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Zambia’s astronaut Nkoloso still making headlines

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In 1964, a Zambian grade-school science teacher single-handedly, and unilaterally, created a space program for his country. The program involved rolling aspiring astronauts down a hill in a barrel and clipping their rope-swings at the height of their arc to simulate weightlessness. He claimed his country would not only beat both the Americans and Russians to the moon, but do it within the year.

Spanish photographer Cristina De Middel‘s photo project, Afronauts, creates a fictional documentation of these efforts. The result is a fact-bending, visually striking fantasy that includes elephant-hugging astronauts, patterned space junk, weightless cats and an engineer day-dreaming at a rusted control panel.
[pullquote]His story inspires a re-evaluation of the line between possibility and dreams[/pullquote]

“My intention is to drive the audience into reflection on what they consume as real,” says De Middel. “In the beginning most people believed everything [in the photos] was real. People asked if I had been in Zambia in the ’60s. They trusted the image but not me, which is quite funny.”

The forgotten Zambian space program was the brainchild of Edward Makuka Nkoloso, a science teacher who dared to dream big. Following independence for the central African nation in 1964, Makuka Nkoloso founded the National Academy of Science, Space Research and Philosophy, Zambia’s first (and completely unofficial) space academy.

As the self-appointed Director-General, Makuka Nkoloso announced in a 1964 op-ed, We’re Going to Mars! With a Spacegirl, Two Cats and a Missionary, that the academy would win the space race by putting a person on the moon by 1965. He even insisted that if the Zambian government and citizenry had not been distracted by independence celebrations, they’d be there already.

The Zambian government never seriously considered Nkoloso’s activities and let the program “die a natural death.” After the United Nations turned down Nkoloso’s funding request for $7 million, the program withered. Not surprising when you consider the training regime as described by Nkoloso:

“I’m getting them acclimatised to space-travel by placing them in my space-capsule every day. It’s a 40-gallon oil drum in which they sit, and I then roll them down a hill.”

Recruits also braved rope-swings. As they neared the arc of their highest swing, Nkoloso cut the rope in an attempt to replicate temporary weightlessness.

[pullquote]We’re Going to Mars! With a Spacegirl, Two Cats and a Missionary[/pullquote]

As deluded as he and his wannabe spacemen were, one can’t help but admire the sheer audacity and ambition of Nkoloso. His story inspires a re-evaluation of the line between possibility and dreams, and De Middel is his acolyte in the way she conflates invention and truth.

“Afronauts is the documentation of an impossible dream that only lives in the pictures,” says De Middel, “I rebuilt documents adapting them to my personal imagery.”

De Middel, who has diversified from news photojournalism into fine art, is always attracted to photography that avoids the usual documentary subjects and stories told in the same old ways, so it is no coincidence Afronauts has the look of b-movie film set.

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#1 Comment By Mo taim On April 24, 2012 @ 4:06 pm

Lovely.Mukuka Nkoloso was a genius.

#2 Comment By Dojo Do On January 1, 2013 @ 7:05 pm

Ni dobo chabe mudala!

#3 Comment By kelsia On April 24, 2012 @ 4:17 pm

he was a crown who dreamt big..

#4 Comment By HH is Diffikotti On April 24, 2012 @ 6:04 pm

A crown ka? Or you the clown mate

#5 Comment By Mwape Mbokeme On April 24, 2012 @ 4:19 pm

Going to Mars with a “space-Girl”, two cats and a missionary? Sounds odd. That was then and up til now, no one has been. Perhaps the UN should have listened to Mr Nkoloso and advanced him the $7m he needed for the project becuase who knows, he coud have landed on Mars with deafening thunder!

#6 Comment By Patambala On April 24, 2012 @ 4:34 pm

Following independence for the central African nation in 1964, …..Is Zambia in Southern Africa or Central africa please help.. The wise come from the eastern province but they disappeared in western province..Nkoloso is bemba

#7 Comment By lucas On April 24, 2012 @ 5:12 pm

what does it have to do with tribes?

#8 Comment By Joe On April 24, 2012 @ 6:43 pm

Zambia is in between central and southern. she is at the end of central and beginning of southern. it is much referred to as southern because of its trade ties (links) with most southern African countries especially south Africa. does that answer your question?

#9 Comment By back becher On April 24, 2012 @ 4:41 pm

you guys ,you made my day with this story.i was stressed the whole day.at least i found something to make me laugh and relax.

#10 Comment By David On April 24, 2012 @ 4:57 pm

Took words right out of my month…lol.

#11 Comment By ndolic On April 24, 2012 @ 4:50 pm

Our dream come a long way

#12 Comment By Nubian Princess On April 24, 2012 @ 4:56 pm

He dared to dream. It is important.

#13 Comment By Nubian Princess On April 24, 2012 @ 4:58 pm

Ok, Nkoloso was a pioneer, but the video is slaying me!

#14 Comment By Dojo do On April 24, 2012 @ 5:00 pm

KK should have channelled that energy into other matters of national importance of the time..

#15 Comment By Lynn On April 24, 2012 @ 5:24 pm

LOL ….The fitness exercises for the Space program are to die for.They really give Billy Blanks a run for his money! 

#16 Comment By U and me r Zambians On April 24, 2012 @ 5:38 pm

Nice one…

#17 Comment By irrationalman On April 24, 2012 @ 5:52 pm

can someone pick up were nkoloso left

#18 Comment By Adage On January 1, 2013 @ 11:35 am

You have asked so go for it brother

#19 Comment By First Gentleman On April 24, 2012 @ 5:54 pm

Professor Difficult Dr Bikiloni Nkolosoo.

#20 Comment By Trigo On April 24, 2012 @ 5:55 pm

# 4 Patambala that’s a good question…..

#21 Comment By scientist/engineer in europe On April 24, 2012 @ 6:04 pm

its great to sea and read about such people.i think in our zambian history i put him on the greatest thinkers of our history i wish he was still alive i would have loved to see him

#22 Comment By Ice_Road_Trucker On April 24, 2012 @ 6:14 pm

Ifyamba.

#23 Comment By B R Mumba, Sr On April 24, 2012 @ 6:27 pm

One of the smartest people of the Zambian Enterprise, he was … ahead of his time, he was too. We will eventually build on his legacy some day except the launch site will be in Zambezi District one of the best places on earth to view eclipses from … it is also one of the cheapest and easiest places for reaching escape velocity from on earth. Nkoloso was just way ahead of his time, ZASA (Zambia Aeronautical Space Agency) shall live one day, and the first spacecraft will be called NKOLOSO

#24 Comment By This makes me cringe On September 9, 2013 @ 11:26 am

B R Mumba, Sr., no wonder Africa is a basket case.

#25 Comment By Musonda On April 24, 2012 @ 6:35 pm

The people who are crazy enough to think they can go the Mars – ARE THE ONES WHO DO!

#26 Comment By Dojo do On April 24, 2012 @ 7:43 pm

Excellent!

#27 Comment By A Phiri ana bwe… On April 24, 2012 @ 6:40 pm

:) Missed opportunity to win the space race. If only we had a crust of bread and film studio… Sorry NASA. I couldn’t resist a free wind up :)

#28 Comment By scientist/engineer in europe On April 24, 2012 @ 6:45 pm

if most of us africans were like nkoloso we would have contributed to science but negativity

#29 Comment By DEVELOPER On April 24, 2012 @ 6:50 pm

Jokes aside guys, you don’t just laugh at signs of innovation. I remember the case of a gentleman called Hachinzobo who came up with a project on how to improve operations of Zambia Railways. Politicians shut him down without investigating his idea. Then there was an UNZA Engineering student (Beriat Sunkutu) who wanted to conduct research in the effects of Electromagnetic Energy on human tissue. Our local scientists did not want to listen to his presentations. This was in 1974 if my memory is correct. Since that time, there has been a lot of research in Electromagnetics and us as humans have benfited from such work, Just imagine where Zambia would be if we supported each other in these research initiatives.Stay united and work hard to develop Zambia. One Zambia One Nation.

#30 Comment By B R Mumba, Sr On April 24, 2012 @ 6:56 pm

Nkoloso was talking about Mars when everyone talking about the moon, and currently there are privately funded programs looking at going to Mars close to fifty (50) years after he started his space program. The arrival of three astronauts at the ISS on Nov. 2, 2000, sparked one NASA official to remark, “We’re going into space forever with people first circling this globe, and then we’re going to Mars….”

#31 Comment By msana wanzili On April 24, 2012 @ 7:10 pm

My word !! what a legend this fellow is. Miles ahead of today’s useless Zambian engineers being churned by an equally useless University, all they know is conning government by doing shody road works and drinking na maule.

#32 Comment By @#$%&! On April 24, 2012 @ 7:20 pm

I like his Hitler look. If only our scientists and engineers could dream this big. We may have at least invented the bungee jump!

#33 Comment By Polokondo On April 24, 2012 @ 8:38 pm

Col Mukuka Nkoloso.I remember the old man visiting Napsa offices znpf then glad in a full ceremonial army uniform as an honorary Col,KK bestowed on him in the late 80s.

#34 Comment By Steel On April 24, 2012 @ 9:22 pm

what happen to visionary Zambians like these, I am so proud of these “crackpots”. everything starts with a dream…remember the famous speech by Martin L. King “I have a dream…., today the USA has a black president” I can appreciate he was only a teacher and hope he taught many pupils to think outside the box…dream big and act on it even if you fail to achieve the dream at least you may have laid the foundations for future generations to build on…In 1964 Korea was like us today the have a space program “visionaries”  

#35 Comment By Rod On April 24, 2012 @ 9:36 pm

He was just a kid in a man’s body. He is just like kids who make wire cars!

#36 Comment By Nostradamus On April 24, 2012 @ 9:58 pm

I am totally baffled.. I need meditation before I read this article!!

#37 Comment By Bokosi On April 25, 2012 @ 1:32 am

Mad scientist…

#38 Comment By VJ Rigger On April 25, 2012 @ 9:21 am

Ifyamba ba Nkoloso.$7m would have gone kuma hule yamuma 60’s.

#39 Comment By Dag Mils On April 25, 2012 @ 10:11 am

It shocks to learn that  we had such brainy people in Zambia but why doesnt the system allow for people to do on constructive projects and not on Rural research programs #21 mentions some people who had projects but later where thought of as mad scientists, politicians please wake up and support these people and not just thinking of what you will get from the change coming from the road projects, Lets develop this country PLEASE………!!!!!

#40 Comment By Courage On April 25, 2012 @ 12:41 pm

Crackpots indeed!

#41 Comment By Umupondo On April 25, 2012 @ 4:02 pm

Children, you see what happens when you smoke bad weed? The effects of that ‘high’ are long term. Your dilusional mind becomes the norm even after so many years…case in point: Mr. Nkoloso.
In short, DO NOT SMOKE WEED (chamba, ibange, dobo), period!

#42 Comment By Umupondo On April 25, 2012 @ 4:03 pm

Still can’t get over the video…LMFAO, yaba. There’s no such thing as a boring day!

#43 Comment By Hello On April 25, 2012 @ 6:38 pm

Where is Mr. Nkoloso now? Indeed Zambia has not been very supportive to dreamers! I remember I had a friend at the National Scientic Research of Zambia who was great in research and they had many programs but poor funding cost them. Also more attention was being given to “Uwabuta” from outside than the locals! U.S.A. and other developed countries give money to dreamers in their countries and you now can see the result. We should encourage dreamers and both the private and GRZ must fund innovative projects! Go Zambia, go!

#44 Comment By vk On January 3, 2013 @ 8:39 am

Mr Nkoloso is late. After the space program failed, he built a one engine plane. During the flight test, the plane crashed on landing and Mr Nkoloso died in that crash. The Man was a genius. MHSRP.

#45 Comment By OKEY On January 1, 2013 @ 8:28 am

UMUSEBANYA.

#46 Comment By Adage On January 1, 2013 @ 11:49 am

80% of Zambians are pessimistic and have negative attitudes. It will never help us. We are negative towards ourselves, negative over our country and negative against one another our governments operate 95% in the negative. that is why most Africans run away from their countries and go to the west where they say it is clean. When they are in their own country they are the ones that throw rubbish anywhere and then complain about it. Keep Zambia clean exists only on papers, cars and bill boards. You find a vehicle written; KEEP ZAMBIA CLEAN, and it is parked in middle of heaps of trash. What a contrast. We have to change the way we think and look at things

#47 Comment By observer#10 On January 2, 2013 @ 2:26 pm

interesting stuff! wish i could learn more about this guy!

#48 Comment By TEMBO On January 3, 2013 @ 2:35 am

PLEASE REPORTER, TRACK DOWN THE FAMILY, IT WOULD BE GREAT TO Talk to HIM OR THE PEOPLE THAT WERE INVOLVED “WHERE ARE THEY NOW?”
UPADTE TWAPAPATA!!!

#49 Comment By dullah On September 24, 2013 @ 12:43 pm

d man has made name for his self. is better to try and fail than not to try at all. go back to d history of all d great inventions, u will be shocked on how crude they started. only fools will mock this great hero.

#50 Comment By dullah On September 24, 2013 @ 12:44 pm

d man has made name for him self. is better to try and fail than not to try at all. go back to d history of all d great inventions, u will be shocked on how crude they started. only fools will mock this great hero.

#51 Comment By AK On December 24, 2013 @ 1:01 pm

not realistic. I wish Chainama was operating by then. was this guy really normal?

#52 Comment By mutale kabwe On December 27, 2013 @ 1:11 pm

lam realy sorry for what the government did,if they had suported this man his project could have been accomplished.All zambians lets pray together to God someone will come and start from where Edward Mukuka Festus Nkoloso ended.

#53 Comment By Realist On December 27, 2013 @ 3:21 pm

I can’t believe that sane people that can read and write seriously think this lunatic had any chance of getting more than 10 metres off the ground. Come on! Get real.

#54 Comment By jolly chiwala On December 13, 2014 @ 10:16 pm

I think he’s the same guy wu motivated the pipo in matero 2b so innovative.