Tuesday, April 16, 2024

Satirical Renditions

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2. hrameb

3. rbgkzims

52 COMMENTS

  1. very funny….nice work…..God,please give us a better crop of leaders. I see a leadership crisis in the 2011 elections….

  2. #3, what is sense of humour? the best you could have done was to explain to me instead of telling me something contrary, i will wait for friendly bloggers to tell me, save your breath.

  3. so some maize is going to gwanda while someone just recently got his GM maize offloaded illegally onto zedian soil. why import maize and donate it to zimbabwe? these guys have never done this to any of the neigbouring countries surrounding them let alone boasting about zimbabwe, lets learn not to make mistakes in the name of being kind.

  4. Rocket Scientist Maestro Hhehhehhehhe - ndeezwa ku-musanza for Zambians in the 2011 tripartite National elections Rocket Scientist Maestro Hhehhehhehhe - ndeezwa ku-musanza for Zambians in the 2011 tripartite National elections

    Very funny and impressive.

  5. #5 and 8 can you define sense —of —–humour? please dont google. Dont use words which you dont clearely understand.

  6. Ba Fashion Police # 4. Humour or humor is the tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement. A sense of humour is the ability to experience humour, although the extent to which an individual will find something humorous depends on a host of variables, including geographical location, culture, maturity, level of education, intelligence, and context.

  7. Imwe ba fashion Police # 9 sense of humor mucibemba kuseka nangula ukusekesha. Ba Moze muletipo shani ze bige, ba fashion police bashupa sana pali humor

  8. #12 Imiti, Yaba, ba Fashion aba, kwena i dont even know where to start. Limbi besefye ba Maestro balondolole? Mulemona shani?

  9. BIG NEWS BANDA GIVES VIC FALLS TO MUGABE IN ADDITION TO MAIZE, WELL WHAT TO YOU EXPECT FROM A MAN WHO SAID HE IS PROUD TO HAVE BEEN BORN IN ZIMBABWE. NEXT TIME HH WILL SAY I AM PROUD TO HAVE BEEN BORN IN DR CONGO, LUBUMBASHI TOWN AND SATA IN TANZANIA, SOMEWHERE IN MBEYE, KEN NGONGO MALAWI NKATA BAY ETC. SO ITS A GLOBAL VILLAGE. OBAMA SAID IT PROUDLY LINKING HIMSELF TO A SMALL VILLAGE IN KENYA WHERE HIS FATHER WAS BORN. SO EVEN RB WAS RIGHT. ITS A GLOBAL VILLAGE.

  10. #16, Awe boyi, just relax. The problem here, i can see, is the word “Humour”. Someone has been kind enough to define it for you in both english and Bemba. On top of that, i was kind enough to point out to you, those bloggers who gave advice over your comment @ #2. Surely, how can you call this kindness flying all over the blogg, ‘Petty’? You are very ungrateful. I will never assist you again. Kaleza, njazi! Teti!

  11. Fashion Police, looks like everyone is amused apart from you. The reason why blogging is funny is because people describe situations in different humourous ways and if you lack sense of humour you will keep asking what is this. This is good satirical art. Fashion police, you know Satire is always humorous, you must have that sense of humor to grasp whats going on. Anyway lets just laugh, one zambia one nation. Dont hate nobody.

  12. Need Change #20, you have made things worse for Fashion Police! Honestly, you should not have used the word “Satire”.

  13. Moze and the rest, If you continue you s.t.u.p.i.d rantings, i will cut off your legs, grill them and give them to you eat!

  14. # 27 Ba Moze, yakakana apapantu, what is going on with Fashion Fimo Fimo?, Has he lost the plot.

  15. #30, if you know what is good for you, glue your fingers or tie them tightly or better still stay away from that keyboard.

  16. #32 Fashion Bbuju! the credit cruch you are experiencing has nothing to do with these bloggers please give them peace. Have just been fired or what?

  17. Engine fimo fimo, thats a nice one! Credit crunch indeed. It can actually be harzardass to ones mental capability if not handled properly!

    #29 Fashion Police, am now getting concerned with your mental state. Anyway, in case you want to know the meaning of “satire”, i would suggest you start by opening a dictionary and flipping the pages (from right to left, of course) to the letter ‘S’. Once that is done, let me know and we can continue from there.

  18. Fashion Police thanks for making my day and this blog so interesting. Iam sure you are not serious with whatever you blogging, right?

  19. #35 Dont flap your wings at me young boy. I suggest you go to mum now, you ve done p-o-o-p in your diapers if you take a little bit longer, you will have serious burns on your b-u-tt-ocks. And please don forget to take your feeding bottle.

  20. #37 Fashion Bbuju…..these drugs you start when you are already old, you will be getting mad!

  21. #38 whats that? did you say you started drugs recently? Oh boy! How old are you?hahahahahha

  22. Moze, you think you can f-o-o-l me in #38. Did you forget to change your identity? hahahaha indeed, you are an i-d-i-o-t, using three blog names sure! you fit in the cowardly group.

  23. Funny how bloggers are amused when RB is the centre of this satirical spiel, while many were offended by a similar one about Sata. Learn to loosen up about your leader, rather than taking things seriously all the time. The above renditions are quite amusing.

  24. Kabandama your satire is painfully true. RB may not want to sell his birth rights where your mutoto (umbilical cord) is burried, but should it be at the cost of the wealth of the people of Zambeziland? Esther does not chose her opponents and I am not if she has much say in picking them. While beauty lasts, Its time Esther enjoyed married life, be blessed with children (future boxers). Ba GK has spoken nothing in his long sentence. Eco RB alefulunginina!
    Ala nimfuluka Kalaki. I wonder what he is up to today! Bless you people of Zambeziland.

  25. Hahah, ba Moze, Engine Bbholoko boyi, what was going on yesterday naba Kapokola ba fashion. Tabaishiba ati paliba bamwine pa blog?

  26. #2, Let me help you…The sketches above represent whats happening with our leaders and other people making headlines in Zed only presented in a jokingly way while still touching on the actual happening around the synchronics..Its a way of critisizing big chibs and there is nothing the target can do about it because its a satire..duhhh..make sense?

  27. Miss Daisy, you are not helping matters much. That word you have now uttered, “Synchronics”! Elo fyaba na worse!! Techakwesha ichisungu ichikali awe.

  28. Naumfwa ba Moze, no ichisungu….btw…just thought of using a different name. still me miss daisy

  29. Bane mwe batusekeshako, like pefye na lelo. KEEP SMILING, YA. Just wound up my week. Have a good 1….

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