It has always bothered me why ministers, deputy ministers, permanent secretaries, the vice president, police chiefs, air force chiefs, army chiefs, and other government officials go to the airport to wave their hands as the presidents gets on the plane to head somewhere. Every time the president leaves town government literally comes to a standstill for a couple of hours because every head of something heads to the airport. Is this really necessary or it is part of the job descriptions for these people?
Every time I personally drive to the airport I spend about K40,000 on gas in a small Toyota car. I wonder how much money is spent each time the president jets in or jets out at Lusaka International Airport. For arguments sake, lets say only about a hundred people, on average, go to welcome or say bye to the president and each of these “important” people drive their huge Toyota SUVs consuming about K80,000 worth of gas. That is K8 million spent on gas alone.
For some, K8 million may not seem to be a lot of money but this is money that could easily be saved and channeled to more deserving causes such as fire services, or ambulance services. Gas is not the only thing wasted when the president is escorted. There is probably cell phone usage and hundreds of government hours wasted. There are literally more than a hundred police men and women who parade the streets from Plot One to Lusaka International Airport several hours before the presidential motorcade drives by. That’s a lot of idle time for a poor country like ours.
Instead of all these ministers and government officials going to the airport to be part of the presidential cheerleading team I suggest that each time the president is leaving or coming–let them have mini-brainstorming sessions. It’s okay you can send one or two ministers to carry the president’s luggage but the rest of you need to be locked up in a meeting to brainstorm on real national issues. If you have never been in a brainstorming session please don’t worry just bring a pen and paper or your laptop. Brainstorm on how to revamp agriculture and use cost effective but efficient methods. Brainstorm about how you want to bring unemployment rate to maybe 30%. You do not have to admit this but, consider some of the opposition parties’ ideas and if you think they are brilliant then implement them. You will unlikely hear Sata or HH say, “hey wait a minute that was my idea, stop!” Instead they will work with you.
By the time the president comes back from Neverland, you would have come up not only with exciting proposals on these important issues but you would also have come up with implementation strategies. This, I hope, would excite the president and issue a decree that no more escorts to the airport.
Honestly, our leaders reduce themselves to be bootlickers to the appointing authority. If they know their job descriptions and capabilities vey well they do not have to parade the airport just to be recognized. During my years in the United States I really don’t remember seeing Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfield, Colin Powell or Condoleezza Rice parading to shake hands before George Bush boarded Air Force One. Although Bush would probably have loved it but there were better things to do. Can our leaders too find better things to do instead of being on the cheerleading team of the president?