Decoration in family home turns out to be a grenade

1. Ok

2. Sorry about this

3. This sounds good. Let me read. l-)

4. Jamaco please. I was so sure I had gotten this one. How are you by the way. I’m going back to the AU thing to comment

5. 4. SISTER

   Sorry about that!! I am doing fine. Just can not help it to test l-)

6. At least there are initiatives in Zambia taken to tackle these matters!!

   Awe the family should thank God. Lucky one!!

   Imagine!! Normally house Rats would even trigger that grenade!!

   The Rats must be disciplined

   :d:d:d:d:d

7. HM

8. ARE YOU THERE HM

9. whatz up? ceazer 😕

10. Jamaco l-) again! Awe this is too much!! are you on%%-

11. you this starvation chaps will payback

12. deleted! Moderation risk

13. Tonga’s amaze me!grenade at decoration sure? Ma! dont chew me! am only joking

14. Baby C great stuff. Hope you had a nice weekend.

15. These Grenades don’t just explode anyhow, imweee. Don’t you know that the saftey pin requires a considerable ammount of pressure to release?
    Awe ba LT iyi story yena you just “chankwilad” it for the sake of news sensation, just like BILD Zeitung loves to blow up useless headlines here.

16. He explained that the grenade which was found in Mazabuka’s Malala area has since been deposited at the Armory section at Mazabuka Police station.

    Come on dispose of it now….why wait for some dumb police officer to play around with it and blow up the station or sell the thing for cash.
    The thing has been laying around since the war and is most likely highly unstable.
    😮

17. Those of you who remember an articleabout some children picking up a grenade will recall that i mentioned that this hunger is killing our people. People pick up a grenade thinking its mango and in an attempt to peel it, kansi you are removing the safety pin!
    Here you are now. You begin to use grenades as decorations!!! Awee, this is too much.
    Next, we will be using bullets to purchase goods in shops!!

18. Mwebantu kanshi, how do you pick up anything to put as decorations in the house?..bwafya sana..God help us. [-x**==

19. Jamaco I’m just listening to the news, there are 4 Lottery winners in NRW. Have you check your numbers?

20. ba Maureen #12

    :)):))=))=)):-j:-j

    Ati bachite shani ba mwenye?

21. 15. Nine Chale

    Iwe Nine Chale Psssssssssssssst!!

    Please note that some Grenades explode just by looking at them :d

    =))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))

    LT mwilatinya abena Zambia imwe!! :o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o

22. Pheeeeeew. am back from Thorn Park. Now is guns blazing. number two

23. 19. Nine Chale

    Not yet!! I will be checking this afternoon.

    LT are you selling this site?

    Please let me buy it and post some sensible Threads! :d

24. whereabout ceazer!!!!! :-w

25. Lucky Tonga chaps. wud be worse if they mistook it for shinda paper!

26. 22. Lady chiza’s legs

    how was your T-Bone?

    Ine I went Numbala l-) while you were ku Thornpark

27. Jamaco, careful with your jokes. Don’t let LT get x( at you and show you a [-x red card, followed by :-t and then you will be very :p.

    Anyway, what we Zedians here can do is launch our oun German Times by Zambians. What do you think?:-b

28. #16 No my dear, this grenade is as good as new. You may wish to know that the Safety Pin can be removed and you can walk with the grenade for a million years in your hands without releasing ( Not that releasing you are good at )the fly handle you are seeing in the picture and then slide the pin back in its place.

29. Yaba

30. Those villagers probably thought the grenade was a little pineapple!:))

31. 26 Jamaco. clever chap. I got a t-bone for 15 pin mwana.seven plates of traditional %%-. and shhhh8-} a ka wash down. am not talking in the office lest the nosy bosy smells the ka mosi

32. BRAEKING NEWS: NO PUBLIC TRANSPORT IN KITWE.

33. #28 Wounded Buffalo
    Picking up a grenade and using it as a decoration is bad enough! But telling us how to release the safety pin…! awee, thats too much!!! 😮

    #25 Lady Chizas Fimo fimo

    =))=))=))=))=)):-j:-j awee nafya!!!

34. #12 Naleka ba LT

35. 32. His Excellency

    Let them Walk!! Its good for the health!! :d

36. :)) ni Chale. You are right. Chaps that have never seen pineaples! they thot the pin was a sucker!

37. #33 Ba Moze ati shani ?

38. For once, HH $-) is a ka gud man. hes got an amoury and mine fields in his political stronghold but his supporters use them as decorations. had it been it been bashi Chilufya :-&. PF wud be in power.

39. Ba Maureen

    That was too much. am not surprised with LTs action!!!

    Wounded fimo fimo

    Wantinya mudala. Even explaining how to remove the pin?? 😮
    Natina mudala!!

40. Hi Jamaco, Lady fimo fimo, Wounded Buffalo, Big Moze & Nine Chale.

    My first comment was W.I.C.K.E.D and was deleted by umukamba LT

41. #35, The police are on a money making spree impounding buses.Operators have parked their buses as a protest. They are saying it is too much.

42. :-& bashi Chilufya, go into a pact with $-) HH. the chap cant make good use of the staff in his backyard.~X(

43. #39 True but message delivered !

44. :-$ bashi chilufya is in Southern Province next week as part of the landmines clearing team

45. Shani Ba Maureen? I can imagine the strong vocabulary you used. Ba LT shino nshiku naba fulwa sana!

46. #41 Shed more light

47. Ba Maureen, too bad. ma jelousy ya LT. Its only me who can take on LT head-on.

48. #45 Ala ka chiba kapata !

49. Nine Chale

    I missed you :*

50. I had 3:-o +(~~)leaves for lunch! Ninjikuto! i feel like|-)

51. Thought only kids picked these things in Shangombo area not knowing adults are keeping them in the houses as decorations in Mazabuka..

    Iam mauless..
    Nazizwa sana. :-t:-t:-t:-t*-:)*-:)*-:)8-x8-x8-x8-x

52. Baby C
    This business of going to Mazabuka now…. awee, am getting concerned. Kuti ba kupela grenade as a dessert, ka?
    What do you think? Nshile mona bwino mwee. [-(

53. I have gathered all those objects looking similar to the one above and I am keeping them in one corner of a kraal. I personally think they are harmless.

    Not a single cow of mine has died for your information.

54. LT another thread before I EXPLODE :-t:-t:-t:-t

55. #
    53. your flag Anonymous

    Are they Tonga Bulls ? 😕

56. Good thing the pin was never pulled hey?

57. Jamaco

    Certainly not. I have a single bull for each kraal. I have no idea what they are. I guess, wait let me ask one of these boys to remove them immediately.

58. Ba Moze

    That’s my worry as well! Hmmmm! what do we do? Ba moze problem naimwe paliba kalye! You like eating too much !!!

59. Jamaco

    Careful not to provoke them ka

60. OK I HAVE STOPPED

61. Ba Moze

    Ka topic kaili epo ba LT balewayawaya! This stuff has gone sour! :o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o)

62. Baby C
    Ka Topic? Ok.

    What is wrong with Women wearing mini skirts as fashion?? 😕

63. Ba Moze

    How do you look at it?

64. Baby C!! Stop it .

    LT’s Server isn’t that big. We need the space :d

65. RB bring back National Service programme as was in UNIP days. Surely, National Service taught villagers about military furniture and associated accessories. Government you have the responsibilty to educate the people. Could we please have a picture of the said couple.

66. |-)|-)|-)|-)|-)|-)|-)

67. Jamaco

    :o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):d:d

68. I personally have no problem with it. Its just that some women use it to confuse men, Ka? Always dropping things deliberately while walking in front of you so that they can pick them while you watch!!
    Chibi, Ka? [-x

69. 31. Lady chiza’s legs
    Ka work altitude na ka culture kakaena!! KAMUSANGO?

70. Ba Moze

    Men are funny! whenever you see a girl dressed in a mini, you even slow down so that you a better view! Finshi mufwaya?

71. dumb

72. LT x(x(
    New Thread kabili imwe !!

    Otherwise b-(

73. Baby C
    Not all are like that. Its just that some are weak, thats all. Some pretend to be strong, and others are genuinely srong. Even this strong also is debatable mwee!!

74. Ba Moze

    How do you rate yourself!weak or strong????

75. Baby C na ba Monze !! Nomba you are the reason why LT is not posting kabili

    :d

76. Baby C >-)>-)

77. Jamaco

    Whats that? >-)

78. Baby C

    Am in the middle! Ndine munthu naine. Vima vutako sometime, Ka?

    Jamaco

    Its better than silence mudala.

79. Hmmmmm! In the middle ka? !!!! interesting! =))=))=))

80. Baby C ! Do not mind that one. I meant to post :o:o:o !! and not >-)

    ba moze you are right. But LT is sleeping nomba ka!

81. Jamaco

    If you are refering >-) to me, Wapya!!!

82. 81. your flag Baby C

    awe my dear!! I made a mistake!! Look at my entry pa #80!!

    Iwe uli muntu wandi. Teti mponte iyo! :d

83. Jamaco. ba Moze

    Why is it that men always think with…instead of the head!!!

84. #
    83. your flag Baby C

    Because a Man is born without any choice. What comes FIRST is on!!

    I should admit!! :d

85. It is pur ego we want to satisfy!!
    It is the same thing about being Numbala l-)

86. pur = our in my last entry. :d

87. Jamaco

    That very naughty!!! :d

88. Lack of record keeping, poor training and sheer incompetence has resulted in an unneccessarly loss of life and injuries. The priority should be to teach people how to recognise these weapons and call in bomb disposal unit, if we have any?

89. Baby C

    jamaco couldn’t have put it more plainly!! Iliko bad ku bamuna. We try koma mwee. Filashupe fye sana.

90. Ba Moze

    Tafishupa! its because you think with the same!!!! :d

91. #
    90. your flag Baby C

    Still it belongs to us :d

    That is for sure!!

    Abanakashi nabena balamufwaya ka!!

    I wonder why :d

92. afwila aliwama !! otherwise kuti bamulekafye aifwililila :d

93. Oppsss I said too much now :-t:-t:-t:-t:-t:-t:-t

94. Baby C

    With it or not, paliko ka vuto mwee. Thats why women should not dress in mini skirts. they should be considerate of others. [-x

95. Not related to topic but just a reminder on Muyunda’s energizer battery theft. Now compare it to this “The rapper DMX was sentenced on Friday to 90 days in jail and at least 18 months of supervised probation after his conviction on charges of theft, drug possession and animal cruelty” This DOG has had so many of such offenses look at his punishment compared to muyunda’s.

96. Jamaco

    Liar! Mubapatikisha fye!!!

97. #95

    Nipa ZED mudala. This world is so unfair. …Though Muyunda anaitaya. At least you steal some edibles like cheese! Not batterries. An d to make matters worse, you put them in your fimo fimo! Literally asking the police to arrest you!!

98. Baby C

    Tekupatikisha iyo. They actually provoke us. Ninshi natuikalila fwebene

99. Am Nambala 98 or 99 :o)

100. Ba Moze

     You are right! I think mufulo sometimes mweee! dressing pa Zed iliko bad!

101. WOW! Nambala 100!!! meaning i will live upto that age!! Hooooray! :o):o):o)

102. #
     96. your flag Baby C

     Iwe ifintu fyawama tabapatikisha iyo!!

     These woman will use a language where by you as a man have to read between the lines!!

     She will say .. “I don’t like that”, but it does not mena she doesn’t want it!!

     She will say “you are crazy” but in actual facts she means ” I want you”!! So ifwe nomba you know whats up!!

     If you ignore her and pretend you are the quite type then she tells her friends ” he is a loser”!!

103. Where is everyone? you ve thrown in the towel? 😕

104. Jamaco

     Fyaliwama Sana? =))=))=))

105. Awe Baby C read pa 102 kabili!! Everyone is here. They are just watching out akalyashi :d

106. Baby C

     Umuntu alefilwa no kwenda, ati fashion!! Yangu tata. 😮

     balefwala fye ifitenge. life would would be simpler!!

107. baby C

     Women are cunning! bama tricks sana. If words dont work on a man, then they will unleash the mini skirt! Elo lunya!!

108. Iwe ala fyaliwama sana!!
     I sometimes think that is what makes the World go round!! Believe me :d

109. Jamaco Well done man. l-)

     Off Topic guys.

     QFM ileshupa is it me or what. It keeps breaking.

110. Ba Moze

     Chitenge No! Tulefwala fye amatoloshi!

111. Nonsense, Zambia’s liberation struggle was not an armed one. They should say when SA, Zim, Nam were fighting for independence.

112. Jamaco

     Really? Nice like :o)?

113. Baby C

     Ati shani?? Thats worse nomba.Pantu tukalamona fye shapes and sizes!!Yangu Tata!! Kulaipunka sana ku chimpwena!!

114. Guys

     There is a new thread!

115. Awe imwe Chitenge is also fine!!
     Sometimes it makes the men curious about the inner world!!

     Ine nomba ati ” Bamoneka shani ba gelo aba nga ichitenge chapona”? Sop still the imagination is triggered wheather mini or ichitenge we find a way.

     So please imwe when its on, then its on!!! It does not matter what you were wearing before!!

     :d:d:d:d

116. There is no new thread yet!! Let me call LT now :)]

117. There is! are you blind? Am nambala one! :-b

118. # 94, ba Moze ……. considerate to otherzzzeeeeeee? awe ni ka execuse ako manje.
     by the way how are you doing?

119. Iwe there is no new thread !! Wait [-x[-x

120. Fyaliwama sana like :o):o):o)

121. OK ba LT shani ilyashi lyakwa manager nakaili? :d:d.

122. Jamaco

     Only the clever ones can see it!

123. Jamaco

     Ayi? i ve never tried it before =))=))=))

124. Chalochesu

     Shani mune! We missed you.
     waisa fye ati thats an excuse?? Waona nzelu zako , ka? :))

125. Baby C amagogo ayo eyalelenga that you start seeing things. :o):o):o):o):o):o):o) Let me use these before the allocated 24 hours expire!:o):o)

126. You mean people cant see the new thread??

127. 3RqU

     were did you go?

128. Ba Moze

     Imagine! Only the clever ones can see it! if you are tonga, forget it!

129. #
     123. your flag Baby C

     kulaifyompa fye if you try :o):o):o):o)

130. Was on the other side. You people didn`t tell me you are here.

     :o):o):o):o):d

131. Ba Moze, dont alarm us. we are lying in wait for it.

132. On your laptops, get set, Gunns Blaziiiing baba. Lelo, ni lelo. shud be nambala one on the new thread.

133. I am ready for Numbala l-)

     I have put everything I have on that!! I just can not miss it!!

     I need to satisfy my ego!!! Remember that Baby C!!

     Some buy a Posche but ine I just go Numbala l-) pa LT!! It is enough to keep me going. But than :o):o):o)

134. Ba LT shani ilyashi lyaka Teta nabashimaini ilitwaumfwa? :o):o):o)

     Lady Chiza welcome back. Atishani amatebeto?:d

     :o):o):o)

135. Lady Chiza’s legs

     There is a new thread! You mean you cant see it?

136. jamaco and 3RqU

     You are now mis-using :o):o):o)! i will terminate the agreement!

137. (LATEST) is a no go area: Jeva Ngozi. Land Mines Ahead.

138. Sorry Baby C!!

     I need a new thread!!

139. Baby C, I know your trick, you want to keep me busy here so that you rig the new thread. awe nakana. lelo ni lelo.

140. Lady Chiza’s Legs

     Pali ka nkhani!! Siunakaone? LT is sleeping!!

141. Kansi na yenda manje [-(

     Bye bloggers:-h

142. Lady Chiza

     Kanshi yalakosa lelo! Ni scramble part 2

143. If I fail to become number one on the new thread, then I will never blog. washala, washala, waya, waya

144. #
     143. your flag Lady chiza’s legs

     I will remind you on that one!! :d

145. 141. your flag Ba Moze

     :-h:-h:-h

146. Its movie:

     Starring Lady Chiza, Baby C, Ba Moze and jamaco as Jam man, in “LAST BLOGGER STANDING!”. 😕

147. Ba moze

     :-h:-h! utamangila kuti?

148. Ba Moze, Mudala. Nachula Pa fula. Insansa kucinjana

149. I am watching the thread s as if it is a matter of life and death!!

     I will not compromise that Numbala l-)

     MY EYES ARE WIDE OPEN

150. Jamaco

     Hmmmm! equally me! but am about to give up!!! $-)

151. Jamaco, Ba Moze, Baby C, sorry that things had to get to this level friends. I am not living the number one spot to you. Not anymore. enough is enough. I am not blinking and taking two for solace!

152. There was a sudden gush of adrenalin in me a few second ago as I typed this but the smell of testesterone from Ba…was very strong. relax. Am in control.

153. 151. Lady chiza’s legs

     this is worse than drugs!!

     Anyway welcome to the Club!!

     :d:d

     I am about to put some money down on this one!!

154. Wafwa na Panga. the count donw starts. some chap at LT says they would have posted by the time you finish reading this!!

155. #38 (Lady Chiza’s legs) please mind the way you talk about PF and the government. We will not shade blood for us to be in power. Our weapon is GOOD POLICIES that we have for our Zed. Remember that careless comments may land you in got soup. The world is small. iyee…Nakumfwila uluse!

156. Jamaco, Lady Chiza

     Ladies first!!!!! Wina azalila!

157. I have to go to the bathroom but I cant !! :d

158. 156. Baby C [-x[-x

159. LT Zambia is standing still? No News ime? =))=))=))=))

160. Thank you gentlemen for giving me number one. you can now relax and post other comments. 2 to 7 are already taken.

161. Jamaco

     Go and relieve yourself or else..

162. Guys.. the air is getting thinner!!

     :d

163. Ba Mose, dont play this game if you got High Blood Pressure.

164. 161. Baby C [-x[-x

     there is a Trash can near me I think!!

165. 1 2 3 4 ….. :d

166. :):)>-

167. Girlfriends are appetizers. Taste good at any time.
     Mistresses are Tomyams. Hot and spicy. Eaten frequently.
     WIVES are Maggie. Eaten when there’s nothing to eat.!!!

     :d

168. This is the order of posting comments. Russian Rollet. Jamaco you are next

169. My patience is running out!!! i need some air!

170. I wish you could all see me

171. Me too. and the chi boss is calling me.

172. :-b

173. Naya kuti waisundawila mwe!! :d

174. The quickiest pee I have ever made!!!

     Baby C I was standing and started shooting!!

     I hope it looks favourable for the next person!!

175. Nafileka!!!! but deep down my heart, i know that am Nambala one!! :o):o):o)

176. 175. Baby C [-x[-x

177. Jamaco

     Naughty!!!

178. I am sure LT is doing this on purpose!! They are laughing!! I can imagine!!! :d

179. Jamaco

     Lets give ourselves a big =d>=d>! we ve really watched this site!!!!

180. =d>=d>=d>=d>

181. Jamaco

     they dont want us to be Nambala l-)! its ok!

182. There is a new Thread now and I hit 123!! :d

183. Where are you guys kaili? :d

184. Three Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi,…. I’m Peter, not a SAINT. I’m Paul not a POPE. I’m John not a BAPTIST…
     The girl replied.. Hi.. I’m Mary, not a VIRGIN

185. Iyo Kumazabuka kwaba akantu.I thought pipo there are clever than su Bembas kanshi cimo cine. :-j:-j:-j

186. “Mr. Campira said villagers in Malala have hinted to the team that several grenades were left behind by the foreign troops in the hilly area of Hapiku, where the couple picked the recovered explosive.”

     I have been kwa-Hapiku in Chikankata area through Hamunyone Hills to kwa-Chaanga and Sianyoolo. I alomst reached kwa-Cimata, but the my party aborted the trip a few kilometres before we reached the destination. These areas are a wonderful scene for all to see with sparkling gems of stones in their surrounding hills. Surely landmines are there, but the places are apotential for good business.

187. ^:)^^:)^^:)^**==**==

188. Mr. Campira said the team has since discovered a dangerous explosive called a”grenade ” =))=))=))thats funny

189. Wasenda akana kambwili ati awe ni pushi! :d

190. maltworld boyi how are you,nikudala :d

191. wabwino

     Where wenze you? I missed you my dear.Iam great just concluding my birthday celebration,Nga you how are you? :-j:-j:-j

192. Are there no televisions in these areas? At least a ka war film will easily teach and tell somebody/someone that this car small chakuti, ni ka bomb!! 🙁

193. Hi Matworld, Ba Moze, Jenks( long time) Baby C, Jamaco.

     Miss you guys

194. And JD ofcourse..sup dawg

195. viva Liverpool fans. :d/

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