Don’t laugh!” said the patient, Titus.
“Of course I won’t laugh,” the doctor said. “I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”
“Okay then,” Titus said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest ‘whoo-ha’ the doctor had ever seen. It couldn’t have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
“I’m so sorry,” said the doctor. “I really am. I don’t know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won’t happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?”
“It’s swollen,” Titus replied.
The Doctor fainted
courtesy of Dr.O Malokota
Funny joke but sometimes incidents like this happen for real.I once went for an operation and I guess the doctor thought I had been put to sleep and I overheard him pass a “funny” comment about my anatomy.Please Doctors be more professional!
This is funny
I’m assuming Titus is a common name, coz there is one really famous guy whose other names are Fred, Jacob and Kafupi. The size of a AAA battery. Thats gotta be traumatic. Those kind of proportions are beyond belief. I feel for the Doctor; he couldn’t help himself. Human beings have a natural instinct, which is to laugh when something humorous is processed by the mind. This is really, really funny. I just hope for his sake that there is no truth to the joke, coz jailtime is no fun if you are a freak of nature. He is going to have to take a shower some day, and some other convict may see “The King” without his clothes on. He will be the butt of many jokes for the next eternity. Maybe he should get a new nickname: perhaps something like Energizer or Duracell or Little One.
Ha Ha Ha, this life is hilarious.
ha ha ha good one!
Ha Ha Ha…Haaaaaaaaa!!!very funny. by the way…whats the original size-if not swollen.