This is amazing!
These guys have really spent some time to empower local businesses and jump start a deteriorating local economy.
Why everyone is grumbling about the lack of fuel I do not understand. For they do not see the bigger picture that has been created by our great minds.
If you think not, look at these obvious benefits for us common citizenry…..
1.Aptly planed for the month of October, when it is hot, hot. Almost every filling station has not only a queue of gas hunters but a queue of ice cream, ice lollies, frozen mineral water and other refreshment sellers. All experiencing a sales boom on weekends and weekdays alike during a financial meltdown. Consider that these same peeps would normally have stocks going bad all over the show…
2.Cell Phone Companies that contribute so much of their bottom line to local communities(?) are also experiencing their own boom. In place of lackluster sales, they have people calling, calling and SMS’ing each other “where is fuel?” “just seen a tanker headed for Kalingalinga”, “Petroda boyi, endesa” or just simply “what the ***is this S***! I have been in queue for over 6 hours. I tell you I am applying for a green card this year. This country has gone to the dogs” (this is the rare SMS full of nothing positively information and totally unpatriotic. Especially in this month of independence).
3.Local transporters are making a killing. Just ask how much cab fare is lately…
4.Increased health for citizens. Do you know how many calories you burn to push a car? A LOT
Especially if you have been spoiled with walking from your chair in your office into the chair in your car into your living room chair. Now you can exercise, lower your cholesterol, BP and a whole bunch other stuff.
5.Improves rational planning. Why do you live so far away from work or your children’s school? Why are your kids at separate schools? Rational planning will help you live closer to both work and your children schools (e.g. if your children go to ISL, get a job at Polo Grill and rent an apartment at National assembly Motel), put all your kids at one school (it doesn’t matter if they are at different levels. And don’t space them too far apart neither!)
6. Kids need more holiday time. Yes they do. It doesn’t matter if they just came out of their mid term break, they need a couple more days at home with their…………. whoever is at home not looking for gas!
7. Camaraderie. Have you seen the bonding at these fueling lines? Amazing. Zambians are getting along better than at a Kalusha Bwalya captained soccer game at independence stadium (when Zambia is winning of course). A few party poopers that try to jump a queue help show this as everyone downstream will clammer out of their cars to beat them up. One guy gets beaten to a pulp and learns a valuable lesson – 50 guys develop a brotherhood for life. Win-win all round!
8. Meditation a.k.a. Nobody watches the grass anymore. In the other moments between building this comraderie (or getting pulped), one can either drain their car battery (listen to radio/music), take a nap (can you? In this heat?) Or stare blindly into space. You gain an inner peace and appreciate what those unemployed bhuddist monks means by enlightenment – sheer and utter boredom flavored with immense inner range (masked as peace)!
9. Know the geography of your town. If you do not know where the latest Petroda filling station that has yet to open up its full cache of reserves, you better get some maps now!!! This test is for real!
10. The environment – reduction of green house emissions. Self explanatory
There may be others – less traffic congestion, less accidents (corollary) too numerous to mention.
So please send an email of appreciation to your teams at the Energy Regulation Board, Ministry of Energy and Water Deployment and your entire Zambia leadership for “thinking outside the box”
HAPPY 45TH INDEPENDENCE Y’ALL!!!!!
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