South Africa’s ruling Africa National Congress (ANC) leader Jacob Zuma is expected to attend this year’s Nc’wala traditional ceremony, which is slated for February 28.
According to the main committee’s chairman general, Adam Chongwe, Mr. Zuma will attend the ceremony which will be graced by President Rupiah Banda.
Mr. Chongwe has also disputed media reports that the committee has raised 75 per cent of the required money to host the function.
He described the reports alleging that the committee has raised K112.5 million out of the required K150 million as misleading because the statement was not true.
He was speaking during a Nc’wala ceremony preparatory meeting held at the provincial administration conference hall this morning.
Meanwhile, National Credit and Savings (NATSAVE) bank has committed itself to sponsoring lunch for dignitaries that are expected to attend the ceremony.
And provincial Permanent Secretary, Eularia Syamujaye, said Zain Zambia would carry out repair works on the main arena shelter.
She disclosed that the company had pledged to repair the shelter which was constructed last year.
Mrs. Syamujaye has since advised the committee to coordinate in order for the ceremony to succeed.
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good stuff
They want him to come and marry one of our sisters?!!!!
LT is this news? What is special about JZ attending this ceremony? Please provide newsworthy stories not this crap.
Ma! its not so amusing that we can have a corrupted person visiting our country! what advice is he going to give us? :o):o):o)
Parents, make sure you lock your girls indoors or else…. just a polite warning
#3 Blue blood how would you define news or rather a newsworthy story?
baby c…
how are you doing galfriend.missed you lots.
U r welcome Jacob atleast mwe. Mugabe shud attend Ukusefya pa ng,wena ku ba Bemba. <:-p<:-p
Ya ya ya this man will chew our daughters with his ‘Shower-Concept’
zuma in zambia and will attend same function with RB.OK .hope all will still be well after the ceremony.we dont want zuma to have a small young wife as well from zed.but he is welcome…nomba no aspiring of a marriage twapapata.
G BABY muyakwi u dnt anounce yo departure.
Baby C hw r u?
Nice zuma ,maybe you might be luck to end up with one chick uko and use the shower at the end :d
Jacob the “therapist” is attending the ncwala?.Guys take good care of your women.This guy is dangerous.
Yebo nkhosi!! Zuma you’re most welcome. Looking forward to the event.
Why him? Imwe ba LT, just give us more about RB then ingafyapwa ifyakulemba..
You are welcome Mr Zuma. But i thought you still have a case to answer in your country hence no need for you to start traveling?
Anyway i hope you will enjoy yourself. :d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d
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#13 How you mean , JZ is a therapist?
Why are we passing judgement on a case yet to be tackled in the SA courts?
I hope the Ceremony can be used to advertise the rich cultural heritage of the Angoni people of southern Africa.
Zumaniser, leave our beutiful eastern chicks alone, go to koamboka ceremony were you can take a deep in the cold water Zambezi after doing what you know best!!!:d
hola cape zambians r u busy 2 get anew pasport or you dont have enough cash.come get it 4rom me 4 only R200 one day xpress no difference it just it printed in capetown email me [email protected]
Where is the Nc’wala ceremony held? Please bring me to speed. Have been in Diaspora too long. I am aware of ceremonies like Kuomboka, shimunenga, Umutomboko, Kusefya fimo fimo, bla bla bla. I do not want to sound tribal but Zuma and Banda together, it must be in Eastern Province.
G baby, Zoe
Hi loves! missed to too much.
Zoe, ati mugabe should attend ifinshi??? Ifwe tuketa Obama mwaiche :d
He is welcome there
Nyama Soya and JZ have something in common, they like young girls. Lock the young girls because siba ziba kuponda pa mushe. They just chew :d
Functions are good <:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p especially for old people :d
hola need 2change passport capezambians talk 2 me 4 only R200 wit visa same same no difference jus printed in capetown one day xpress [email protected]
hola hola” need 2change passport capezambians talk 2 me 4 only R200 wit visa same same no difference jus printed in capetown one day xpress [email protected]
hola hola” need 2change passport capezambians talk 2 me 4 only R200 wit visa same same no difference jus printed in capetown one day xpress. [email protected]
#18 Miss Daisy
Put a space between e and r.That’s what I meant.”therapist”.
Dora be careful the Bull has been let out of the Kraal!
#23
Pray that Obama doesn’t visit Zambia while RB is sill in office.Just imagine Thandi seated next to Michelle.What can she talk about apart from baby seating and the different styles of wiping baby poopoo.Kuti twasebana guyz.[-(
hellooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Back eh!! I am ready for Zuma@};-:o):@)
#23 Mugabe kumwenu,Obama wat? Dream on mama
Hmmmmm, Ba Capetown Zambians, it sounds tricky!!! Are you sure it legit?? There is no embassy in Cape Town, and why R200?? What the deal is?
Umshini wami
Umshini wami
Umshini wami
Umshini wami
Ha ulethu’ mshini wami
Bring my machine gun by JZ. The organisers better put up a shower as well. Oh I remember and almost forgot, they should bring baby oil and a kanga also.
I hear you Mfethu!
LT post my comments MF
I gotta prepare myself big time for the event, Baby C kuli abaposele ka manifesto u aint respondin
#39 Zoe
Am Not Mama
This is the rapist that will be leading utu ma guys with RSA flags on LT !
By the way, has anyone seen that silly and arrogant Southie lady who was insulting our budget? Boy did she recieve missiles she had to log off ! :((
Nora :-h
but you need my permission for:o):o)
#40 Baby C have u gone :o:o? Anyway lets cross over i smell sumthing fishy
# 41 ba Dr where was that? tell us about it.
Munkombwe exposes mealie meal scam (MUVI TV Website)
Outspoken Southern Province Minister, Daniel Munkombwe has exposed a scam in which some unscrupulous people are buying mealie meal in bulk and reselling it to neighboring Zimbabwean at higher prices. This has resulted in massive shortage of the commodity in Southern Province.
NS has given go-ahead. Which is which now ?:-?
Look at Zuma’s picture above. He is even measuring ‘his’ size. Basop !
….sorry but aba ba mudala niba zonda ine :-??
All this corporate sponsorship for traditional ceremonies is scrap.I wont be surprised to see a cruise ship for a NALIKAWNDA During the 2010 Kuomboka.Moreover, these Ngoni’S wear animal skins during the N’CWALA ceremony.Tell me if they have shifted to designer clothes for them to ask for 150 million. Achoongwe niyachani ndalama yamene mufuna.Just give Zuma some one of these Nsenga babes, he will flush U some fræææken Rands
# 46 Ba Dr Maureen tamunfwa… mwankontula imbafu. :)):((:)):(( am laughing and crying…
chikalila **==:d/
BA LT WHERE ARE MY COMMENTS??? WHATS HAPPENING????
#49 Iwe mudala you must be very analytical on some of these pictures ! Howz your day ?
Zuma, i will accompay you to see to it that you dont touch our girls.For women like Dora i endorse.
If you have never sined then throw stones at Zuma learn to respect elders mwefipuba viva Zuma Viva RB Viva Zed
Ba Dr Maureen tamumfwa ehh! Ati ZUMANISER alipima enshi?
zuma=dora,moraly corrupt pipo.no sense of humor.
YEBO YES!! At last some probable public chance for Jacob “KATELE” Zuma to meet Katele “ZUMA” Kalumba. :d/:d/
Mushini wami… mushini wami….
Mushini wami… mushini wami….
#54, WE CHIPUBA NIWE.
UZUMA NGU WETHU,THINA ABESINGUNI PHUMA ENINGIZIMU. PHABILI!
INDODANA WETHU UZUMA
Ba Zuma, Child Molesting in Zed is unbailable!
What does ZJ and RBB have in common?????
An eye for young chicks with big hips, juicy lips and fine finger tips!!!
What does JZ and RBB have in common?????
An eye for young chicks with big hips, juicy lips and fine finger tips!!!
2 ladies take a shower after greeting zuma
recession pipo lyk u have long bn demolished in this country,trabalists r executed here so watchout,leave the kuomboka alone,its the most recognised ceremony in zambia
People pliz dnt condemn
#60 and #61 pliz make it easier for the locals to understand,atleast use english not zulu
Careful this Friday is the 13th
ieeeeeeeee!!!!!!! Bamfethu!Leave Zuma alone at least u should have respect for elders. what has become of you.Learn to honour elders no matter what mistake they make than strip them in public.Please we need the spirit of ubuntu(respect). U can’t insult your fathers just bcoz the have made mistakes.Weak minds discuss pipo! stop it now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#69 :o:o:o:o:o Oh No thanx u hav jus reminded me ni indoors fye
Zuma Wa ithanda ing’ozi.Behave in Zambia otherwise bazo ku bulala a ba fwethu.Yabona?.
Zuma you are welcome but don’t play to my wives. All girls, women from Eastern of Zed are my wives. They are all married to me, Dr. Nsashichitukabalashi.
Friday the 13th!.Mawe!! lushwile.Ape banimemile kwa mukiti ona lizazi le.Anyway nika ikutekafela.
What’s all this paraskavedekatriaphobia?.Friday the 13th is just like any other day.
This image, awe mwandi! kwati ni Zuma (game)!
#54 & 60…. LIYAPHAPHA :o. MHLAWUMBE LIFUNA ANYOBE LINA KWANGOKU….SUKA:-t
If you have a farm where else can you eat from>
Restaurant and pay?
I hope he find his crops dried up… Chilala!!!
no harvets in ZED!!!
but bantu bafuna ZINA!!! nina yesa!!! No reward on Earth!!!
#3. Blue Blood
and all bloggers.
This is your heritage. You may not know but these events are tourist attractions as thousands of westerners and South Africans come to watch theses ceremonies. South Africa is an important country on the worlds scene and Mr Zuma, love or loathe him, may be the next President of SA. Look at world media African news coverage and you will find SA and Zimbabwe top the list. Eco and ethnic tourism is big business. If you wanna get skyscrappers, you lose! All the better if we had Mandela coming!
Ba Zoe muleyangala naba bemba.Ukusefya pa ng,wena will be graced by aka akamuguyse aka ku america ati nani ishina oh Obama.
It looks the easterners have now gotten used to inviting heads of states to their Ceremonies, during LPM it was the mozambique head of state and the Malawian.This time its the incoming president of SA. what could be the reason? and why is it that eastern province is the only province with two paramount chiefs. Whatever the case this is good for tourism and i will make an effort to attend.
KA’DOYO…
Angiqondi man?
#69. PF DIE HARD
Did you know that in 1993, a study published in the respected British Medical Journal showed that there was a statistically significantly increased ncidence of road traffic accidents on Friday 13th than 6th. 13 is just a bad number. In music the 13th note is discordant (the devil’s note). Every month that starts on a Sunday has Friday the 13th in it. The phrase ‘eleven plus two’ has 13 letters in it and 11+2=13. This is also an anagram of twelve plus one which also equals 13! mmmm spooky! The Knights Templars were killed i 1307 on Friday 13th, October. Some fled to sea and became pirates (skull and bones)! Are hey ore runners of free masonry?
ayi man, uzanijaela
Which Zuma. hahahahaha
Azabwela kubakwela banamayo!
Let Ba Mandela come with his sister, oh sorry his wife Gracier ‘Machele.
Zuma wants to come to do a bit of Ladys Spoting, then marry the young girl.
Lock up your dotas .
“South Africa’s ruling Africa National Congress (ANC) leader Jacob Zuma is expected to attend this year’s Nc’wala traditional ceremony, which is slated for February 28.”
This is great news. Maybe the South Africans who do not travel or know history will begin to appreciate Zambia as a sister country.
One time, I was shocked when some South African friend of mine mentioned that South Africa does not participate in the African Freedom day celebrations of May 25 every year because she (South Africa) is not part of the rest of Africa.
This was a serious shock to me as I thought that we must all be proud to be Africans regardless of which country in Africa we hold our Citizenship from.
Hi All,
Hi Jam@co, Zoe, Kadoyo, Nine Chale, Baby C and the rest.
So what have i missed.?
88. Maestro Hhehhehhehhe
You are spot on, some dull SAs dont even know where Zed is.
They are so pathetic, or let me say sad pipo.
The place they know is Soweto, not the market.
Ngonis are typically Zulus and there is really nothing wrong for Zuma to visit them.
A lot of Zambians are not aware of the roots of the Ngonis. The amajere are typical Zulus if you like.
The Ndebele of both Zimbabwe and SA have very similar roots to the Ngonis of Tanzania, Zambia and Malawi. The Zulu language has almost faded in Zambia although it under revival in Eastern Province. Zulu is well understood in Ngoni areas of Northern Malawi. The point is that ZUMA has been invited by his own.
The Zulus of S.A are indeed notorious for their barbaric acts but hopefully with exposure something will come out right.
Zuma. let me be yo sixth wife pliz, I will do anything for u.:x@};-
93: Anonymous ndi pamene mwa punzila history. Do we have Grade sevens on this site?
he wont come
90 Ba Honey.Insults don’t pay, Simunye we are all africans. what has happened to your German beer party with jamao
Viva Mtenguleni!!,Viva Chipata!!,Viva Zambia.This will bring alot of forex to Our Country.Zuma is welcome at Mtenguleni coz he has roots here in Zambia.What does Madiba say about Zuma’s case?.Lets consult wise heads,coz I believe Mandela supports Zuma alot.
98. Mwisho
I am still waiting for Confirmation from Jam@co.
I hope he adds other stuff to go with the Liquoir.
You can join us if you want to.
Ladies, we need to cross our legs during ncwala. not peniza
Zuma is on a fact finding mition, to see if the Zed women are as good as their men say.
I told him just ask Jam@co and Mwisho., but dont bring you muswani wangu.
101. Lady chiza’s legs
make sure you bobasha aswell, just incase Zuma tries to do the unthinkable.
Ladies if Zuma looks in your direction and points, just have Chill powder ready to use on him, this will teach him a lesson.
now the all world is feeling the zuma brezi eastern power mulandileni uyo!nomata what wrong he has done the world like him only arc bishop tutu hate him zuma 4pres.another zulu king after shaka
## 91. your flag Phambili
Ngonis are not Zulus. Zulus are Ngonis (Ngunis). It is like saying Zambians are Bembas. Zulus were a small clan in the Natal region. They became famous because one illegitimate child of Sezakangona a chief of one of the clans. When Shaka became chief he waged wars against all the neighbouring Nguni clans and assimmilated them into Zulus. Historians have called this terrorism as MFECANE. Bin Laden could learn a thing or two from this chap! On the other hand the people called Ngoni were of Jere (Cele) clan and lived near Swaziland. Zwangendaba led them away from this tyranny around 1820s.
#106.ZWANGENDABA
Ndabezitha,Ngiyabonga kakhulu.
90. Ba Honey, you are on the spot. A lot of South Africans don’t know where Zambia is. Most of them just know where they grew up as in if it is Cape Town then they only know that place and do know about Jo’burg.
Besides that, I have a feeling that most Suth Africans do not know that South Africa is in Africa and very much part of the Continent in terms of economic, political and social problems.
The character I mentioned about in posting 88 above, even said that South Africa in Africa as a continent is like the USA on Earth.
This behaviour of top-ness in things is also portrayed by some tribe in Zambia who are apparently among the least educated Zambian tribes in their localities.
lock up your daughters, Zuma is as horny as a he goat!
The guy JZ is going to spread his AIDS in Zed, watch out women. JZ believes a shower washes away the disease, how du!!.
How come RB gets on with all the corrupt people? Isnt it clear that the chap RB is openly corrupt? Can’t wait for another face in office in 2011.
o:-)o:-)o:-)o:-)o:-)o:-)o:-)o:-)o:-)
Why a u Zambian guys so scared of losing yo women? In Nguni we say ‘Ikhishwa esokeni’,meaning,let the best man win.
King Shaka was not illegitimate,he was conceived before marriage and King Senzangakhona,his father had to quickly marry his mother.The Great King was therefore born in wedlock.
Shaka did not start Mfecane,King Zwide of the Ndwandwe(Zwangendaba’s king) attacked and killed many chiefs in the area e.g Mashobane of the Khumalo,Dingiswayo of the Mthethwa, many of whom sought refuge with Shaka. After sevaral attempts (x5) by Zwide on Shaka’s life, Shaka then decided to settle the matter once and for all.The Zulu Aliance against the Ndwandwe Alliance had many casualties,thus Mfecane began.
The Ngoni are not descended from the Zulu, but from a small tribe called the Jere which was never part of Shaka’s state system. But because of the fame of the Zulu name, many groups from Natal which were not part of the Zulu now claim to be so. They are called Zulu Wannabes. The Ngoni are one of them.