
We are glad to anounce to the public that last week we received a very Big cheque from a wealthy Patriotic Front (PF) supporter to help us improve our struggling web site which of late has faced a huge onlaught of traffic from the increasing number of people that come to it.
We thought we owe it to our vistors to tell them the change in direction and how we are going to use the money, in the name of transparancy of course.
We have already started putting this money to work. There are actually a number of things that we have started fixing in the background. First of all, with this funding, we have re-designed the site for clear typography and visual clarity for the text of the stories we post. The current fonts are just too small and crumped for a lot of people and we expect to launch the site next weekend. With this funding from a wealthy PF supporter, we have managed to hire an expensive Tech Guru who has managed to fix our facebook page which has been an eyesore for many years. Thanks to this funding we have been able to fix our act on the face book page and the fan page as well. We shall now be able to consistently publish to facebook (www.facebook.com/lusakatimes) as we have been doing on our twitter site (www.twitter.com/lusakatimes/). With this PF funding, we have asked our tech guru to make sure that even comments that take place from twitter and facebook are imported into the conversations taking place on Lusakatimes so that all convesations are captured there. And our new motto concerning any News event will be “If it has Not been on LT, it has not been discussed”.
We shall also use this PF funding to introduce more categories and features because we have managed to secure a server with 10 times the capacity than we had before. Am sure some of you have noticed that we moved our server to Europe. So expect more services as soon as next week.
Obviously, let us not cheat ourselves or be naive about this. Two things are definite in life. First, everyone has an agenda: things are always given with strings attached. Secondly, everything is for sale as long as the price is right, have we sold our soul? Be the judge. The Funding from PF is too good to be true and so we have accepted their agenda and we want to advise our readers that this is what we shall offer PF in return for their hefty funding we have received.
First, staring from tomorrow all adverts will be removed as the funding covers for this cost and we don’t need ad revenue anymore. Instead they will be replaced with PF campaign material for elections 2011. Site will run campaigns for all 150 MPs with effect from tomorrow. Additionally, we shall introduce an editorials section where we shall write editorials in support of PF. No comments will be allowed on the editorials lest we offend our new masters. Editorials will not feature MMD President Rupiah Banda or UPND president HH , even for negative coverage because even bad publicity is publicity.
We shall also introduce a ‘letters to the editor section’ and ensure that all letters to the editors are in support of PF. Only letters to the editor critising President Rupiah Banda UPND President Haikainde Hachilema stand a chance of being considered for publication. Comments on letters to the editor will not be allowed as well.
All comments will be moderated to root out any anti PF comments. We need this funding and we can not afford to risk losing it.
We shall also not cover UPND president Hakainde Hachilema or Rupiah Banda and his government proganda from ZNBC, ZANIS, TIMES and ZAMBIA Daily Mail in the headline section. The only big headlines we shall run featuring HH or RB will be those discrediting or attacking the two.
That is the new world order people. Lastly, Oh, what is today’s date?