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Lesson for RB, he should address alot of economical challenges than wasting time making allowances for him and the family**==
Morning Baby C & Livingstone.
Nice satirical cartoons to start trhe day with on LT.The artist is very talented too.
Morning Baby C
You are right its very funny. Obama mets leaders of quality not lke Nama Soya who is always blaming others for failing to perform. Its high time he stopped putting the blame on other & grobal economic crisis and started working by using whatever resources are available.
Morning Nine Chale!
I don’t find them funny.
I seem to have lost the point, what are they trying to say? but i love the art. Can you please draw all the bloggers on LT as well
Morning Njobvu Kazi! You are right! Finger pointing is his daily bread!
Morning Baby C and Nine Chale, Can you please forward your fotos to me so that i can start to draw you.
This is very interesting. The only problem is RB is like PK Chishala. He is so blind that he cant see anybody. Actually PK was better. he was not able to see but aleumfwa mwe.
The president RB must do less travelling and more actions, He needs to sit down and come up with the solution to the economic criss. Dont expect Obama to solve your problems when he has his own country to look after. Get a grip and get on with it.
I cant wait for 2011,Katele Kalumba put on defence? RB tactics,doin away wth his threats.Come 2011 he will be unchallenged in the F-o-o-l-s party (MMD)
10 Mpilipili , you are right dear RB seems to be blind and Deaf, how can some one like this slove the problems in zambia ?. We need some one who is able to deliver, i dont think RB can do it.
12 Zoe offficially changing to Bwalya says:, why are you changing ? how are you my dear.
9 GI Jane, i have sent my foto, please let me see the finished product.
Gi Jane, no problem! i will do just that! plus i ve got Chale’s fotos too!
#14 Ba Honey, Baby C n Nine Chale guess u r all fine from the look of things. Am ok.Ba Honey,u nid 2ask me privately as 2why am changing my name.
Ba honey, Ala bloggers are busy changing their names, kaya! Iwe ka Zoe, why Bwalya? you are from eastern power! be proud !
Zamia sweet mother mother
look at your children enjoying their freedom
freedom of expression with their God given talents
oh how i love you Zambia
Zambia sweet mother Zambia
give more peace that we praise our creater for this rare chance in these last days
Zambia sweet mother Zambia
I love en Miss you
WOW!
WOW! Whose the guy on the first picture? Ba Rupiah is obvious, I mean you have done a good job but the other guy, I cannot seem to put a finger on any politician I know. Help!!
#9 GI Jane naughty girl, I’ll give you house arrest.
#17 Zoe/Bwalya yes I’m fine my dear. I like your new identity in the making.
23 Nine Chale, please give me house arest, in your house ,but no hard labour. make sure Zoe is there cos she wants to change her name with out giving good reason
#20 Abigail Malama, i see a poet , very good please make use of that talent, very rear.
Please don another one for me.
Poem Called Africa,
Africa my Africa
Africa my mother land
land of milk and honey
land of natural beauty
Africa land where i live
Africa my Africa
A land of great rulers
Africa my Africa
land of nature
A land were nature lives
Africa my Africa
A land blessed by God himself
On the day of creation
God threw diamond like stone
gold like rain
He dropped crude oil like rain
Africa my Africa
land of milk and honey
Poem called Smile A smile is a sign of love
A smile is a sign of care
A smile tells how much to others
You are important and also dear
A smile is a sign of cheer
A smile is a sign of trust
A smile shows how you can
Be happy even in hard crust
A smile is a sign of joy
A smile is a sign of hope
A smile teaches you how you can
Remove the clouds of mope
For nothing but only a smile
Takes away your pain and trial
And pick your trouble’s pile
And let you smile, smile and smile.
Good satire, however, the first looks like a picture of Daius Hakayobe the southern province PS.
Phenomenal Woman
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I’m telling lies.
I say,
It’s in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.
I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It’s the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.
Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can’t touch
My…
Wonderful poetry by Abigail & Ba Honey.
I’ve been trying to retire from being a ladies man to be just a one lady man but the ammount of charm on this site is making it hard for me. I think I need a break. I’ll see you all later.
Hi Girls, the poem above is for all you lovely ladies, it is important sometimes to remind other girls , that they are great, this is for all you great , beatifull African girls. I hope you like it.
#30 Nine Chale, thanks , thats for you dear, stay blessed.
lazalo lazolo,dalo dalo,ati kunalibe motivation…….so says uyu fimofimo,ati ndani iwe blogger limindi ine,iwe ati minisita tetamazimba andi andi mulangito,hahahahahahaa!!….naine ka satayaa!!
STILL I RISE
You may write me down in history
With your bitter, twisted lies,
You may trod me in the very dirt
But still, like dust, I’ll rise.
Does my sassiness upset you?
Why are you beset with gloom?
‘Cause I walk like I’ve got oil wells
Pumping in my living room.
Just like moons and like suns,
With the certainty of tides,
Just like hopes springing high,
Still I’ll rise.
Did you want to see me broken?
Bowed head and lowered eyes?
Shoulders falling down like teardrops.
Weakened by my soulful cries.
Does my haughtiness offend you?
Don’t you take it awful hard
‘Cause I laugh like I’ve got gold mines
Diggin’ in my own back yard.
You may shoot me with your words,
You may cut me with your eyes,
You may kill me with your hatefulness,
But still,…
Hi all you bloggers, i didnt want to leave the guys out, so poem is for every LT blogger
#18 Baby C,am frm Eastern and very proud. U n i nid 2tok we strt committee metings on 1st May.U understand why now?
this is what i was missing, not just criticizing but having fun too!
BLOGGERS IS THIS SITE FOR POETRY OR WHAT? THERE IS NO SANITY ON THIS BLOG.ABGAIL AND HONEY IF YOU DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO,I WOULD ADVISE TO GO AND SLEEP.THIS IS CHILDISH.THERE ARE MANY SITES WERE YOU CAN SHOWCASE YOUR POETRY NOT HERE.GROW UP!
Ba Honey paliba romance ayi!
#38 Amon, Amon, please dont hate this is site is for anything, as long as we are not hurting or killing any body, why are you fimo fimos so uptight. Smile, and your day will be fine.
#39 Nizee, hi please let me know if i have offended you or anyone. i dont want to be the one responsible for some ones miserability.
Very dry jokes indeed. good artist, but poor narrations….too long in most cases and misses the ‘joke’ line all the time. Advice: do not narrate your punch lines, simply state them because they cease to be funny when overexplained. Readers are not dull mind you..
#40. Who told you that? You are one person who rarely puts up sensible contributions. Why cant you take a leaf from the likes of baby c and miss daisy? some Lt ladies dont have brains at all. Honey is one of them.
42 Amon, i will just ignore you cos you sound like a mad person, please go and take your medication.
Ba Honey pesornaly you havnt offended me in any way.Youre just exercising your freedom of expresion which people might either like or dislike.I mean thts your opinion but am loving it
#44 Nizee, my dear i have been called all sorts of names and cos of that i will send more poems . Thanks for the Support
Chi honey. Know what, i dont have time for an old ,ugly s.t.u.p.i.d fag like you. Dalo head!
The things I love with a passion
I rock and roll with passion
I talk out my soul with a passion
I eat good food with passion
I defeat bad mood with a passion
I sleep well with passion
I weep hell with a passion
I dream endlessly with passion
I gleam ceaselessly with a passion
I aim for money with passion
I do the same for honey with a passion
I listen carefully with passion
I glisten dutifully with a passion
I search for fame with passion
I research to blame with a passion
I walk everyday with passion
I talk and play with a passion
I embrace life with passion
I face nightlife with a passion
I laugh out with passion
I chaffe about with a passion
I cook with others with passion
I look at mothers with a passion
I touch gently with…
Cont
I touch gently with passion
I clutch tightly with a passion
I work hard with a passion
I rock mad with a passion
I gear up goals with passion
I stir up roles with a passion
I make friends with passion
I take weekends with a passion
I love kissing with passion
I love teasing with a passion
I make love with passion
I take from above with a passion
If push comes to shove
Label me old fashioned
For these are things I caption
In life with all my passion
Nizee, check out the comment on #46, some pipo are just too bitter, like kachasu.
Well, only a grade 7 failures behave exactly like that! Am not suprised. I only deal with learned people. Let fu-lls enjoy the grade 1 poems! Am out!
I can see some pipo have issues, please dont bring such bitterness on this site. I dont see anything wrong with the poems.
#50 , you can say what ever you like , call me all sorts, but STILL I RISE
Interesting. So Internet criticism has reached our politicians. I hope they will act upon their shortcomings so that they are better people.
Okay! This should continue and with more stuff. #50 Chi Amon: If you don’t like what someone has written on this blogg, just ignore it and don’t read it and continue reading other comments. Why going to the extent of banging your head. PLEASE, let pipo express themselves. It’s up to LT to moderate. PULLLIIIZZZE!!!
Oh my word i love this..so much..thanks for adding in the humour while bringing out the point..
Hmm Abigail are you home sick?
Hi Zoe(Bwalya)..Nine Chale, Baby C, Armed Gunman(scary) and ba Honey? I must say..RB should think twice about Obama’s response, whats what responsible people do..they priotise important things not making non beneficail trips like him…And ba VP…hes a puppet!
#54 Armed Gunman,
Thanks for your support ,i have the amunition to eliminate all the negative pipo on this site, i will just use my poems. Nizee chabe
Miss D, yes mwana? Ba Honey, some people here behave like a gabbage truck!they carry hatred and spill it on onto the innocent bloggers! the best you can do is to ignore them and do what you believe is right! looks like the man wants attentton badly! but alas
Miss Daisy am oryt n i suppose u r 2.RB nimulandu mwee
Nili che Baby C..& Zoe…am feeling the artist!
#56 Miss Daisy: Don’t be scared – i am a very friendly armed gunman. Nonetheless, afternoon my sister! #57 Ba Honey: You are welcome. The other best thing to do when you are caught up in such a situation is not answering the chap back, like what Abigail does, and continue with whatever you are putting across. Good day!
62 Armed Gunman, thanks for the advice, in future i will do just that. But sometimes we just can t help it cos we are only human.
I dont want the other bloggers to think that i am a terrorist. I am all for one love even the other one who called me names is still my pal.
Miss Daisy You look Nice
# 62.i hear you but i will be careful, dont wanna be a victim of your gun lol………………………………..#64 Natotela
Was looking forward to knowing the guy in the first pic but the poems took it in a whole different dimension. Not complaining but I guess I will never know. Thats the price you pay for being in the diaspora. Mwashibukeni!!!!!!!!!
The pictures of Banda look almost real,they infact make him look a lil smooth faced.
Good approach Kabanda…. we need more satirical cartoonist, I respect # 6 opinion not every one love chocolate but it is still sweet and dear to others
Funny but true!!!
Lesson for RB, he should address alot of economical challenges than wasting time making allowances for him and the family**==
Morning Baby C & Livingstone.
Nice satirical cartoons to start trhe day with on LT.The artist is very talented too.
Morning Baby C
You are right its very funny. Obama mets leaders of quality not lke Nama Soya who is always blaming others for failing to perform. Its high time he stopped putting the blame on other & grobal economic crisis and started working by using whatever resources are available.
Morning Nine Chale!
I don’t find them funny.
I seem to have lost the point, what are they trying to say? but i love the art. Can you please draw all the bloggers on LT as well
Morning Njobvu Kazi! You are right! Finger pointing is his daily bread!
Morning Baby C and Nine Chale, Can you please forward your fotos to me so that i can start to draw you.
This is very interesting. The only problem is RB is like PK Chishala. He is so blind that he cant see anybody. Actually PK was better. he was not able to see but aleumfwa mwe.
The president RB must do less travelling and more actions, He needs to sit down and come up with the solution to the economic criss. Dont expect Obama to solve your problems when he has his own country to look after. Get a grip and get on with it.
I cant wait for 2011,Katele Kalumba put on defence? RB tactics,doin away wth his threats.Come 2011 he will be unchallenged in the F-o-o-l-s party (MMD)
10 Mpilipili , you are right dear RB seems to be blind and Deaf, how can some one like this slove the problems in zambia ?. We need some one who is able to deliver, i dont think RB can do it.
12 Zoe offficially changing to Bwalya says:, why are you changing ? how are you my dear.
9 GI Jane, i have sent my foto, please let me see the finished product.
Gi Jane, no problem! i will do just that! plus i ve got Chale’s fotos too!
#14 Ba Honey, Baby C n Nine Chale guess u r all fine from the look of things. Am ok.Ba Honey,u nid 2ask me privately as 2why am changing my name.
Ba honey, Ala bloggers are busy changing their names, kaya! Iwe ka Zoe, why Bwalya? you are from eastern power! be proud !
Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zamia sweet mother mother
look at your children enjoying their freedom
freedom of expression with their God given talents
oh how i love you Zambia
Zambia sweet mother Zambia
give more peace that we praise our creater for this rare chance in these last days
Zambia sweet mother Zambia
I love en Miss you
WOW!
WOW! Whose the guy on the first picture? Ba Rupiah is obvious, I mean you have done a good job but the other guy, I cannot seem to put a finger on any politician I know. Help!!
#9 GI Jane naughty girl, I’ll give you house arrest.
#17 Zoe/Bwalya yes I’m fine my dear. I like your new identity in the making.
23 Nine Chale, please give me house arest, in your house ,but no hard labour. make sure Zoe is there cos she wants to change her name with out giving good reason
#20 Abigail Malama, i see a poet , very good please make use of that talent, very rear.
Please don another one for me.
Poem Called Africa,
Africa my Africa
Africa my mother land
land of milk and honey
land of natural beauty
Africa land where i live
Africa my Africa
A land of great rulers
Africa my Africa
land of nature
A land were nature lives
Africa my Africa
A land blessed by God himself
On the day of creation
God threw diamond like stone
gold like rain
He dropped crude oil like rain
Africa my Africa
land of milk and honey
Poem called Smile A smile is a sign of love
A smile is a sign of care
A smile tells how much to others
You are important and also dear
A smile is a sign of cheer
A smile is a sign of trust
A smile shows how you can
Be happy even in hard crust
A smile is a sign of joy
A smile is a sign of hope
A smile teaches you how you can
Remove the clouds of mope
For nothing but only a smile
Takes away your pain and trial
And pick your trouble’s pile
And let you smile, smile and smile.
Good satire, however, the first looks like a picture of Daius Hakayobe the southern province PS.
Phenomenal Woman
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I’m telling lies.
I say,
It’s in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.
I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It’s the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.
Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can’t touch
My…
Wonderful poetry by Abigail & Ba Honey.
I’ve been trying to retire from being a ladies man to be just a one lady man but the ammount of charm on this site is making it hard for me. I think I need a break. I’ll see you all later.
Hi Girls, the poem above is for all you lovely ladies, it is important sometimes to remind other girls , that they are great, this is for all you great , beatifull African girls. I hope you like it.
#30 Nine Chale, thanks , thats for you dear, stay blessed.
lazalo lazolo,dalo dalo,ati kunalibe motivation…….so says uyu fimofimo,ati ndani iwe blogger limindi ine,iwe ati minisita tetamazimba andi andi mulangito,hahahahahahaa!!….naine ka satayaa!!
STILL I RISE
You may write me down in history
With your bitter, twisted lies,
You may trod me in the very dirt
But still, like dust, I’ll rise.
Does my sassiness upset you?
Why are you beset with gloom?
‘Cause I walk like I’ve got oil wells
Pumping in my living room.
Just like moons and like suns,
With the certainty of tides,
Just like hopes springing high,
Still I’ll rise.
Did you want to see me broken?
Bowed head and lowered eyes?
Shoulders falling down like teardrops.
Weakened by my soulful cries.
Does my haughtiness offend you?
Don’t you take it awful hard
‘Cause I laugh like I’ve got gold mines
Diggin’ in my own back yard.
You may shoot me with your words,
You may cut me with your eyes,
You may kill me with your hatefulness,
But still,…
Hi all you bloggers, i didnt want to leave the guys out, so poem is for every LT blogger
#18 Baby C,am frm Eastern and very proud. U n i nid 2tok we strt committee metings on 1st May.U understand why now?
this is what i was missing, not just criticizing but having fun too!
BLOGGERS IS THIS SITE FOR POETRY OR WHAT? THERE IS NO SANITY ON THIS BLOG.ABGAIL AND HONEY IF YOU DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO,I WOULD ADVISE TO GO AND SLEEP.THIS IS CHILDISH.THERE ARE MANY SITES WERE YOU CAN SHOWCASE YOUR POETRY NOT HERE.GROW UP!
Ba Honey paliba romance ayi!
#38 Amon, Amon, please dont hate this is site is for anything, as long as we are not hurting or killing any body, why are you fimo fimos so uptight. Smile, and your day will be fine.
#39 Nizee, hi please let me know if i have offended you or anyone. i dont want to be the one responsible for some ones miserability.
Very dry jokes indeed. good artist, but poor narrations….too long in most cases and misses the ‘joke’ line all the time. Advice: do not narrate your punch lines, simply state them because they cease to be funny when overexplained. Readers are not dull mind you..
#40. Who told you that? You are one person who rarely puts up sensible contributions. Why cant you take a leaf from the likes of baby c and miss daisy? some Lt ladies dont have brains at all. Honey is one of them.
42 Amon, i will just ignore you cos you sound like a mad person, please go and take your medication.
Ba Honey pesornaly you havnt offended me in any way.Youre just exercising your freedom of expresion which people might either like or dislike.I mean thts your opinion but am loving it
#44 Nizee, my dear i have been called all sorts of names and cos of that i will send more poems . Thanks for the Support
Chi honey. Know what, i dont have time for an old ,ugly s.t.u.p.i.d fag like you. Dalo head!
The things I love with a passion
I rock and roll with passion
I talk out my soul with a passion
I eat good food with passion
I defeat bad mood with a passion
I sleep well with passion
I weep hell with a passion
I dream endlessly with passion
I gleam ceaselessly with a passion
I aim for money with passion
I do the same for honey with a passion
I listen carefully with passion
I glisten dutifully with a passion
I search for fame with passion
I research to blame with a passion
I walk everyday with passion
I talk and play with a passion
I embrace life with passion
I face nightlife with a passion
I laugh out with passion
I chaffe about with a passion
I cook with others with passion
I look at mothers with a passion
I touch gently with…
Cont
I touch gently with passion
I clutch tightly with a passion
I work hard with a passion
I rock mad with a passion
I gear up goals with passion
I stir up roles with a passion
I make friends with passion
I take weekends with a passion
I love kissing with passion
I love teasing with a passion
I make love with passion
I take from above with a passion
If push comes to shove
Label me old fashioned
For these are things I caption
In life with all my passion
Nizee, check out the comment on #46, some pipo are just too bitter, like kachasu.
Well, only a grade 7 failures behave exactly like that! Am not suprised. I only deal with learned people. Let fu-lls enjoy the grade 1 poems! Am out!
I can see some pipo have issues, please dont bring such bitterness on this site. I dont see anything wrong with the poems.
#50 , you can say what ever you like , call me all sorts, but STILL I RISE
Interesting. So Internet criticism has reached our politicians. I hope they will act upon their shortcomings so that they are better people.
Okay! This should continue and with more stuff. #50 Chi Amon: If you don’t like what someone has written on this blogg, just ignore it and don’t read it and continue reading other comments. Why going to the extent of banging your head. PLEASE, let pipo express themselves. It’s up to LT to moderate. PULLLIIIZZZE!!!
Oh my word i love this..so much..thanks for adding in the humour while bringing out the point..
Hmm Abigail are you home sick?
Hi Zoe(Bwalya)..Nine Chale, Baby C, Armed Gunman(scary) and ba Honey? I must say..RB should think twice about Obama’s response, whats what responsible people do..they priotise important things not making non beneficail trips like him…And ba VP…hes a puppet!
#54 Armed Gunman,
Thanks for your support ,i have the amunition to eliminate all the negative pipo on this site, i will just use my poems. Nizee chabe
Miss D, yes mwana? Ba Honey, some people here behave like a gabbage truck!they carry hatred and spill it on onto the innocent bloggers! the best you can do is to ignore them and do what you believe is right! looks like the man wants attentton badly! but alas
Miss Daisy am oryt n i suppose u r 2.RB nimulandu mwee
Nili che Baby C..& Zoe…am feeling the artist!
#56 Miss Daisy: Don’t be scared – i am a very friendly armed gunman. Nonetheless, afternoon my sister! #57 Ba Honey: You are welcome. The other best thing to do when you are caught up in such a situation is not answering the chap back, like what Abigail does, and continue with whatever you are putting across. Good day!
62 Armed Gunman, thanks for the advice, in future i will do just that. But sometimes we just can t help it cos we are only human.
I dont want the other bloggers to think that i am a terrorist. I am all for one love even the other one who called me names is still my pal.
Miss Daisy You look Nice
# 62.i hear you but i will be careful, dont wanna be a victim of your gun lol………………………………..#64 Natotela
Was looking forward to knowing the guy in the first pic but the poems took it in a whole different dimension. Not complaining but I guess I will never know. Thats the price you pay for being in the diaspora. Mwashibukeni!!!!!!!!!
The pictures of Banda look almost real,they infact make him look a lil smooth faced.
Good approach Kabanda…. we need more satirical cartoonist, I respect # 6 opinion not every one love chocolate but it is still sweet and dear to others