By Wesley Ngwenya
10. Copper prices continue tumbling down to an all time low
09. National Constitution Conference Suspended
08. Millions Flock to Washington Mall to Witness the Historic Swearing in Ceremony of Obama
07. Minister arrested and charged of Corruption
06. UPND and PF merge to form UPND-PF in preparation for 2011 elections
05. Zambia qualifies to World Cup in South Africa
04. “This job is too hard” Rupiah cries amidst speculation of his resignation
03. Mugabe resigns and new president sworn in—Not Tsangarai
02. Zuma wins presidency but loses parliament
01. Tetamashimba Fired, Maureen Hired
I agree with all these LT
I reckon 05 is the most unlikely !
LT. You left out the doctorate we have read about Maureen.
No 07 would probably not happen until 2010 as this new Govt has just been sworn in, and also 04 makes me chuckle as its impossible.
Copper prices tumbling is demise for our country HNY again
I think, the most likely ones are 06,08,05 and 01. Nice one Wesley
11. The president divorces and remmaries again
12. Chiluba’s cases collapase
13 Kwacha tumbles to £10000 to a dollar
14 Kalusha bwalya joins active politics
15 Rebuilding of the UTH starts and NOT the extension of manda hill as has been sadly reported in the POST today
Umukamba wasley ni zee,is he a journalist?
Interesting. #1 and #7 would really be news.
You fellas are such a bunch of crack pots…LMAO =))
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Wesley you are funny!
Nice one.
How about MacTribouy (SP) turns up at State House -again!:d:d:d
Mr.Wesley Ngwenya…am very sure you must be well informed. You can’t just be dreaming. You should be a shushushu somehow.
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I dont agree with item #1. RB can never do that!
11. Government to regulate the foreign exchange rate to save kwacha from becoming ZIMDOLLAR!!! :d:((
c y I say Wesley and I shud get together? U have jes made my day.:d/
How i wish 06,04,03 and 01 could happen. Only GOD knows
Item#10,quite unlikely,by second quarter we expect the prices of copper and gold to recover tho not to the level b4 august last yr.as fo RB to conteplate resigning b4 2011 is out of question,very few africans can do that.firing of teta is likely if he continues his current leadership style.much as we all want chipolopolo boys to get to S/A 2010, chances are slim maybe africa cup to angola,however good luck boys.PF/UPND pact possible but not innevitable cose both HH$MCS want to lead the pact,no home or country can stand with 2 top leaders at once,however such a pact wud enhance democracy and competitiveness at top political level.good work ngwenya,keep it up.
QUIT TRUE BUT FOR #6 WE MUST KEEP OUR FINGURES CROSSED
HELLO LT BROGGERS, I wish you all a prosperous 2009. Congrats to Maestro for the award. Yesterday, NGOCC posted a notice in a tabloid in Zambia about the deaths at UTH that was posted here few weeks ago. They claimed that their investigations revealed that the story was not true and that the person who sent the email was not traced.
I am wondering if LT news are in a position to come clean by clearing those views, forgive me if that piece was already brought up by another blogger.
# 10,9,8,7,4,2 items are like to happen, but i have doubts on the rest, especially #1
My own list of headlines for 2009:
1. FTJ jailed for corruption!!
2. Mugabe overthrown in coup
3. Zuma elected SA President
4. Thousands displaced by Floods (in Zambia)
5. Rebel leader Joseph Kone killed in ambush
6. Gov’t fails to find equity buyer to privatise ZAMTEL
7. Maureen declares intentions to run for President in 2011
8. Luanshya Copper Mines pulls out of Zambia
9. Liverpool end 19-year wait for Premiership title
10.Kalusha loses CAF position bid
Ultra.., Hi bro! Obvious you are dreaming of # 9 Liverpool end 19-year wait for Premiership title. You know the owners.
Yaya interesting year it will be then cant wait ;);)
Lets wait and see
Mugabe bane willnever be overthrown, the people (American and Britain)who cud have done that are in a weaker international position due to serious internal problems caused by the credit crunch.
Maureen will soon announce her intention to run for plot one in 2011.
RB will rule until 2016 like it or not. Economy will improve as there are drastic efforts in Agric and tourism.
Wesly is a smart guy, i think. And has ears on the ground. Lets give credit were its due.
:)):))=)) Kwena ba LT mwansekeshya.
Maureen kakubo Mwanawasa is playing a snmart game. She announced b4 cabinet was formed by RB that can refuse a diplomatic posting meaning wants to be home in touch within Zambia. She truely has legal intentions for presidency bcause was the defacto leader.she had influence over LPM.Watch her praise Govt sometimes& also sidding with the poor. Hmmm 2011 will be intresting. Will the ladies of Zambia mete out a dicisive blow to us men folks, Time will surely & certainly tell. She used MMCI for advance capaigns.Good luck2 Maureen / Magande ticket. PF & UPND be WARNED!!!! 😕
#29, that makes the two of us, I would really love a Maureen/Magande ticket….that would be a real toast aah!not forgetting the ever so hard working and impressive Masebo….so we would have MMM!!!!
Engines, are you serious or you are joking?
#12 bazativuta with their indirect declaration of bankruptcy. Sure people should the web be chocked with broke chaps who are ‘expartriates’. Just pay baba when you reach customs they will not ask for other petitioner. One man for himself God for all of us. 500 pin should be an issue because you should have been saving 75 pin since they revised. Wina alila
Tetamashimba / Mpombo ticket is more likely than Maureen / Magande :d/
#06 can make most Zambians very happy. Im praying about it for Zambians
HEY MATWORLD,RASHID JONES AND NINE CHALE.CUTEY,PINKEY,MAESTRO HHEHE …..
how are you guys doing?i missed you big time.hope the festive season has done you real good.am blessed.take care and HAPPTY 2009!!! May this year bring your dreames to reality…SORRY TO USE LT TO SAY THIS BUT I JUST HAD TO!!!
Yaba
Watch the space! 2011 Zambia’s new President straight from the farm and full of goodness. =))
#31 Rashid Jones….my post at #30 is serious…that would be more progressive than you currently have and would surely be better than PF in govt. UPND/PF pact would see them win but once in power, PF with Sata at the helm would be a serious drawback to real progressive development…lets be realistic. The average IQ in PF and UPND is light years apart for them to really understand each other
My Top Ten
1. Easterners Disown “Nyamasoya”
2. VP Hospitalized
3. Clive Chirwa Launches 2011 Presidential Campaign
4. 17th Mp Dies, bringing total of By-elections to 40
5. Tetamashiba pleads to rejoin UPND
6. PF scoops all 17 by-elections throwing rebel MPs into the cold
7. More bridges washed away
8. PF Loses Election Petition
9. C/Belt declared no go zone area for RB
10. More Demonstrations expected
Mutembo resigns as CEO amid fraud scam.
Mutembo should foot ZA bill- NAC
Cottan and Esther Phiri off to Hawaii for honeymoon.
Masebo reapointed, Teta faces sack.
Chisuzi, 41 others retired.
Maureen took part in electoral scam-Teta.
Veep rushed to Morningside.
VJ resigns citing failing left ear.
Mirriam Mwanawasa, Maureen differ over Levy’s Palabana Farm.
Castro Chiluba arrested by DEC.
Levy’s tombstone vandalised-PF Cadres implicated.
Kalusha Bwalya Resigns amid illegal transfers scam.
Airmasters CEO Kutemba Konga linked to Moses Katumbi.
We are simply ‘old freinds’-Bingu and Vera.
Esther Phiri infects Cottan with STI similar to Anthony Mwamba’s.
Dan Pule remarries
G BABY, thanks, happy new to you also. God is blessing us my friend. Enjoy and take care. Blackman’s Child,how are you today
# 38 Engines, i will respect your opinion
i like these speculations mwe ….
1.Ministry of Home Affairs announces new passport. A million Kwacha for 32 pages.
2. Chinese take over closed mines.
3. Mugabe, Mbeki and Morgan still in “failed talks”.
4. Nokia is once again implicated in the DRC war.
5. ZNBC weather forecast still looks like last weeks recording
6. Task force office has freak fire. Evidence lost.
7. Ester looses title. Retries.
8. ZANACO opens account to raise chipolopolo’s coach’s salary
9. Government accuses LT of being a threat to security
10. RB cries on national television on how so so very hard his job is
mine is
1.Tetamashimba fired,pledges to re-join UPND
2.Sata flown to SA for medication over his heart problem
3.Chirwa forms a new political party
4.Magande & Maureen ponders on a new party
5.10 Zambian soccer fans injured as Chipolopolo makes history
6.Chiluba quited.
7.Obama is declared USA president.
8.Prof Chirwa meets HH and Nevers Mumba.
9.Sikota joins MMD
ba Moreen Mubomba ku Zambia airways?
Wesley 04 will never ever happen in Zambia, at least not in the life time of most of us living today. Maybe after 200 years or so.
Who can put pressure on Nyamasoya for him to even contemplate of that here in zambia.
The Trade Union Movement is so divided and full of chancers, like Hikaumba. The Church is full of pretenders like Nevers and Pule. The Student Movement is full of young guys and ladies after quick money and fame, which unfortunately leads to AIDS and an early flight to the graves.
So who in your mind will cause a president to resign in Zambia or less still make such calls.
Others headlines are;
1. Luanshya Mines again given to Indian Investors
2. Mopani Pulls out of Zambia
3. Maureen Mwanawasa remarries
4. Joyce Nonde divorces
5. Veep seriously ill flown to South Africa
6. Mpombo and Teta replaced
7. Shakafuswa dropped
9. Renard forced to resign – for no pay
10. Mbesuma fired.
11. MTN pulls out of zambia
12. 2010 RSA doubtful
13. Sylvia Masebo hospitalised – seriously ill
Guyz mula thinker.RASHID,MATWORLD AND MAN KUNDE also do aka top ten headline.
Also in the new headlines in 2009
1.John Zulu marries Bester Mwape
2.Zambian NCC says gays and Lesbians can marry
20. AlfredT, 35. G BABY and all other my-well-wishers thank you all and take care. I love you all and hope you will do well in 2009. May you have good health too. 😉
10. Mwanawasa memorial
09. KK comes back to active politics
08. Liverpool loses title at last minute and manchester united grabs it for the third time!
07. Maureen Mwanawasa appointed vice president and she gives birth to a muzungu child.
06. Copper price rices
05. Zambia fails to qualify to the world cup and one FAZ member commits suiside.
04. RB diverts from conyinuing Mwanawasa plans
03. Chiluba’s case issues dropped and he’s forgiven
02. USA attacks Mugabe and he(Mugabe flees away).
01. Sad story as Sata goes to RIP.
MWE BANTU YOU ARE NOT GOD TO SPECULATE OF THESE UNFOUNDED HEADINGS. CONCENTRATE ON YOUR NEW YEAR RESOLUTION. DO NOT WASTE TIME ON ISSUES THAT ARE BASELESS.
Zo ona BAKALILA:((
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GOD HELP US WE NEED # 01 TO HAPPEN LIKE YESTERDAY! A very good list of news making headlines though I highly doubt if they will ever have a chance to kiss the pages of our newspapers or be donned on our electrinic media. Let me comment on # 01. RB(NYAMASOYA) and Teta are brewed from the same pot of political ideocy and bankrupcy. The truth is – what teta has so far let slip his unguarded and unbridled mouth has been quitly endorsed by RB. Teta lacks every sense of human civility and speaks as if every Zambian owes him attention. Having such elements in government is not only retrogressive but a social holocaust. It will indeed be good redence but will not suffice unless RB goes too!:d
You Ngenya, who are you?
PF and UPND should merge, but HH should be president. Sata can not understand the econonmic hardships the nation is currently facing. He is good as a minister
Maestro, is that your sirname? If so how do you pronounce it?
#57. I think you are not being fair in you assuming that Mr M.C.SATA does not understand the economic situation the country is currently facing. I would like to assure you that he does to a certain extent-enough to help him guide the nation. Dont feel bad even HH does not understand every thing because he is only one person and does not own economic knowledge nor does he know everything about the economy. We can only sort out this mess if we collectively(economists and “non-economists”) put our heads together to find solutions. All we need is a leader to unify, inspire and direct our collective thoughts as a nation. HH is good but he too doesnt know and cant do everything. we need all of us!
#46 No I am a Street Widow
What about “RB legalises the Herb – The secret to economic surge”
So what is your 8 to 5 job Mr. Ngwenya?
It is unfortunate the nation is full of pessimists. These headlines are expectations of people on the nation of Zambia. It must be realised that there is power in confession. Man has creative power through vacalisation. Remember that God, who created the world through the word of His power, gave us the creative power of words. Yet, this power can be abused. Please, lets adopt a positive outlook on the prospects for our country and work hard towards achieving them. Don’t wish others too be hospitalised and pronounced death. That’s a satanic nature. Speak love, goodness, life, etc and allow God to establish His perfect and good will over Zambia and its people.God bless Zambia in 2009 & beyond!
Don’t make me sick by suggesting Maureen can become president of Zambia. She is the worst plunderer than Chiluba. How much did Zambia send to France when Mwanawasa was sick? How much change did she bring back after all the bills were paid by French Govt?
Get serious and stop dreaming. That’s why you have incompetent R Banda as president today and Tetamashimba who cannot think as minister, SHAME on you all who are suggesting Maureen can rule this country.
1.) Credit crunch bits RB presidency in the arse after sparing his fat nose. It is all about image building, no? :d
2.) Sata starts smoking again but three times harder after realising days are numbered.
3.) Zambia’s cholera cases increase to compete with those in Zimbabwe and Robert Mugabe suggests he takes over from RB to show how things are run properly.
4.) Mpombo’s crocodile shoes put on display at Lusaka Agriculture Show.
5.) Former Health PS Bulaya becomes the wife of a fellow inmate at Chimbokaila prison. VC George Kunda protests that he did not give the bride away, so the wedding must be repeated.
6.) KK is best man at RB’s wedding to an additional sweet 16. KK’s has only three words of advise – Faka speed mufana!
7.) Western economists celebrate as Chinese economy nose dives. The toast is “We told you this wouldn’t last”
8.) Madiba (Nelson Mandela) confronts Mbeki about Mbeki’s failed leadership. A scuffle ensues in which Mbeki’s nose is broken. Mbeki’s response – there is no crisis here :d
9.) Tetamashimba licks Mpombo’s dancing shoes after failing to dislodge George Kunda from office of VC by licking RB’s holiday sneakers.
10.) Obama redeems himself from impeachment following nasty credit crunch onslaught by capturing Osama Bin Laden !
Kwene mwampapusha What makes you think I can come back to Zambia? I have spent 25 years day and night studying out side Z, do you think I can come back? Awe tatwakabwele