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BIZZARRE: Kasama man beds a hen?

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A named man of Chambeshi location in Kasama is reported to have had elicited sex with a chicken which later died the same day over the weekend.

Both police and hospital sources confirmed the incident to ZANIS and described the act as a criminal offence.

The incident happened on Sunday morning.

An eye witness explained that she saw a chicken convulsing outside the house and called the owner of the house to come and see the strange behaviour in the chicken.

She said when the owner came she took the chicken and held it in her hands.

She said whilst holding the chicken, she saw some strange fluid coming out of the chickens’ mouth in the presence of the neighbours who advised her to take the chicken for medical examinations.

The medical examinations which were conducted on the chicken revealed that the fluid was human semen and advised them not to eat it.

The chicken was later referred to a veterinary doctor who was not in office to carryout further investigations as it was on a Sunday.

The chicken later died on the way.

And in an exclusive interview with ZANIS, the owner of the chicken declined to disclose the suspect but confirmed that the incident, saying this was the second time it has happened.

She said the suspect was within the house.

Meanwhile police sources said they will launch investigations until the culprit is brought to book and warned that those who will be found wanting WILL be punished by the law.

Last year, an similar incident happened in Mbala where a man, with two wives, had sex with a cow and was sentenced to 18 years imprisonment by the high court.

ZANIS/ENDS/MC/EB.

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119 COMMENTS

  2. This is the end of the world…the return of our lord jesus is at hand….so many women around and in his right senses he decides to go for a chicken…yes the chicken is to be eaten, but not that way….!

  6. Guys just marry to reduce the pressure(Chilala).There are a lot of girls in need of marriages in teh village.

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  10. #9,They wont and where is Chewe the Virgin? he was suppose to give advice to his tribeman how to survive chilala.

  12. Bulls. This story is fake. Everyone knows you take chickens to vets and not medics. This is the ‘Ifya pano isonde’ kind of story. I’m surprised so many people are so gullible. And what does ‘elicited sex’ mean anyway? Flipping heck!

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  13. #9! absolutely! we dont have the likes of him in bembaland! Its unfortunate that he left his home village just to come and do this embarassing act on the bemba soil!

  14. ba bemba nabo. like one Zambian Ngoni musician has sang, kuti “abemba aliye nzelu, at one point he says “abemba ni vi puba”. he says so and further presses on by convincingly telling us why the Airport and UNZA are on the East of Lusaka. Ati kwakwi kilila abena Chipata abamano pakuki baenda ko fye panono kuya ku University. it is tulu!

    Ababemba, ati awe fye ku Great Northroad, ukwakufikila ababemba pakuya ku Mukobeko…….

  15. bakuchipata tibazibila ku mona na mpuno ikulu. E.g……its up to you to guess, i wont mention any names.! the suspect is a typical easterner! If you want ,ask LT to put up his pic..

  16. This is insane!!!, .. Apparently its news to hear this is a “Criminal offence”.What Crime is that Called???? How bout Gay Sex in Zambia, is it lawfull??,?….

  17. On “A named man of Chambeshi location in Kasama is reported to have had elicited sex with a chicken which later died the same day over the weekend“, this is very sad but I do not condemn him instead the devil for causing our Northern Province (NP) man to do this unnatural thing.
    Following “And in an exclusive interview with ZANIS, the owner of the chicken declined to disclose the suspect but confirmed that the incident, saying this was the second time it has happened“, it appears the devil is active in this part of the country Zambia with such stuff.
    Regarding “Last year, an similar incident happened in Mbala where a man, with two wives, had sex with a cow and was sentenced to 18 years imprisonment by the high court“, we are really not safe in…

  18. KAWILO and FLUFFY…Oh God no matter hw many times our controversial Danny sings abt such tafipwa….We r livng in the last days,LESA twafweni

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  19. Iwe #15 BABY C behave ala wanisekesa. Akulu mpuno we love the free air given to us. How can a person romp a hen? But Bembas are Bembas no size the other one is serving a jail sentence for mounting a cow. ndimwe ba njala geeee.

  20. # 14 u crack me,i hav heard tht song ……..Hhahahahahahah Ba Moze comment on this one.Ba Bemba inkoko surely yangu tata

  21. Ya ya ya ya ba Bemba mwasebana. I thought it was only Maestro Heheheheh’s uncle from Mazabuka that was into this trade. Careful with chicken and chips whilst in Northern and Southern Provinces !

  22. un beliveble,he is note suposed to live among humans let this chap be found and sent behind bars for life,we were worried of girl child difilment now even our chickens are not safe,what is shocking is that the owner knows this man and its thw second tym,WHY NOT HAND HIM OVER,IS HE THE BREAD WINNER came on zambia this is an acceptable,SHAME!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  25. Ba Dr Maureen yashana insele so, mulekwata umuchinshi. Look now, you have even caused Baby C to start lying in broad day light for she did not put the facts proving her claims on here.

    Just acknowledge that the Noertherners have let us done on this one and other case in the news.

  26. Hmmmm! Maestro hehehe! am impressed! so you can speak a bit of bemba? But maestro, the fact that the unthinkable happened in Kasama doenst mean the suspect is Bemba! Chances are… this man has some tongash blood….

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  30. Awe!ok am curious did the chicken die of chocking or because of inferior substances in its system?and was he the only guy in the village or the house?

  31. The guy who posts these comments is from Chipata. Last time he posted comments about the guy anadya pol% yamuzake, ati naeve niwaku Luapula. Infact there’s lots of easterners who have invaded our dear province. Eba leleta amaloshi aya!

  32. Ghostrider…. Amen!! now where were you all this time? you left me attending to these Mbeba eaters all alone!

  33. Come on guys, this is all nonsense! Why investigate when you know the perpetrator? LT can you please feed us with credible news.

  37. Baby C, Epondi, am just trying to think what was going on in this guy’s head as in practically. Personally my “Legend” in a nkuku’s mouth? Ha Teti! I cant treat him in that manner. He deserves better…….Maybe this is indeed a fake story nkoko zoona???

  40. Ok sorry i take that back i am after all half bemba its a really sorry joke you see us zedians will understand ati this is from ifyabukaya but publishing on the internet in such manner is embarrasing coz others outside our cycles will take it as truth. Mulelondolola ati from a comedy program etc

  41. Its a pity that guy did what he did but I think its very unfair to refere it to all the Bembas. There are many stories about the Tongas and Ilas having sex with their cows which are not published here. So you have to be cautious with your comments, you will be surprised to find out that its actually you relative who is not even bemba who has done that!

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  43. C.I.A – Ask your women about the skill of the Bembas, you are clearly misinformed. Where you from anyway??

  45. #39 C.I.A this is reality butta.Its happening really….Atleast we Easterners its defilement and thts human to human not huma to cows to chicken and next we shall hear:A man from kasama beds a python.

  47. #44 Zoe
    Honestly just imagine my big fimo fimo in a tiny fimo fimo the chicken will be split in 2 befor i am half way there lol

  49. #45
    Baby C we come from together so no bigy have you seen any bemba man contest my conclusion its only true ask them

  52. #6 Sharp Shooter; You are advising your friends to marry, but just at the end of this story, there’s another of a man married to 2 wives caught having sex with a cow. I don’t think someone in his rightful mind can do this. But maybe these people do these disgusting things for charms. If you try to go deeper to find out why these people are doing the chickens, cows, babies and children etc…you will find that most of them have had visited some N’ganga and were told to do the bizzarres they do.

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  54. #34 C.I.A; Am not Bemba but do you think that if all Bembas had smalls of a pencil, do you think that chicken could have convulsed? I blieve they also have big fimo fimo like you.

  56. #53
    maybe it didnt like what came out of the pencil LOL
    but anyways it was a joke you are taking it personal do you have something to confess to the blog LOL
    #44 Zoe
    “Atleast we Easterners its defilement and thts human to human” tell me whats wrong with this statement???

  58. 25 Baby C, I am very Zambian and can speak Nyanja because I lived in Lusaka for a long time, Bemba because I stayed in Kitwe and Ndola for some time and I visit those two places many times whenever I am in Zambia, a bit of Lozi because I stayed in Senanga and travelled to there on two occasions, and Tonga because it is my mother tongue as I am a full Tonga Zambia by descent.

    I also speak some words in Xhosa/Zulu/Afrikaans/Shona/Venda/Sotho/Tswana and French/Italian. I have also started learning German Language in preparation for my stay there.

    I have left out a few languages I know about that a similar to the ones I have put up on the above mentioned.

    Note that I never referred to the evil-attacked chicken sex slaughter man as a Bemba Tribe person, but a Northerner. Later.

  64. #55 C.I.A; Am not taking it personal. its just that the way you are describing the fimo fimo of the Bembas; likening to a pencil!!!!!!!!Ha!!!!!!! lol!!!!!
    I don’t have anything to confess to the blog.

  68. Zoe #61
    defilement is not something you should describe ati atleast us there is nothing better in that with a chicken or animal for that matter its taboo and maybe a be of a joke as some stories might be false. Defilement happens almost everyday just because it is assumed that someone did something you consider more even you can not say atleast Defilement is better because its human on human.

  69. Surely, what goes in through the “thing” can not come out through the mouth. The birth canal and the digestive system of any animal are not linked. So what the hen was vomiting was not semen but something else. Unless LT tells me the hen was fu***d from the mouth, otherwise it should be a jock of the day.

  73. Beastiality – people who engage themselves in such kind of behavior identify themselves with animals and should not live among humans.

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  79. 58, C.I.A, thanks and greetiings. I am a student, but have travelled across Zambia and the World quite well.

    I think NEXT President of Zambia should consider me for Zambian Representative to the UN (LOL).

    Have a good day and keep well.

  81. I’m not sure about this story… the part about taking the chicken for medical examinations just disputed its validity in my eyes. Most people in Zambia don’t care about animals – why would someone take ONE CHICKEN for MEDICAL EXAMS because it is acting strange? Most don’t even feed their dogs.

  82. #78 Maestro Hhehhehhehhe
    You have a good day aswell and i will pass on recomendation for next representative to UN LOL
    if only …

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  83. 60, Baby C, on your “ Huh maestro, who is a northener?“, a Northerner in the Zambian context is any Zambian who lives in the Northern part of Zambia.

  86. This man is insane (mental illness). I don’t know why Bemba’s should be judged by the shameful act of one or two insane man, only God knows whether he’s Bemba even. On ‘Abemba mulibe Nzelu song’. I think its because our Eastern cousin (the singer) seems to be flattered with a country like Zambia (over 10,000,000.00) people having just one university and its on great east road. Bemba’s don’t care about that because they know that; in a normal country, there would have been say 10 universities for that population. Look Zimbabwe. Bemba’s know that Zambia is not normal. In Kenya Every child is supposed to go to university thats a government policy and they are striving to acheive that. Now look at Zambia one university and Ngoni’s are flattered just because…what a shame, bafyatile…

  89. 78, Dora Red Lips, thanks and keep well. Well, we will see what I will do for mother Zambia. For it is Maestro for Zambians and Zambia in 2011.

  90. Number 17, This man should bear full responsibility for his actions and not the devil. True, the bible says the last days will be marked with a lot of bad things. If you read the bible, you can find a description of the social uphevals that have become part of every day life at 2 Tim 3:1-5. These, the bible laters explains are being instigated by Satan and his demons. For “good reasons”, because they know they have a short period of time. Rev 12:12. Well, then does this then man will be free from the evils that he will perpetrate under Satan’s influence. No! Why? This is because was given free will by his God and creator and therefore he has the right to choose. Recall what happened in Eden? Evil was misled by Satan, did that excuse her and her husband from punishment? Rom 1:18-20,…

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  94. whether the man s from kasama, chipata or wherever, what he did was shameful in the sight of God and man, he must be insane

  95. This ia awful, what is this world come to? I thought it was only Tongas who knew how to nail cows siring half cows half Tongas, now even the northerners are following suit. Anyway, one would have thought they would be shagging baboons. Maybe its because those primate cousins of ours can well defend themselves so abaBemba are scared to try their sansamcation acrobatics there.

  98. Morning, afternoon and evening blogggers. Sad development indeed. The only problem with this story as with all other stories is that by the time I see it, 1,000 other bloggers have already seen it. I will therefore reserve most of my comments.
    The issue here is that of a guy being under pressure. It has nothing to do with one being Bemba, Luvale or Tonga. Just anyone from anywhere will do it under extreme pressure. The problem with us Africans is that we treat issues of s.e.x as taboo. Children and adults alike are not free to explore their bodies when under pressure. Such things as m.a.s.t.u.r.b.a.t.i.o.n, s.e.x toys or any other other ways through which one can release are taboo and unheard of. I tried to open a s.e.x shop for lunatics like this guy, govt said its unlawfull. Now look…

  100. The strange fluid was coming from the chicken’s a.n.u.s but again its very unAfrican and a taboo to name the unnamables more so the narrator is a villager. It could also be that the blog repoter minced his/her words, what they call in some circles economising on the truth.
    Comment 35 C.I.A Bembas have bigger than pencils things just like you. Do you not know that the chicken’s organ is big enough for an egg to pass through? And most eggs are bigger in diameter than the average dick.
    Comment 67, I agree with you. I would be surprised if a stripper is Tonga. A stripper is most likely a Bemba. Tonga girls/ladies are decent. Its in this very decency that Bembas see ukupwalala. Nice day bloggers.

  103. @69. It doesnt matter whether the digestive system is not connected to the birth canal. Have you ever shagged a woman hard that your eyes pop up and she throws up? It happens all the time in closed doors, just that nafyena fyamu sebano & iamgine telling your friend ati nina mulukisa? UUUUHHHu! they would think wali pena. its a pity this is happenining when & the pepetrators r none but indoshi. This is why anti biotics r not working in the human body against ceratin unrinary tract infections of late because sex has already been shared amongest animals & beds of all kinds. If you shagg a chicken, then you shagg a human being, that human being is shagged by another & that other shagged a cow, a dog, a worm-it means in one way or another we have all shgged anything living. Let terminate such

  104. This makes me wonder if not at all that some lustfull beings can see any hole on a human being as a shagg canal? Even DMX says imagine what it feels like shagging a fellow man-or woman on woman. Even if its in the name of exporations-vachila mo. When other people can discover more important things to life-some are inventing evil & unleashing it in the minds of prone men who are pro v.a.g.i.n.a. Well,if any person needs to be inacerated-this one surely does. Looks like other human being shag their women too much that their elastic holes enlarge wider such that they end up not feeling any thrill let alone pound & ;pestle romp along the canal,in the end they opt for tinier holes of animals. weshilu!

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