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MP’s ditching their parties are like Hyenas looking for fecal excreta-Dr. Manda

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Doctor Francis Manda
Doctor Francis Manda

Renowned medical practitioner Francis Manda says MP’s resigning from their political parties are behaving like Hyenas searching for faeces.

The outspoken Urologist said it is unacceptable that selfish politicians could be allowed to waste public resources on unnecessary bye elections.

“They are behaving exactly like Hyenas, these are animals that go about looking for faeces. The MP’s ditching their parties are like Hyenas looking for fecal excreta,” Dr. Manda said.

Dr. Manda was speaking Saturday morning during his popular radio show “Manzi Therapy” on ZNBC Radio 4.

He said Zambia is a country with meager resources for development programmes adding that spending huge amounts of money on bye elections which could be avoided is unacceptable.

[pullquote]“They are behaving exactly like Hyenas, these are animals that go about looking for faeces. The MP’s ditching their parties are Hyenas looking for fecal excreta,” Dr. Manda said.[/pullquote]

Dr. Manda supported proposals that the new constitution should include provisions that will enable the party nominate a candidate to see out the remainder of the term in an event that the MP crosses the floor.

“We cannot continue with defections at this rate. We need these constitutional changes in order to protect public funds,” Dr. Manda said.

He also appealed to political parties to exhibit maturity and settle down in 2013.

“We saw a lot of bickering in all parties including the ruling one in 2012. We don’t need such in 2013. These political parties need to learn to resolve issues amicably.”

Dr. Manda said infighting in political parties contributed to the lack of development in 2012.

“We didn’t see any meaningful development in the past year because politicians were busy bickering. Let us start politics in 2016 and not now when Zambians want development.”

88 COMMENTS

  1. I agree with the doctor, these people luck principals. It is unfortunate that the President himself encourages this nonsense, it doesn’t seem to bother him to hold these elections every three months. Zambian should avoid voting back these people, let us create an environment which will be painful so these people can learn a lesson. I wish the doctor can be the next President, we are tired of these people who don’t seem to have a plan for the country.

    • many retirees are not getting their terminal benefits & yet you claim to be a leader of all Zambians when in in fact you are allowing dirty to be washed in public and let alone allow wastage of hard earned resources. I suggest that voters should boycott these by-elections

    • Why do we just complain and yet take no practical measures to correct/stop any pathetic trends? Sadly, Zambians generally fear their leaders (president, ministers, MPs, and even councillors) as if they were small gods.
      Why do we feel comfortable to and at peace to live dirty cities and towns and yet we dress well?
      Why do we accept pot holes on our roads, non-collection of garbage as if we don’t pay taxes?
      Why is there always money for by-elections and many other political events and yet we get excuses for non-implementation of development projects?
      Its time we changed the way we let govt misuse our money and all we do is just watch from the side lines as if we are visitors in our own country.
      Its time we recoiled from that docility and consistently pressured govt through our MPs

  2. But the bigger problem is with both the ruling and opposition parties. Where as the ruling partiy prefersd the status quo for obvious reasons of increasing their numbers in parliament so that they can pass their bills and avoiding an impeachment process, the opposition parties also want the status quo for future use if elected in government. If they were against that wouldn’t they have raised a motion in parliament to change the law now when they are still majority? It is hypocrytical for them to continue blaming the ruling party when they can’t demonstrate to us by raising a motion to amment the law in this respect. The number one job of parliamentarians is to make laws as suggested by their constituencies and parties that will fcreate an enabling environment for development.

    • Even MCS spoke exactly like the Doc during his campaigns…..PF lacks focused leadership, majority of the people in cabinet President inclusive are recycled politicians adding no value to the economy and have stopped moving with time….No wonder majority of the Voters for PF are failing to admit the failures…..i voted for PF but truly the performance is welllllll below par and expectations, a very bitter lesson indeed, as youths we should look for fresh blood in politics and not these guys in government….

  3. Problem is SATA and SPLINTER KAPIMPE if they were not blackmailing these
    Poor souls called MPS there would not have been all this nonsense

  4. HH said it a long-time ago. Chimbwi-no-plan, just looking for faeces instead of developi ng the country. Where is the Chief Chimbwi His Senseless the President of the Republic of Zambia…even dullness has never reached proportions that I’m seeing in this president. The only thing Sata does is swear in Ministers and naming new districts. To Sata, numerous by-elections is not a waste of resources…chimbwi-no-plan…PF we are tired with your nonsense. Dr Manda is right, NO DEVELOPMENT IN 2012. Where Dr Manda is wrong is assuming that we will ever see development under PF. Maybe in 2014 they will again re-base the new currency back to what it was before the current re-basing. In 2016 we need a president from a non-northern province, for brighter development ideas. This is c.r.a.p!!!

  5. The country is in wrong hands. Serpent Cobra Ukwa Sata CNP has no education background and he is tabularasa meaning that his brain did not grow scientifically due to lack of education. The man is a sweeper at Victoria Railway Station, UK and what do you expect from such a flat ego in leadership. I agree with Doc, no amount of development was seen in 2012 because we have no leaders apart from ba kaponya abena sata and friends. Will sought them out in 2016.

  6. It sad when politician have a sole objective of stealing public money. No one from button to top thinks these type of by elections are waste of resource. Shame

  7. Excellent Dr. Manda you have really hit the nail on the head!!… We can’t pretend to have a lot of resources to finance unnecessary by-elections when such resources can even be used to uplift living standards of the people. We need a revolution!!!!

    • Politic is a game of wits. MMD did it with PF MPs and ensured these MPs were protected by the so called courts of law. You talk of black mail? How and why should be black mailed? Only if one has something to hide would they be afraid of black mail. I as a person who has not stolen from any cannot woory about blackmail. You should not blame Sata for the defections. Blame it on the individuals and find out what is the opposition are not doing to keep their Members. If a wife commits adultry, there must be one the three reasons 1) The woman is whore, 2) The husband is not faithful or 3) The adulterer is a sweet talker. But above all the woman is to blame for not resisting temptation. Dont blame Sata otherwise you may end up losing all the oppostion MPs- just find a aolution to these defection

  8. Tussle my hair doc, could we as well hire a president? The current one is too shallow minded! He cannot even teach a grade one class.

  9. This is the doctor who plays know-it-all on some program. His English is really bad and he has derogatory language toward other professionals. This man does not know much about medicine and offers generic solutions for specific queries. This gentleman is a technocrat but has an itching desire to enter politics or at least be close to the game. Truth be told, he is one disgruntled man and assumes he has the solutions for everything. One, he must realize that he does not understand aspects that go into medicine such as finance and strategy. He forgets that a perfect medical system cannot prevail with socialistic policies.

    • Your comment is misplaced & full of hot air!! Dr Manda’s’comment is right on this time around. Your concerns on his generic prescriptions can be addressed through Health Professions Council of Zambia.

    • u are dull iwe, Dr manda has raised issues,good issue for both political party,he was political,the politician forgets about the people who voted for them no wonder the don’t care about us all the care is they stomach and ne fibana fwabo. the doctor is right 100%

    • Your comment is well placed!! Manda is indeed disgruntled, for him to make such an insulting comment, first needs to look at himself – He & his wife belonged to different parties, she, a minister – their marriage split about that time – Politics shouldn’t lead to marriage breakups!! It may have not been everything, but sure did contribute!! Secondly, for a person with his educational attainment, one would realise that the first principle of Democracy, is the freedom to choose a party one wants to belong!!! Am sure some poor villagers have a better grasp of this than he does!

  10. The consititution is 2 blame 4 all this waste of resources.Late George Kunda and team had all the tym in this world 2 change all this crap in the constitution but he failed bcz he was in their 2 make money thru allowances. .we cant blame our current president 4 these by_elections.If late kunda was bold enough 2 change the clause on by_elections no MP would have thot of resighning.

  11. No one has resigned to join PF! You don’t need a certificate in criminology to see that Sata has blackmailed them all from Mutati to Masumba! Sata is a criminal! Even Clive Chirwa, Chibamba Kanyama, and several other potential leaders who are not even in active politics including several traditional leaders have all suffered blackmail whereby they are invited t statehouse at night to be given orders and threats. KK is also blackmailed. NGOs are not just quiet but silenced. These are mafioso Chanda Chimba warned us about.

    • Black mail? Unless you have skeletons in your wardrobe noone can blackmail you. Check your dictionary for the meaning.

    • @24.1 Deja Vu you are wrong.The threat of jail,deportation ( even if you’re Zambian born and it’s the only country you’ve known your whole life) are enough to get people to act a certain way. By the way where have you been? Long time no virtual sighting of you on this blog.

    • Reader & #24 you two seem to be very paranoid!! How many Zambians that are opposed to this govt have been jailed or deported?? Not even HH for crying out loud!
      Yes some people may be hassled, it is part of a growing democracy, not that we should accept this behaviour, we should fight it by way of tweeking the constitution & challenging thru court!!

  12. Zambians do not know what faithfulness and loyalty are. Nearly EVERY politician in Zambia has cheated on their spouses, has divorced or is single and philandering. So, what do you expect? How can people who sire children and abandon their own flesh and blood stick to the electorate who are not even their relatives? Charity begins at home. Prostitution is in Zambian blood. If you doubt this, go to Parliament HbrOThEL!

  13. Dr Manda is very right. These Hynas keep on betraying there voters. My pasionate appeal is that let us not vote for these hynas.

  14. It appears to some bloggers as though each time an MP resigns from the opposition it has to do with Sata. U fools the only thing that we should fight for is a could constitution which will not have these loopholes. CHAPWA!!

    • Sata is president and Sata is giving them comfort- Its like a kid who goes and steals bread, if the father enjoys that bread without asking where it came from- he is just as a thief as well. President Sata is stealing from the Zambian people, kids in schools without desks and books, but he finds money to hold by elections.

  15. Well,,,,they are just following your wife Nkandu who has just found the biggest portion of faeces in PF after MMD!! Remember how greedy your wife Nkandu is!! Some of us are aware of the manuvers she is talking to get some of your dead brother’s estate…using her children to make false claims of one of the houses your brother left…depriving your late brother’s orphan her genuine and rightful inheritance!! You need to deal with your ex wife’s greed for money in as much as you are preaching to others!

  16. This ci Doctor likes opening his mouth anyhow. He could have said what he wanted to say without mentioning faeces, he may have a point but my word! his mouth is too dirty I dont like him. He behaves like he blow-jobs for a living.

  17. We tell a grade 7 kid at age 13 you have failed go face life on your own. We have no money to put you into classroom- oh by the way, we have money for by-elections. WOW what a society.

  18. I first want to concour with the Doc.’s observation. Its too much of defections wich are not even geniuine. Namulambe e.g was die hard mmd. If mmd had won the elections he would still hav bin n mmd. Lets hav principles like n US and European politics and not belly politics. Pipo are dying in compounds coz they dont hav money to buy drugs ,food and send there children to sku. It pains me alot and politicians are not bothered at all. Am frustrated i have to end here thanks.

  19. LET EVERY CONCERNED ZAMBIAN USE ANY MEANS AT THEIR DISPOSAL TO CONDEMN MEDIOCRITY AND SELFISH ACTS INCLUDING PROGRAMS THAT DO NOT RELATE TO POLITICS. CONGRATS DOC FOR BEING A VOICE FOR THE VOICELESS, YOUR VOICE ECHOED THROUGH MANY HOMES ACROSS ZAMBIA. EVERY WELL MEANING ZAMBIAN IS HAPPY WITH YOUR BOLDNESS AND COURAGE BUT EVERY CHIMBWI WITH FAECES ON THEIR MOUTH IS VERY ANNOYED. BUT GOOD ALWAYS PREVAILS!!!

  20. As a hyena Iam very offended with most of you humans with scant knowledge if any on my character pretending to be knowledgeable about me. You go as far as saying Chimbwi no plan! U think there’s no plan in allowing a rival to hunt and then I bring my clan to ambush him off the kill?
    Even this doctor, learned as he is, thinks I eat faeces! Ati kupusa ba dotolo! Go and do your research. Luangwa isn’t far away. We don’t eat faeces! We eat meat real red meat. And unlike most of you lazy humans who are just conmen since you earn a living by holding press conferences and radio shows, we hyenas hunt. Stop comparing us to you lazy bastards!

    • i like this iwe chimbi.but one thing you have forgotten is that you dont have a plan to hunt but wait on others plan,you fool !!!!kikikiki

    • Iwe ***** kodi uzIba kuti because we don’t have a graceful appearance like your idolised lions humans attribute all negative behaviours to us? They are masters at judging a book by its cover! We are hunters and most times our kill is seized by lions and when u humans arrive and find us watching from a distance u conclude that we are scavenging when Its vice versa. Pantu mu concluda!
      Of course there are times when a leopard kills and we chase him off his kill. But for your own information that is just our Plan B, Fisi ali na plan all the time. Tell that to your fellow *****s.

  21. insulting Sata will not help you dull creatures. What does your constitution say? Doesn’t it allow for such things – Bye-electios? Is not an MP allowed to associate with a party of his choice? Is Sata equal to constitution? Really you are just dull creatures. Change the constitution first…shaaaa.

    Peace and Prosperity to Mother Zambia.

  22. The principle reason for people resigning as MPs and crossing over is the lack of ideologies in all parties. Once you have no ideology you swing like leaf on water which moves according to direction of wind. Many Zambian politicians have no ideology they believe in. Ideologies make people stable in their political thinking. This is the only main reason why politics in western world only have two parties sharing power over years. The only competition they have between them is fighting to be in the middle between extreme capitalism and extreme socialism/communism. So as long as our politicians and their supporter don’t base their political thinking on ideology and its principles, ours are loose people and will ever swing between parties.

  23. Bye elections should only be held in case of death. In case of resignation, outgoing MP should be barred from standing for that life of parliament while 2nd best should automatically take over. President should appoint ministers from outside parliament.

    • But what will stop ruling when they are 2nd best to buy off opposition incumbent MPs like Sikwela (to resign) so that they have more seats?

  24. Hey Doc, well said I have always followed your other comments as well in the past and one can tell you have a huge heart for Zambia. Keep it up and you have the peoples backing.

  25. The problem is we create the problem, but don’t prevent it. Thanks Dr, but may be you should be a politician and help this country

  26. We need solutions that introduce individual integrity and principles in Zambia? We need people who see politics as a calling to serve the people and not to enrich themselves.

    The best way to bring about these changes is not really through some laws that will bring about lasting transparency and accountability.
    1. Start by curbing the powers of the President
    2. Make ACC a truly independent organisation with ‘teeth’
    3. Reduce the salaries and packages of these MPs and politicians in general so their motivation is not money
    4. Educate the electorates so they stopped listening to lies and being easily bribed
    5. Make ECZ a truly independent organisation with ‘teeth’
    6. Ban anyone who resigns from contesting on a ruling party platform.

    Problem solved!

  27. Since hyenas are not well known for eating faeces, i know Dr Manda was somehow referring to the top Chimbwi in power.

    Here is a psychologist version of what the doc said; ‘Chimbwi, Ukwa is hunting down the faeces (MPs) causing them to ditch their parties’

  28. Hyenas are better bcoz they can go hunting. Here is my one solution, whoever came second in the general election for that particular constituency should immediately take the MP position bcoz he/she was elected but came short of the victory. Don`t allow the ruling party to pick a replacement that will mean undemocratic process. A resigning PM should swallow the pain of quitting his people. Sata is useless, some of us in diaspora were happy to see him win but it has become a disaster for the whole country. Sata has NO direction or leadership skills to lead the nation. He promised small Govt but its ballooning everyday. Creating districts, province and gov ministries & all the nuisance you can think of. Corruption is back and moving at a very fast speed both financially and mentally. Shame!!

  29. DOC,

    THE POST NEWSPAPERS AND MR MMEMBE ARE THE ONE WHO ARE BEHAVING LIKE HYENAS.

    THEY FEAST THEIR CONSCIENCES ON FAECAL MATTER, AND WANT TO CONTAMINATE ALL ZAMBIANS WHO SEE WHAT THEY PUBLISH IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN.

    MY APPEAL TO ZAMBIA POLICE IS TO CEASE THIS OPPORTUNITY AND PUT MMEMBE AND COMPANY BEHIND BARS FOR A WHILE TO TEACH THEM A LESSON NEVER TO INSULT ALL ZAMBIANS LIKE THAT.

    IN ADDITION, PUT THAT “BITCH” IN THE PHOTO AWAY TOO, AND OFFER HER SERIOUS COUNSELLING.

    WE ARE WORKING SO HARD ON FIGHTING HIV/AIDS IN ZAMBIA, AND THEN YOU GET PEOPLE DOING THAT KIND OF NONSENSE? THE STUPID FOOL WITH A MICROPHONE UNDER THE EVIL WOMAN MUST ALSO BE ARRESTED. THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO TURN RAPIST.

    I FEEL SAD FOR ZAMBIA!

    • EDIT:

      ‘THE POST NEWSPAPERS AND MR MMEMBE ARE THE ONE WHO ARE BEHAVING LIKE HYENAS’ SHOULD READ AS: ‘THE POST NEWSPAPERS AND MR MMEMBE ARE THE ONES WHO ARE BEHAVING LIKE HYENAS.’

      AND THE “****” THAT LT HAVE INTRODUCED IN MY CONTRIBUTION IS A PERFECTLY ACCEPTED WORD “F_O_O_L”.

  30. Mind your language and be professional,you are the same people who fail to deliver when given such positions.Dr Manda what have you achieved in you life.why don’t you own your own Hospital if you were that smart.you are just bitter! your utterances will not get you a job. Most of you chaps are bitter coz there is no more easy money from the corrupt MMD which kept you quiet all those years shaa!

  31. We need to fix the constitution zambians. no matter how good the pipo we vote in wether educated rich,exposed abroad,men of the pipo etc…,THE constitution is key. MAN is naturally selfish,especially when u even give him power,its even worse cause “absolute POWER even gives man more leverage to corruption at the expense of the countys development. These defecting MPs have nothing to offer for the country except to satisfy thier insatiable appetitie for thier bellies.shame that we have allowed ourselves as zambians to be screwed by these HYENAS in such a crude way.LETS DEMAND A CONSTITUTION THAT SHALL LIMIT THIS STUPIDITY OF DEFECTIONS by these STUPID and GREEDY POLITICIANS. ITs time we stop consuming and start PRODUCING as a country.SHALL WE FOR ONCE demand a pipo driven CONSTITUTION!

  32. I think they don’t know the difference between eLections and eRections. They are intoxicated with political viaGra tuity.

  33. Dr Manda should be selective well i expected him to be in his language,he is not surprised of defections he lives here, he knows how in hurry his cousin Sata is to make a name in development,.MPs are blocking every move by govt so What option does he have?increase numbers for easy delivery.Iwould do the same.

  34. This doctor is a think tank.we need medicines and equipent in our hospitals not by elections.we voters we are all stupid why vote for some one who crosses to another party we can understand if it is as result of an MP death.

  35. Manda is so careless in his talk. He forgets that his former wife a certain Nkandu Luo left MMD and joined PF to become an MP. So, was he once married to a hyena? And his children are offsprings of a female hyena…be careful Manda. Loose talk!!!

    • Thank you Kimbaguist. Humans talk talk talk and talk nonsenses to earn money. We hyenas hunt but are never appreciated by u lazy bantus. Most of you are trying to emulate us and are failing- like u have pointed out about this Nkandu woman

    • you should hear what he say about the former. i remember watching an interview once in summary in relation to your assumption he said he had made a mistake of marrying a hyena

  36. Ubulwele nabwamba ukufika kubongo aka kamudala.I don`t have any respect for him.No wonder kachaila nama operations takabela fully qualified.Waya kubulaya mukuchita observe surgeon ifyoalechita akupela naka certificate of attendance wabwela mailo ati iyo nine shinganga wa mabwamba.Ala !

  37. Is Manda still in the UPND? Strong words coming from someone whose marriage disintegrated because his wife belonged to a different party than the one he belonged to and it was in the papers. We had more by-elections under MMD and no one was complaining when the opposition was being squeezed, most opposition parties went under during MMD because they used to buy MP’s from smaller parties and caused unnecessary by-elections and most parties ended up with no representatives in parliament. The hour has passed, no law was broken by resigning, they should just face the reality of democracy, not manzi therapy!

  38. how many hynas do we have in parliament some one help count them so we can have the names of hynas printed and advertised

  39. Am an ardent follower of the “Manzi Therapy”, programme on health issuez sponsored by Manzi Valley and benefit greatly from the deliberationz. Mr (Dr) Manda dezerves a lot of respect, kudoz and honour. However, any messege that haz a derogatory tone, vulgar or indeed obscene language, no matter how good and whoever sayz it, iz not acceptable.

  40. The man in charge of zambia has no concious. Right now he is busy telling his Forrest ati mwila umfwa efyo balanda panthu tebankusungu, lupwa eokansunga nga na fumapo pabu teko” [dont listen to what people say about me employing relatives, they wont keep me when i leave this presidency].

    Stealing is in his DNA as one Chanda Chimba prophet said

  41. ba tunyologist language ububi this is democracy don’t expect it to be cheap you are just annoyed with the govt cause they haven’t given you a ministerial job sha

  42. The Doc is right. What do the hyenas enjoy most? Bones or amafi? They are known for excreting hot feaces because of the bones they eat.

  43. Dr Manda is one of the worst husband anyone can imagine of. He used to be Prof Luo husband always drunk and urinating in clothes. His unstable mental state due to alcohol has always landed him in serious problems both in work and social life. Yes he is educated but brainless. He joined Miyanda political party after being divorced by Prof Luo due to uncceptable behaviour. Very embarassing even during Chiluba reign he used to make unwarranted remarks. Thank God despite making mistakes operating innocent patients and dying he is still practicing.If it the developed world . He would have been investigated and sacked for operating under the influence of ALCOHOL.

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