The Week in Pictures

1. Pic 14, those chldren dont look anything like their late father!!!

2. Pic #21…pali fyakuseka? K1.3 billion gone!!!

3. kwena bali shaina Ba Mukuni!! that must be th hottest ride in town!

4. Number 1, those children are really lucky not to look like their dad, dont you think?

5. Today is my birthday!!!! iforgot yaba!!

6. #1 What are you innuating? Did you father them? Anyway my heart goes out to them and I hope what #1 is saying is true. It would terrible if these Kids just google the name of their late father and see all the demeaning comments people have made about him

   Pic #19, I guess they don’t call him Akulu Mpuno for nothing. His nose width matches lusakatimes internet address. Amazing.

   Pic #21 why is the coach smiling as if he won the cup. If he cared he should have looked like our boys in pic 20 and the gent in pic 22. These guys don’t care whether we win or not. Look at Pic #23

7. #4–Bra..hmm! u r right. i think banamugo’nga!!

8. Our National Team players should wear suits when on business. They look like Kaponyas.

   Suits with ties in Zambian national colours would look official and presentable.

9. picturre twenty team kwati ni va kaponya ava nsala

10. Thanks for the pics ba LT; you “missed” the pic where RB was seated with Chiluba at the late Teta’s funeral. That is a powerful pic for the next election campaigns for both opposition and incumbent president. If I was Ranard, I would’t be smiling.

11. True PF Fimo…father them? mine is not a tail???

12. True PF Fimo…father them? mine is not a tail!!!

13. numbala 1 tomfwa

14. #12 Oh, I get it. Am an adult. Sorry, No further comment

15. Ba LT, my flag at #10 is not correct. I am not in…. sorry what country does that flag represent? Ukraine?

16. numbala 3 yayaya joker

17. I dont think our president is handsome.

18. So Chiluba’s illness has been healed? The heart condition has reversed back to normal after eight years. It pays to be a devoted christian!
    That the healing seem to have happened after being ‘acquitted’ is ironic.

19. nice pics LT, pic 8 Marsha Moyo looks …..very different or is it just me?
    Teta’s kids are young so sad. The national team looks weak, if we are to win we need physically big as in tall and fit not those in the pic. Herve Ranard needs to go together with the trainer and his wife, no benefit to Zambia national team.

20. picture ten are we sure cash is the only thing that that man recieved? he looks like he has bi =n doing that for long..nthwenu is written all over his face

21. pic 23 that coach eh? some one needs to score with his wife , he will know how it feels to lose

22. picture three the man in the suit ati: fulama iwe!

23. Ba Chief Mukuni! He likes adventures! Not too long ago he did bunji jumping and things happened! I hope nothing did this time.

24. picture 19, doesnt dissappoint me whenever it comes to getting the top position for ugliest looking

25. picture 1 you will very soon ati some one nthwenud the royal elephant.. southern province has been coming up with weird cases lately

26. bloggers,so one out there is going to wish me a happy birthday??? imitima ububi kwati niba shetani!

27. Pic # 15. KK is looking at FTJ suspciously eya kubodula.

28. it amazes me when people actually get disappointed when Zambia loses a game of football. I don’t have high expectations of this country. Everything about this nation is backward: sport,social,economic everything. just a bunch of low caliber individuals who live less than mediocre lives. Under achievement and backwardness is what Zambia is all about. Just look at Rupiah’s face. How would you explain that in a science lab?

29. pic1, that was very careless of Chief Mukuni bcoz if that elephant flipped the chief and stepped on him, particularly on the head, that will be the end of his royal highness. I have a question, is Elephant an english name and who named these beasts as Elephants when there are no native elephants in the UK or even Europe?

30. If you did not know that men ever get pregnant, look at pictures 3, 4 and 5.

    Marsha Moyo looks like ELONATONA’s gravatar, a back from the dead kinda thing.

    Bana ba Shetamalilo (14) ba fwala winfomu kumalilo ya dadi wabo.

    F.o.o.l.ish Frenchmen making me puke with their dont care attitudes.

31. KAY NUMBA 24, GET A WOMAN FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.. THAT SHOULD BE A PRESENT FOR YOURSELF CAUSE I CAN C U LEAD A VERY SAD LONELY LIFE.. HOW DO YOU ASK RANDOM BLOGGERS TO WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY..BUT WABE SHOMBO IWE! GET THAT WOMAN SO SHE CAN WISH U HAPPY BIRTHDAU EVERYYEAR RATHER THAN EMBARRASING YOURSELF HERE. KOLWE

32. pic #15. Ka FTJ has two colours, the face and hands are different, finshi kalesuba?. kamambala will never look like obama. Ba LT, where is sata? thats a nice face to look at.

33. Insofu, Zonvu, thonvu, any other native names of the big land beast? I checked wikipidia, apparently the name elephant comes from a greek word which means ivory. I’m sure there are no Elephants in Greece so how did the come up with that name? Africa needs to re-write everything that was written by Europeans in our name.

34. Hello bloggers, whats for the weekend?
    I am sooooo tired, work doesnt finish!

    Nice pics.. RB is really …………..! Teta’s girls look poor, nanguchililo sure…. they could have won black dresses too!

35. Kays!! Happy Birthday Mwaice, Where will the party be at? Are we invited? Are you now old enough to do ntwenu? Or do you need to wait a couple more years? You could score with some frenchman’s wife, as suggested elsewhere by some blogger, to make he know what it feels like to lose. Are you game?

36. Yangu #17
    Man its only normal, it doesn’t take a scientist to figure it out, The man was under trial for eight years thats a longer period, putting me in his shoes i wud die of a heart attack plus not forgetting the judging media and unreasonable comments from people like you any normal breathing human being wud get sick unless they are under some drugs or sumthin

37. Ba Chief pa chi Njovu, hope he didn’t ‘pambuka’ like he did ku banji jumping
    RB photo looks scary,
    National Team is just a let down we are used to….
    Good work LT

38. PICTURE 9 AND 10, ATI RICE MEAL. WE ALL KNOW WHAT THE NTHWENU LOOKING MAN GETS UP 2, BUSY MILLING AND GRINDING OTHER PEOPLES WIVES. I PERSONALLY KNOW THAT MAN. SO DONT THINK AM JUST SAYING THIS

39. pic 11 what exactly is being manufactured because all I see is scrap metal

40. NUMBALA 37 THAT MAN IN THE PICTURE IS MAD. HE HAS COVINCED HIMSELF THAT HE IS A RALLY DRIVER, AND THAT THAT LOAD WITH WHEELS ON IT IS HIS CAR.. FYAMBA FYE FYAMBA

41. Informer

    Ni scrap metal yaba Trade kings. Their plant is in Kafue

42. PIC13 ALL OF EM FAILING TO CARRY THE CASKET. ARE WE FEEDING THESE GUYS?? SO PALYA THERE ARE DIFFERENT CASES.. AVA TB, BOLA BOLA, HERPES, NAMA AIDS

43. BREAKING NEWS; The former president of Taiwan and his wife have been sentenced to life imprisonment on corruption charges ( Logon to the POst Newspaper for details). The charges against them are very identical to Chiluba’s and the wife he stole from somebody. The only difference is that Chiluba is walking the streets free and bragging about how smart he is.

44. Trade KIngs? do they melt the metal to create other things. I can’ t stand the site of rusted metal I feel as if it’s being dragged on my teeth

45. Pic 13 How Sad Pic 1 You Win Todays Pic Of The Day

46. Informer

    I don’t know what they have started to make the molten teel into. Maybe I have not heard yet.

    Rusted metl iku grating’a? Uliko tricky

47. Chief mukuni ROCKS! hes so brave. first the bungee jumping thing then now the elephant. who knows wats next? walking on the moon?!

48. #38 & #40, You’ve made me laugh and laugh, I couldn’t help it.

49. LT THANX DA 4TOZ,THREE 4TOZ ALL ABOUT THE DRANAGE THIN IN MTENDERE,WHAT WAZ SO SPECIAL ABOUT THIS(3 TO 5).OR IS IT JUST FILL IN THE BLANKS?

50. Walai. Am very dissaipointed in you! unfortunately, i dont have tail like u! know wat i mean? LUSAKA. thanx dear! am 24!!!!

51. 4 AND 6, WHAT DO U MEAN THAT THE CHILDREN DO NOT LOOK LIKE THEIR FATHER: NO ONE CAN BE SURE IF THE FATHER IS THE REAL FATHER UNTIL DNA PROVES THAT EVEN YOU U ARE NOT SURE IF YOUR FATHER IS YOUR REAL FATHER. AT LEAST I HAVE TAKEN A DNA TEST TO MY MY DAUGHTER, AND I AM THE REAL FATHER AS FOR MY FATHER I WILL STILL CONTINUE TO GIVE IT A BENEFIT OF DOUGHT UNTIL DNA TEST PROVES IT.

52. Ahhh National Team…..!!

    Why….?

    No wonder Renard is Smiling…:)

53. #49, oh stop lying! so inshort, you dont trust the mother of your child right? anyway u did a good thing. meanwhile,post your daughter’s pic we judge!

54. I write what I ….

    You mean you do no trust that you are your father’s child? D.amn!! What a whatever!!

    Kay, 24 is just the begining of things. Had you been near, I would have bought you a drink. Nilibe kaso, you see, nangu kajilijili

55. Pic #14. Looks palatable

56. Ba Lusaka….send me cash instead through western union! napapata ala am broke!!!

57. Pic 1 Chief Mukuni, really baffles me. He tried Bingi jumping and the unthinkable happened. Now he is trying an elephant. Can someone open a shop for adult diapers in the Chiefdomdom

58. 49 you dont trust your mother!!!

59. 51, YOU SHOULD ALWAYS TREAT A WOMAN WITH A BENEFIT OF DOUGHT WHEN IT COMES TO BRAGGING ABOUT CHILDREN. I KNOW GUYS WHO ARE IMPORTENT AND WOMEN SLEEP OUT AND BEAR KIDS TO SPARE SHAME ON A MAN. SO MY BROTHER IF U HAVE A KID GO HOME AND TAKE A DNA TEST JUST TO BE SURE, NOT THAT U DONT TRUST THE LADY BUT JUST TO BE SURE. RENE DESCART A FRENCH PHILOSOPHER AGUED THAT WE SHUD NOT BE SURE EVEN WITH THINGS THAT LOOK CLEAR TO THE NAKED EYES. ALWAYS WE SHUD GIVE REALITY A BENEFIT OF DOUBT. I FEEL SO RELIEVED THAT AFTER A DNA TEST ON MY DAUGHTER TO PROVE THAT IAM THE REAL MAN BEHIND THE BLOOD FLOWING IN HER VAINS, THE BRAINS IN HER HEAD, AND THE HEART IN HER CHEST. I CAN FREELY BRAG AND WALK HEAD HIGH. SOME GUYS HERE IF U ARE TAKING THINGS FOR GRANTED (BALIMYAFWA TAMWAISHA-BAKAKWAFWA BA GUY).

60. I TRUST MUM SHE IS MY REAL MUM, SHE BEARED ME AND I SUCKED HER BREASTS, AS TO CLAIM THAT MY DAD IS MY REAL DAD, ONLY DNA CAN PROVE THAT. I TRUST MUM BUT I WAS NOT THERE WHEN SHE CONCIEVED PERIOD.

61. Oh !That is wonderfull. I am glade to see my former president Dr FTJ Chiluba. We need to be seeng you arround like the way we see our 1st President KK. Be active. Help RB to run the country well. because he has no plan and directions for the country. Be with him, help him where you can. He did not expect to be President. Relax and make some travel here and in the USA too.

62. What is that in picture 19 is it the behind of an elephant

63. abana bakwa teta insekete just look at the boy,but mhsrip

64. # 24 Kay, Happy birthday to you and may you see many more and be blessed. By the way how young are you?

65. No 49, i will tell yo mother..

66. PIC 16 That Nyama Soya’s guard should try to get the right size of suit,that jacket is rather too big ah!!! LOL

67. Picture 8 ‘cocacola, fanta’ situation.

68. They shudnt have had a close up of RB’s face. YABA!!! Talk about being fugly

69. Copper bullet and I write what I like, it’s minds like yours that make this journey in life great. Striving for truth and wise excellence. If we could get Zambians to have independent thought processors we shall get somewhere wonderful. Learn and obtain knowledge we originated and let the west and east polish, but keep your God Jesus and culture with you. Best picture are the ones of Mtendere being cleaned to protect our fellow Zambians, may the Lord comfort Tetamashimba’s family and provide for them. We disliked his every utterance but with his family we should stand. Enjoy the weekend Zambian family extended too, smile and go to church Sunday; Cuno chalila Liverpool on the rise.

70. 9/11 was an inside job.

71. Imwe ba L.T.. Pic#19, ati president RB In mourning for Teta… IFILAMABA FILI Kwiii???

    I feel pity for Teta ‘s children.. MHSRIEP.
    Pic#15,#17, aka ka ‘kwindi’ ka kafupi kalasuba jalibu… kamoneni ukwaka these days… lesa ukapingula…

72. Pic#18, Chi ‘NAMANKWEKNKWE’ ici chi Regina chena, ma*****f yakwe… chilelyilamo mu mafruits ya munankwe..Ni chi shetani sana…..

    Ukalubulula boyi kuli lesa, akusekelamo elo akasuba ta kalawa……………………….

73. Its actually ‘Chinamakwenkwe’ in#72…Regina of course..

74. mmmh Zambians… when will we wake up?! we trust so much in the white skin! National soccer team coach Herve Ranard… National soccer team physical trainer Patrice Beumulle… baletulila amasuku pamitwe! am sure there are Zambian men who can do better in these positions. or ain’t there?

75. Regina ata! Sekondi handi! Where is Mr. Mwanza now??

76. Yes 9/11 was an inside job.

77. I Write What I Like shame on ya nigger shame on you

78. Shani Miss Daisy???

79. Pic #2 – Zambians are un-believable

    Some Midget steals public funds, you province/district/boma does not get the infrastructure improvements because there is no money to do it, he gets away with it what do the people do? Parade to celebrate the guy getting away with it. When are Zambians going to wake up? Some fool holding a sign may even have lost his relative in a hospital that doesn’t have funding to adequate medication in stock.

80. Wow! comment 74, cici. Stop being such a racist! It’s got nothing to do with race and more to do with competency…and why are we accepting elephants from the Zimbabweans?! What do they want from us?!

81. I think Mrs Beumulle pic # 23 is better looking than Marsha Moyo pic # 8 what ya saying, eh!.

82. dah! # 80, i ain’t being a racist… it all about believing in yourself, ourselves as Zambians. Anyway lets wait n see… hope something better comes out of this

83. George KUNDA luks lyk a crook, in those go
    gles of his

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