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FIRST Lady Thadiwe Banda following proceedings during President Banda's pre-departure press briefing at Lusaka international airportAN unidentified peasant farmer from Chongwe transporting vegetables to the market on a bicycle along the Great East RoadPresident Rupiah Banda pulling out of the Presidential Mercedes Benz car before leaving for Addis Ababa at Lusaka international airportMundu Football’s Issa Juma (l) brings down Chiwanki Lyainga of Red Arrows during the African Confederation Cup game at Nkoloma stadium in LusakaEVANGELICAL Fellowship of Zambia executive director Paul Mususu praying over the vernacular Mbunda Bible, which was laucnhed in LusakaHIGH Court Judge Jane Kabuka is welcomed by Norhern province minister Charles Shawa for the official opening of 2009 High court session in KasamaMINES Minister Maxwell Mwale (l) with Stanbic bank Zambia managing director Joseph Chikolwa after a presentation on the minig sector in ZambiaLEADERS of Lusaka based NGOs that work to advance children's rights listen to Sport, Youth and Child development minister, Kenneth Chipungu during a stakeholders meeting in LusakaSPORT, Youth and Child Development Minister Kenneth Chipungu with Deputy Minister Angela Cifire talking to NGO leaders during a stakeholders meeting in LusakaUnder-20 swimmers leave the government complex after presenting their CANA Zone 4 under 20 regional swimming competition medals to Sports Youth and Child Development Minister Kenneth Chipungu in LusakaPRESIDENT Rupiah Banda and his entourage including FDD leader Edith Nawakwi following proceedings during the AU summit in Addis AbabaPresident Rupiah Banda addressing Zambians living in Ethiopia when he was hosted for a dinner at the residence of the Zambia's Amabssador to EthiopiaFirst Lady Thandiwe Banda meets her Ethiopian counterpart Azeb Mesfin and Secretary of Women Affairs Libyan Arab Jamayahirya Dr Huda Fathy Ben Aamir in EthiopiaMinistry of Health Director for Public Health and Research Victor Mukonka (r) and Red Cross Secretary General Charles Mushitu inspect donated items during a ceremony in Lusaka
I miss the greens in pic 2 %%-%%-%%-%%-%%-%%-%%-%%-
Pix #10
Dont we have any zambian black Swimmers??? anyway… whites rule
Yabaaah,
Baby C….I miss chibwaba, pic #2
Bruder L
Say the truth!! look closely at the picture! osa yopa
OK will just comment on two pictures. Chishimba’s girlfriend in picture 9 does is not as hot as she looked last time. Looks oldish here. Picture 13: Is it me or what? I think the first lady has low confidence written all over her face. Like a primary school kid who has been take to work by his daddy on a take your daughter to work day.
Oh I didn’t know we had an all white swimming team. That will be an issue here in SA. But Zambia is a great country, so anything goes.
The 1st lady looked like she had a heavy night of drinking and has got H.O 😕
15. Baby C
you will put me in problems iwe!! I want to leave long :d
Ask Nine Chale to comment!!
Angela Ci-fire.
Is it monopause already, why is the hair retracting so fast?
#14 Casey
Dont even mention it! Have you ever tasted Chibwabwa mixed with Impwa + Chikondya?? casey, Its yammmmmmY!!!
#19 casey
Ma! bazakumanga iwe! if Chishimba sees your comments, he will be upset with you!!!
Pic 1
The 1st lady in DEEP THOUGHTS. [-(
Pix 1 – looks like she already has a stroke. I hope we do not loose a fist lady this time around
#16
Bias and all type of “isms” are contant evils that man should constantly fight…being color blind can be very difficult. In UK, most people are now color blind, they look at the content of the character, not what color, region,tribe…..all these can be quite …….. you could be dissing a savoiur!
# Baby C
I am simply salivating…..I might “come” pliz God!
Is that Chishimba’s Angela imwe? :o:o:o:o
Some one tell me please!!
Baby C Answer quick!! Is that the lady?
No Comment until someone answers me!! I am freaking out :o:o:o:o
I need answers!!
Chishimba I hope for you that it is not her!!! :d
……this guy with chibwabwa in great east road, is that not a plain in the back ground? Just wondering :-??
Baby C i can read yo mind on pic #1,ukulu fye 1st and the sandal.25pin mu kamwala 1st Lady? [-([-([-([-(Nikisi am cant possible,the Ethiopian 1st Lady is the one even tho shes covered the beauty is showing.
Give credit where it is due people please. Thandiwe looks so much better in these pics than the previous ones. Over her self confidence, it is expected of her to be like that because of her educational background and exposure. With time she will catch up.
But 1st Lady needs up-grade ladies and gentlemen. :d
#24, try being Labour or Lib Dems or Tories Leader in your black skin and you will find out what the UK is like..Good luck. I would believe the US, not crap from UK. That is a place entrenched with institutional racism..and that is the worst my friend
Picture 9 !! Is that Chishimba’s Angela? :o:o:o:o:o
Who did her hair? :d
#Connie
What level is 1st lady academically! :-b
I meant aeroplain/aircraft or whatever they call it these days :d
Oooops the toes on the right foot on pic #1 :o:o:o=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))<:-p<:-p<:-p
VIVA FIRST LADY!!!!! ZAMBIA HAS NEVER LOOKED SO YOUNG ABROAD!!! VIVA FIRST LADY <:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p
#33 Shes got a certificate in primary school teaching but after leaving state house she wil be Dr T Banda :)):)):)):))<:-p<:-p
Queen Thandie <):)<):)**==**==
#31
It may not really be as you think….things have changed here a lot. we now have a first blackwoman as Judge..could be better than you think bro…
And one thing…black people have never really believed in themselves alot…because of segregation, but things have now changed alot…and with Obama, the change is exponential in UK as well. trust me!
#32
Bruder L bangonayila ka Angela nemwine. :o:o:o:o
Blimey! Who did her hair?:o:o:o
Umufulo tawawama guys.:((
#26 Bruder L
Exactly!!!!!
YEAH!!! QUEEN THANDIE!!!
LET US KEEP HER AS OUR FIRST LADY FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS!!
IT DOES NOT MATTER WHO NEXT PRESIDENT WILL BE ; LET US KEEP HER AS OUR FIRST LADY!!!
TALENT SHOWS SHOULD ALSO BE INTRODUCED IN ZAMBIA TO CHOSE A FIRST LADY!!!
THANDIWE IS ON THE THRON FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS AND THEN A TALENT SHOW SHOULD BE HELD TO CHOSE THE NEXT FIRST LADY!!
FIRST LADY SHOULD BE AN INSTITUTION OF IST OWN!!!
ZEDIANS GIVE ME SOME NOIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE!!! :(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|)=d>=d>=d>=d>=d>=d>=d>=d>
I like the chair in picture. If only it was my Angela sitting in it 😕
Iye ba kenneth Chimpungu ba kula ka $-)
Zoe!
:)):)):)) Bazakugwila iwe
I like the chair in picture #1. If only it was my Angela sitting in it 😕
3RqU
:-h! did anyone use my :o):o) after i left?
Ka Baby C taumposeshe ala! Ukusamwa! OK! :o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o)
Baby C is a bell end!
Zoe
Thandie looks like a nabwinga ku chicken party !!!!!! =))=))=))=))!! that attire yapwa kale mu fasho!!!
Alaa!
Most of you men here dissing 1st lady just need 2 pints of alcohol…you will start negotiating. Tiye ukoooo!!!
Those whites really look great in our national colours. Get me right, I’m not being racial, but just wondering why there’re no black or albino swimmers.
I think Thandie needs someone to jump start her confidence. It’s not all about education, look at Vera, she was booming with so much confidence everywhere she went despite her level of education & background. We need a Mactribouy type to do the work.
The chair looks too big for the 1st lady though. Way too big :d
With time, Tandie will have the confidence. Especially if she goes back to school. The only problem is her husband wont be president for too long. 2011 is around the corner. She actually looks much, much better than in the previous pics
Angela you need to do something on that hair stile!:d
Ok!!!! do you have a problem???? deal with it!!!! :o):o):o):o):o):o)
It is true
#51 Aha I know you :d
#49
Ok!!!! do you have a problem???? deal with it!!!!
:o):o):o):o):o)~:>
#56 whose question is that for?
Bane:
After all is said and done….beauty is in the eye of RB!
Baby C is 56 meant for me? 😮
Sister
Mama check # 49 and do what needs to be done!
Beauty is in the eye of RB, nachikwati chimasula ova! >:d<~o)
Ba first lady kwati nibanachisungu being lectured by alangizi!!
40. 3RqU
Iwe the Angela looks like she had some expired livingstone liquor!! :d
My best picture is the one with the Zambian Swimers presenting there medals to Minister of Sport and Child Development. Medals, Congrats keep it up. To our first Lady, best wishes.
1st lady, dress ija bana washer na boom detergent zoona??
Swimming team ya zambia, niba zungu beka beka? where are the black honiz?
LT topics so boring this week lets hope editor aza fika pa cockpit and enjoy himself and give us good topics pa Monday.
Otherwise, fellow bloggers enjoy your weekend. !st tika woneko tugelo pa sunnyside…..ok na maule! :d
3RqU
No Papa! Its meant for #49!!! some people have a problem with babyc!!
Baby C lace,in this day and era.Chicken parties are advanced mwana balapopoka ba nabwinga not tht cr…p in the pic. Owe our LT….Zonda uzalema.
Imweee!! finally we have a black Zambian Phelps in that Dumbo!!He will be a Gold Machine for us. Go Dumbo Go
Mulamu
=))=))=))=))=))=))
#58
Ohoooooh, OK!
Who am I, me tell dem suga, in a rush, who am i?
Actually me know no body here. Me am jus asleep!
Yaba
Sharp Shooter,
What are you toking!
70. Zoe and 72. Baby C .
Why ma setting guys,
Cant you see you have upset ba Thaniwe, afuna kulila.
Take it easy please.
#66 Bruder L.
:d
I thik it`s Chishimba who got some villager from Kasama to do my Angela`s hair. Someone must have told him kuli competition so kufyonaulafye.
All to keep 3RqU away!:d:d:d:d:d
Pliz Baby C.
Chill now!
It over, the person is no longer responding, nawu!
havent you heard of a saying ” Blacks cant swim.”
Now i believe it
Nice, informatative pictures LT. Thanks a lot & keep this tradition.
Ba Honey
Ok mama! i ve stopped! but she should improve on her dressing!!
LT is addictive.
you are jelousy of the first lady ,she looks very geogous
Casey
Ok! but if he continues…… :o):o):o)
Baby C,
Ba Thandiwe looks like our maid ku zed, are you sure this is the first lady?
Yabaaah,
Ni Friday, first tayenda kubapaisa!
Get the rollers and buckets of Ice!
Chao everybody!
I am out pc! :d
Baby C and Zoe, I am in North-Humberside….The Party Blazers Asylum, East Riding till…. mayo ine!
Later.
77. 3RqU
:-b
Angela -> pali Potential
Thandiwe -> pali Potential
gai xuexi le. ka jobeni ba monko.
Ba honey
you are right! but its not fair
I think the first lady has improved tremendously, It is always important to give credit where it is due.I belive that with time she will gain momentum and she get there that most of you will wish you met her before Sugar Daddy. 😕
#76 Ba Honey i cant help ok naleka=))=))=)):o:o:o:o
Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, Zoe
So this is why you are dising Mrs RB .
Dont hate Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, appreciate.
Ba honey
Maid wapa Zed alisamba these days!!!
#92 28 times mama. By the way Ba Honey mwachindisha fire in the morning wen i asked for yo email adres n wether u r a she or he. Nomba thats history.
Awe nangu niba connection RB kuti abafye :o:o:o:o:o
I think the First Lady looks OK. Am I missing something?:-?
Ba Honey surely wat is there 2appreciate on pic #1? The lace and the toes on the right foot that have gone in the opposite direction? Pliz mama we appreciate where it is due. On this nakana sana [-([-([-(Nikisi am cant possible. Do u see Dr Maureen Mwanawasa? Ulya ena ni|-)|-)|-)|-)silent. Thandie ena=))=))=))=))=))
Nine Chale
put put on your :-b and say what you see
Good afternon Everybody!
The first lady really looks good but lacks confidence.Imagine if RB’s late wife Hope Mwansa Makulu was still alive? She was more than confident to say the least.
Please i have a question to My bro 3RqU,sis baby C, mulamu and the rest of the bloggers in UK if by chance you know whwere INFECTECTED MEAT is? we used to graft very well. Is he still around?
i reallly miss him.
Baby C it seems things hav started goin sour here, lets cross over…. :o)<:-p
#97 Nine Chale.
Yes you are. I like the chair more than the person sat in it. :d:d
chibwabwa 😮 , i think LT should do somthing abt ID pics so we see how some of u look ,and wat you have on ur heads .
chibwabwa 😮 , i think LT should do somthing abt ID pics so we see how some of u look ,and wat you have on ur heads .
Ok
mwakubwafye!!!!!!! I’m looking good. :d
Baby C cross over twalapumwa kuno.
😮
#87 Casey Khisho,ee life enjoy papa…. <:-p<:-p<:-p
thandiwe, thaniwe, thaniwe washupa awe ubusuma bobe bwatuletelela. look all these fellow bloggers are talking about you.
#75(case khisho),i mean sunamuone Phelps watu taking the medal to the minister? by the way, how has been friday?
Baby C, 3RqU get to the point. Is it something to do with her complexion? The dressing is fine with me, though I think the national dress is appropriate at such functions.
#104, the idea of pics is good, maybe some will have their pics taken with a real ugly NOKIA phone……..
BRUDER L, are those U 20 swimmers a donation from Germany?:))
#112. Nine Chale
The dressing is fine. I just don`t want to come out like I am being awkward. :d
Thanks for the pics LT.
Next topic b4 we go 2pounce on the expired liquor.. <:-p<:-p
Sharp shooter
Hmmmmm! we decided to send him back home as his behaviour was getting out of hand!!! :d:d
3RqU and Nine Chale,what dressing is fine? Pliz u guys ok complexion is beta not dressing that lace na Mama Kankasa alifwalamo.
ba thandie ninshi lesi lesi e favourite
117. Zoe
Give the Lady the expired liquor,
This should sharpen her up.
Ba Honey, for real mama
Baby C:o):o)Have noticed me struggling for identity?
ZOE twala sanga expired liquor yapwa. Infact we have amatebeto tomorrow so the weekend is makali
97. Nine Chale,
You cant be serious.
The Lace makes her to look 50 years older.
She needs a stylist.
Baby C,i got.
Anyway INFECTED MEAT i know you are a good citizen and you will do just good for Zed.
…..Tandi, I dont like the facial expression. Whats up?
I think Thandie looks just as cute as Cinderella in that dress.:)>-
And I also think she also shares other things in common with Cinderella:
1. They both rose from ashes to riches.
2. They both faced negative feelings (jealousy?)
Don’t stone me please….I’m just thinking aloud.
:d
Firstly let someone build Thandi’s image, just like they did with RB. Definately she needs to boost her confidence.
2nd Pic – There are no planes on the great east road. Oooops! Maybe in the dreams of LT. This is at the airport not along great east road. Anyways, great Pic.
Angela Cifire has never been beautiful. Look at her when near you will be amazed that the lady stands on two sticks and not a woman’s legs. Not being sacarstic but just my observation. But surely she can do better with her hair style.
My first Lady looks wonderful :d
I am not being paid to say that [-x[-x[-x[-x[-x
RB and Thandie, hope you still have my Account!! Just in case you want to show a brother some Love :)>-
Pix # 3,only the leg you can see.Is that RB or what.LT not a good one sorry :((
The man in pic 10 must be loving all the young girls. Damn his so lucky………………. am sure he has different ones every night
Amagelo
update us on the fashion deficit facing our first lady
128. Nine Chale
Do not forget to post your account $-)$-)$-)$-)$-)$-)
RB has enough for both of us :-j:-j:-j:-j
SISTER u r rite, nomba job nayo naikosa. Am missing tht matebeto? :o:o:o Its Ok kaili expired liquor yalankotola imbafu,kunwafye..Non stop
133. Luapula Fish
There is nothing live fashion deficit here [-x[-x[-x
LT should just invest in new photo Cams with 100000000000000000 Pixels :-j:-j:-j:-j:-j:-j:-j
You are all missing the point!!
My Camera would make that lady shine!! :d
Under 20 Swimmers have 95% abana ba basungu only, GRZ schools now have no swimming pools like we used to in the 70% let alone no Council owns a public swimming pool in Zambia now. In Livingstone the former Provincial Minister conned the council by having a 25yrs lease but turned the only public pool into a cement depot and truck stop for her satanic business son. I wonder what the Minister of Sports, Youth & Child Development do? Anyway those swimmers look colour and congrats for the medals.
Police: Ist lady, you are under arest
Ist Lady: Why?
Police: Ist lady, you have brkoen the law
Ist Lady: What do you mean, what have i done wrong.
Police:You are not allowed to dress like a 70 yr old woman pose like that,
Ist Lady: But officert, do you know who i am?
Police:You look so old in that Pink lace.
Ist Lady:Officer, this is cool in chipata province.
Police: You must change now and promise not to dress like that.
Ist Lady: Ok Bwana, honey i need money to go shopping with Zoe and Baby C.
#134 J
Spot the expired liquor in pic 12 :o:o:o
BRUDER L you made me laugh! “Show a brother some Love!”:d
But honestly, I see nothing wrong with Thandie’s physical appearance on today’s pictures. I don’t like compliments, I would rather tell the truth;)
I wil never 4get LT,even if it were shut down 2day i wud stil remember all of u except pests i wont mention.NEXT TOPIC?????????
136. BRUDER L
Do you fancy the Ist lady, take her sheis yours.
Free of charge.
139. Spring Chicken
Picture Nambala 12!!!!
Expired Liquor and a happy President :o:o:o:o:o
I hope they did not carry him to his car after dinner!
Looks like he is asking that lady to dance with him!!!
She looks stronger than him!! Look at that Arm!! Mudala we go kutunshimbi for years to get a arm like that :o:o:o:o:o:o
:o:o:o:o:oFashion police
I have an arest warrant for :
141. Zoe
140. Nine Chale
136. BRUDER L
133. Luapula Fish
127. SISTER
Thandi has the potential to look fabulous but I dont fancy that material she wearing .As for Angela she requires a complete overhaul to improve her appearance
143. BRUDER L :o):o)
Do you want me to tell the others about you and Thandiwe?
144. Zoe
:d:d:d
I smell sum famous blogger in Fashion Police
#145 Fashion Police,
How do you arrest a brother who steps out in Fubu Jeans, Timbalands, Platinum Rolex & Prada Sweatshirts? Not to mention the Gucci scent which announces my presence a hundred miles before I appear…:d
:x8-|:x
enjoy your weekend
Ok now I get it. Edith Nawakwi is her stylist……….no wonder
You are all invited to a pajama party at state house tomorrow!!! :d
We need a guest list of invited guests and one for gate Crushers :d
Please bring your own pajama … I repeat bring your own pajama :d
153 contd!
A Lorry packed with the expired Liquor has just arrived at state house!!
All drinks on me people. Just feel at home :)>-
Hi Baby C,Zoe,3RqU,Nine Chale.Matworld,Sister,Luapula Fish and the rest. Im back guys and really missed you.
Fashion Police
Where did you get permission to use :o):o):o)??? some bloggers will suspect that maybe you are babyc !!!
154 On the door as Body Guards
Chishimba and the Lady in the Numbala 12 Picture (we can make use of those muscles)
please also bring your pajamas!! Thankyou
Fashion Police
Certainly ready to offer you a donation in kind, How about;
I will offer you a bribe
Dolce and Gabbbana shirt
G Unit Sneakers
Ecko Hoodies
Iced G Unit watch-bling ^:)^
Hi Baby C,Zoe,3RqU,Nine Chale.Matworld,Sister,Luapula Fish and the rest. Im back guys and really missed you.
I also smell an exsay in #150 <:-p<:-p Nine Chale ama chase u on yo ballies cabbin,na this be yo language abi?
#153 BRUDER l. Sorry we dont wear pajamas. We go to bed the way we were born. Any suggestions? I dont want to miss the fun at State House. Maybe you can bring an extra one for me
156. Baby C
But you didnt study fashion and police , did you?
158. Luapula Fish
I need to see if they are the real deal, not fake ones
Ok nice pics but for the 1st Lady. Is it the problem of the cameramen or that is just how Thandiwe is?
Rashid Jones >:d< where hav u been? I equally missed u...<:-p
Looking at the photos again, I see a couple of interesting things:
Is the Mercedes too high or our president too short? With my knee on that level, my foot is normally already touching the ground.
Probably an illusion, but it looks as if Juma broke his own left foot while trying to bring down Red Arrows’ Chiwanki.
And more interestingly, it’s the first multiracial Zambian team I’ve seen ever since I left Zed. That photo just shows me how long I’ve been away from home & how things have changed.
#155
:*:x
Rachid Jones
Whats up man
Someone claiming to be Mrs Jones has been misssing you big time
Anonymous
Well come on board
BRUDER L
Have you taken some time to watch Christopher Katongo in the Bundesliga?
Dolce and Gabbbana ? !! Only a certain type wear these!! I will not tell otherwise kuti waponta
:-t:-t:-t:-t:-t:-t:-t:-t:-t:
RASHID good to have you back. I missed you
149. Zoe
What do mean, who are you talking about?
Sister
Naughty!!
Bruder L
Some of us only have night dresses :o):o):o):o)=))=))
Fashion Police
I have studied a lot, that inclusive:o):o):o)
#165 Nine Chale, also the toes on the right foot in pic #1,is the last toe in the right position? Cant possible
Baby C…do you work or work on bloggs? you are like a prison…23 hour lockdown!!!
167. Luapula Fish
oh yes!! He is playing for Bielefeld!!
Nice Guy :d
Good pictures. Now let me have a look at them.
153. BRUDER L
Count me in My Man.
i will come naked or sorry i mean in my birthday suit.
#170 😮 mistaken identity my mind is already occupied wth expired liquor which is awaitng
Zoe
I was somewhere trying to sort out this thing they are calling “World Economic Crisis” How is Ba Moze?
161. SISTER
you can have Thandie’s Pajama !!
Baby C
No night dresses please coz some will start coming in rags !! :d
Okay I think the Pajama issue will be a big one!!
I suggest we order some from China!!
Wait let me call China :)]
Some1 has picked on :o):o):o):o):o):o):o)
Hi Rashid, where wenze you so long? We missed you too. 🙂
173. Recession
Why are saying that , you sound like deflation to me.
our first lady looks sick very sick and ba angela change your hair dresser 🙁
Rashid where have you been? :-w
Bruder L sorry but ba first lady bena kwati tesana we!:-?
First picture kwati cameraman alibacita twist face!:-?
Fashion Police
There is always a big risk when conducting business under the desk,no time for you to prove if they are or fake.
BRUNDER L
D and G is a famous design but too expensive
Oi! No one talks about my Angela. We know it`s Chishimba`s fault! 😮
177. Zoe
Go easy on that stuff, or you might loose your head.
179. BRUDER L
Should i bring some friends too
Enough with the pajama’s already! It’s friday and i have 8 cases of Red Label..where the house party at?Last time i gate crashed Statehouse, sinaitambe mushe!
Baby C is it you? Oh Rashid ba Moze went to Mazabuka since then no 1 has heard frm him.
185. Luapula Fish
I hope its not D and G from Dubai,
188. Ba Honey
Which friends? Maestro Hehehe? :d
Recession
I work on LT full time!!!! Any problem?????? I dont ask for money from you , do i? so i wll advise you to mind your own business other than poking your noise into other people’s……. :o):o):o):o):o)
Zoe
Looks like am liked here!!!!! :o):o)
People please stop attacking our first lady, there was no application for her to be first lady. she find s herself in that position due to her marriage and we should just support her and know that looking down on our fist lady will not take us anywhere. Who among you can say that all their relatives are highly educated? Lets desist from pulling each other down. Let’s ,ake this blog progressive and not simply a chatting place.
luapula fish! am not claiming to be mrs rashid jones. am the ONE.
Baby C, Zoe, Luapula Fish and Nine Chale
Its like we have new people around, please i need info about them, who is who?
185. Luapula Fish
191. Ba Honey
I was in Turkey last summer and there you get everything and very cheap!!
They say its better than the Original!! And yes its true… No difference!!
Name it you will buy it there without asking your bank or your wifey!! She will not even notice money is missing!!
For little money I tell you!!
3RqU
Am jelousy!!!! :-w:-w:o)
Bruder L iwe naine kwati apapena awe. I love the chair more the person sat in it. Seriously. :d
Ba Honey
There is no chance for Dubai products in most developed countries,its real Dolce and Gabbana from a D and G shop.
Mrs Rashid Jones
congrats >:d<
Rashid Jones
hello! Its really bad here! new bloggers are picking on old ones!! ulubuli lwachila!
Rashid, mwambwela pamozi naba mrs rashid?
200. 3RqU
That is a Man’s Sit!!!! :d
203 Seat!!!
#199. Iwe Baby C :o:o
I am not a jealousy person. I mean seriously, I have seen better. Baby C mwalimonapo impolopolo imwe?:o:o:o:o
Babay C sorry. Read your post #199 in bemba. (thought oyu said ama jealousy) Sorry.
For this I am allowed to use :o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o
Baby C sorry. Icibemba mumutwe. Sorry. :o):o):o)
#194 Baby C efyo yaba n sum1 was sayin u and i want to prevail over LT,kaya kaya kaya.
#196 Rashid there are new pipo here n they are coming wth a bang, struggling for identity so da best way 2avoid commotion is to ignore them <:-p<:-p<:-p
ZAMBIAN AFRICAN SWIMMERS ARE SCARED OF COCODILES.
Bruder L Yeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssss!
200. Yes numbala 200. Yes.
I MEAN CROCODILES
Rashid where were you?
Zoe taumposeshe ala! Ulishani kanshi?
Sorry Baby C, I only picked on you cause you sounded dumb…!!:d
209. chishupu
not scared [-x[-x[-x[-x
they have respect :d
214. Recession
Nomba wailetelela iwe :d
:-t:-t:-t:-t:-t:-t:-t:-t:-t:-t
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Friday !!
Drinking activities :d
<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p
Jonny Walker you are my best friend!! :*:*
Ku Zed kushele fye ba gelo.
CAN THEY GET AN IMAGE BUILDER FOR THE LADY. THE MAN IS NOW VERY SMART.
ENYOY YOUR WEEKEND
You cant have black Zambian Swimmers, where can you get a swimming pool with chlorin in Mandevu or chaisa,the ones in Roma and Kabulonga are used for poolside party’s and braii’s!
Recession
OH !!Ok! Am dumb just like you dear!!!! :o):o):o):*:x
Baby C you are just too reactive and emotional.Be compoesed.
I have never had a Zambian girl friend before!! Am I missing something ?
Guys pls update!! :d
224. BRUDER L
Where did you grow up?
Baby C is dumb! hahahahahahah!!! thats the joke of the day!!! :o):o):o):o):o).
Recession, you can say that again and again!! i no longer care! i have heard bigger words than your “dumb” !!! go on insult me more of you so wish!!! I have a lot of good friends on Lt and they simply make my day!!!!! :o):o):o):o)
GLOBAL RECESSION is OUT! Meet me right here next week Monday! Am now going to cause INFLATION at a bar!
One LUV Lady BABY C!!
Ntwenu
What have i done? so far ,4 bloggers have been on me today, i dont know why!!
Question: What do you hate about baby C????? is it the nama you hate or what?
FOLLOWING GLOBAL ECONOMIC RECESSION NOTICE TO ALL DEPENDANTS
Unavoidably, all domestic rules and regulations have been
revised as below and, under no circumstances is any
violation allowed.
1.The Kitchen and all pantries are declared
Restricted Zones. Entry and/or passage shall require
express permission from myself upon submission of written
request.
2.Breakfast is banned. This matter is not for
discussion.
3.Such food items as rice, chicken, butter, jam,
eggs, bread and milk are Restricted. Anyone intending to
eat any of such food, must write to Me in triplicate, with
three days notice, giving convincing nutritional reasons
backed by a qualified
3RqU am so sorry, swits sum new bloggers have dominated mwana so its rough seeing u..Nikafwafwa. Kalepuka friday njikata expired liquor here i cum….
Thoz that are in Livingstone meet mu Fairmount at 22hrs i will be in yellow dress,black tummy belt n black ankle boots <:-p<:-p<:-p
I think we have got a rat on here.
Baby C someone you know very well is playing about with you here. I have just looked. Just seen it.
I am out. :-?:-?
225. Anonymous
Came to Gelemani ant the age of 15 !!
dietician.
4.Watering with hoses is banned. Further, only
food-giving plants shall be watered. No lawns or flowers
shall receive water.For internal decoration, only plastic
and dry-flower arrangements shall be permitted.
5.Bathing in the morning is banned and limited to
5 litres of water per day per person, unless there are
medical reasons.
6.Security lights are being removed with immediate
effect.All dependants shall abide by an all-night
guard-duty roster I shall make available shortly.
7.No dependant shall entertain friends indoors,
far less attempt to offer food, drinks or even music.
Those who want their guests to listen to music shall sign for them
231. 3RqU
waya kwisa mudala?
Pls stay!! Baby C what have you done?
Some people should just learn to appreciate you! :)>-
Ok! then I understand. Yes, you are missing a lot.
#230 Zoe very funny. I think I have to charter a plane.
I am out. I am very disappointed today.
Bye everyone.
8->8->8->8->
Bruder L will write you an e-mail.
Peace :)>-
BRUDER L
Walikula bwino
At 13years I had my first girlfriend
Baby C
Dont mind the recession guy is just a come and go crap
#224 Meine Liebe Bruder L, Zambeziland will always have some good frau for you. Yah, you might be missing something. Check with family back home or in the diaspora.
In the mean time I accompany you with my prayer so that you may find the lucky gurl of Zambeziland. Alles Gute Bruder L
dietician.
4.Watering with hoses is banned.Further, only
food-giving plants shall be watered. No lawns or flowers
shall receive water. For internal decoration, only plastic
and dry-flower arrangements shall be permitted.
5.Bathing in the morning is banned and limited to
5 litres of water per day per person, unless there are
medical reasons.
6.Security lights are being removed with immediate
effect.All dependants shall abide by an all-night
guard-duty roster I shall make available shortly.
7.No dependant shall entertain friends indoors,
far less attempt to offer food, drinks or even music.
Those who want their guests to listen to music shall sing for them
I’m out of this debate. Too many scatological references for my taste.
8.No one is allowed to talk to officials from
Zesco, Council or Court Bailiffs; doing so shall carry an
instantaneous penalty of ejection from The House.
9.Anybody who breaks a glass, furniture or any
other property in The House, shall immediately have to seek
temporary employment somewhere to earn money to replace such
broken item(s).
10.All visitors intending to spend a night/week or
more shall apply in triplicate and give two months notice,
with an endorsement from their town Mayor, Village Headman
or Church Priest, giving convincing reasons why they can’t
stay home. All applications must be accompanied by bank
statements to show that the visitor has means too survive :((
Baby C, you are a good girl/woman but my concern was about how reactive you are? we ned you on the blog.try to be open-minded and accept bloggers with divergent views be it negative or positive.You cant be appreciated by everyone!
In the picture Thandiwe is trying to be young at the same time mature. The compromise made her look like she had “babalazi”. She must be allowed to date young ones then she will be balanced.
Awe nomba am dry!! :d
Ok guys see you monday. Bena Recession Balefyaya ukushupa namona. I will sort out him out next week because he is the same chap pretending to be a Mrs Rashid Jones. Enjoy your weekend guys
:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o
nomba nashala neka !!
I hate weekends :((:((:((:((:((:((
Pic 2 Chibwabwa :((:((:((:((:((:(( I should cry too much though. I found frozen katapa na tute in an a shop run by Indians. I hope te matambula!!!
Pic 5. Theologians help, does one pray over a Bible. I was of the thought the All powerful Word sanctifies us and not the other way round?
Nine Chale, Bruder L, Rashid, Zoe, Sister, 3RqU, Luapula breams……
I ve had enough for today guys! ubushiku inkafwa elo bamo bakasekelamo! Nice weekend! drink responsibly!!!! :* love ya all!!!
BRUDER L
Get some Wezein beer and may be invite a girl next door
255. Luapula Fish
Good Idea!! Anyways I am busy until 20hrs and then <:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p
Weizen beer is a must!!! :d
Thandiwe looks very unconfortable. I guess she’s not as educated and confident as Maureen Mwanawasa. Her age also does not help.
Those of you wondering were the black zambian swimmers are go to the under 20 beer drinking contest you ll find plenty of them there.This is one sport we guard jealously in Zed.
@258
The issue of black swimmers has been a source of debates for a long time. Even in the States, there are few black swimmers at Michael Phelps level. Others have attributed lack of swimming skills in blacks as genetical. At one time there a Professor did carry out a research to ascertain why they are very few black in this sport despite huge successes in splinting. Studies seem to be inclusive, but in Luapula there are so many small boys who are gurus at swimming ,I don’t know why they don’t make it at a higher level. May be Luapula fish can answer for us.
LT should be reporting correctly! Do we have an AIRPORT very very close to GREAT EAST ROAD? The guy carry “CHIBWABWA” on a bicycle is approximately 100-200 metres away from a PLANE! Is that surely GREAT EAST ROAD or Lusaka International Airport?
Anyway, great pictures!
Pic 5 busy [-o<[-o<[-o<[-o<[-o<[-o<[-o<[-o<
But despite the success of swimmers like Muhammad, 2004 silver medalist Maritza
Correia and 2000 gold medalist Anthony Irvin, no African American athlete has become a national face for minorities in swimming. And until that happens, the swimming pool remains the final frontier for minority athletes.
The lack of minority participation in competitive swimming is not the only problem, or even the most serious one. Lack of exposure to swimming leads to drowning rates that are three times higher for minority children than for whites. It’s a trend Muhammad can’t ignore.
“Swimming gets this reputation as kind of being the country club sport,” Muhammad says. “It’s a crucial life skill, though.
a quote for you all ‘food for thought on swimming’
But despite the success of swimmers like Muhammad, 2004 silver medalist Maritza
Correia and 2000 gold medalist Anthony Irvin, no African American athlete has become a national face for minorities in swimming. And until that happens, the swimming pool remains the final frontier for minority athletes.
The lack of minority participation in competitive swimming is not the only problem, or even the most serious one. Lack of exposure to swimming leads to drowning rates that are three times higher for minority children than for whites. It’s a trend Muhammad can’t ignore.
“Swimming gets this reputation as kind of being the country club sport,” Muhammad says. “It’s a crucial life skill, though. N
“Swimming gets this reputation as kind of being the country club sport,” Muhammad says. “It’s a crucial life skill, though. No one dies from not being
able to play basketball.”
#259 its all about interest period.How many blacks are playing tennis,golf,swimming at professional level very few why it has nothing to do with racism or whatever politics u think of its simply interest.Zambian parents dont even encourage their children to partcipate in sport.Venus,Tiger,Serena and Lewis etc would not have made it in their respective fields if they believed that certain sport disciplines are not for blacks.
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off topic
To all baby c haters, what has the poor girl ever to you? Baby c is one person who bloggers like picking on. left me wondering whether she dissed you before. Leave her alone.
Baby c, you go girl!
I like the second photograph as it shows how our serious people (the peasant farmers) are suffering. But, beleive you me, that man feeds you and I. I wished Sata could work with such people and help them produce more. Now these PF cadres he buys beer, they commit crimes after drinking his opaque beer and offend people with the Pabwatoo noise. RB help that young man please!!
-Lady Thandie looks good in here, only her legs are slowly resembling ‘lady Chizas legs’
-The man on the bicycle,
that is Chiwawa, I had fya kusashila lelo. good old nutritious taste- Nostalgic, mmmmm
-Ba yama bena ba RB, ni pembela ntushe pa kufuma mu motorcade, ala bwafya.
-Angela Chifire is naturally bald. No further comment.
-Ba Thandie na ba first lady banabo, you give a small hug.. bena ni wakumaboko, please enlighten her on this one.
>:d<
270. Cutey/wifey
how are you?
Iwe LT there is no airport on Great East Road. That chibwabwa man must be on Airport road (or whatever it is called)
#271,
I am good, and you?
Was too busy with higher duties today…(work as usual). 8-}
273. Cutey/wifey
am also in the office for the next 90 Minutes!! Just can not wait to get out of here!
Everyone is gone for the weekend!!
LT is empty
>:)>:)>:)b-(b-(@-)@-)
Try to Cut, copy the ‘Lady’on the first picture, replace the vegetables and paste the Lady on the carrier for the fella on the second picture. Then you have a Zambian Picasso !
Goodevening Bloggers !
276. Ba Dr Maureen
good evening ba Maureen!!
I am waiting for your comments apa! :d
OBSERVATIONS BY BA Dr MAUREEN
Pic 3. Look closely kulu sokoshi.
Pic 5 . Chief Shawa (Libs for Lads )
Pic 9. Ba Angela imishishi shambila kulokobo
Pic 10. Check the ‘coaches’ track bottom. Chinshi chilya chituntumene pantanshi ?
Pic 11. Umu guys (Super Delegate) kunuma yakwa NS ali flat !|-)
Second Last…I wont compare
BRUDER ! Whats up. This snow is killing me here. Radiator has malfunctioned, Landlord is sloppy etc
BA LT where iz ma F#@!$$$ comment???????????
Will be back gone out for Pizza
#276, Ba Maureen,
Benifye bwino. umunenu amonekako bwino lelo imwe ku musashila.. Tapali filubene pali Thandie muli picture uyu.
Abanenu kabalikako ilelo, amolufye ya palile kwati ya kwa lady Chizas legs..
Good evening to you.
The picture depicting a vegetable vendor along Great East road does not add up.Exactly which spot was it taken “along great east road” i see a plane in the background-i know i have been away for a long time and wondering exactly which spot on great east road DO WE SEE the airport.please help me!
Ever wondered wehy the USA basketball team is mostly black? Ever wondered why top sprinters in the world are black? So stop asking why the Zambian swimming team is mostly white….There should never be any AFFIRMATIVE ACTION in sport. If black Zambians are not good in swimming so be it. If the national cricket team is made of Asian Zambians so be it. It is either you are good or your not. There is nothing to mourn about!
And why the French Footbal team is Black?
Hey Gigolo,Nkosi, Ba Honey, Cutey/Wifey( woman of valour) and others feel free to exhaust this topic on this forumn
zambiana.proboards86.com/index.cgi
Blessed weekend
#286,First njipusheko, nga imwe mwafuma kwisa??
Awee ifwee L.T. ya liwamisha sana. A very informative site indeed.Wouldn’t want to be anywhere else.. We would have ‘defected long ago’ the way party cadres do.
Back to pics..
Iam still concerned about Thandie today, those legs.. if they were in full fledged shoes with some nice silky tights??? could have been better….Not ifyi iyooo. :o:o
#286′
Kind of you to award me the ‘valour award’
God blees you. Walk in the light always.
Big Thank you again.
=d>
Does the First Lady have a Personal Shopper or Fashion Consultant? I would propose that Maureen Mwanawasa be her Fashion Consultant briefly. Ba Maureen knew how to dress. Not hating on ba First Lady……
#287 Te molu, mikonso !
Who is this Pastor J that wants to ‘poach’ bloggers from LT ?
#289 Thank you
#90, Sorry, nachilabako…
Iam over and out for now.
see ya! :-h:-
#290,Sorry nachilabako…
Iam over and out for now.
see ya! :-h
Ba Dr Maureen & Virtous Cutey/Wifey
Am a regular and ardent contributer here, just thought Zambians are passionate and committed to the motherland that’s when ‘WE’ thought of this little idea,
some of the ideas typed here in the form of jokes are very progressive, not that people should migrate but they can meet at a place deliberate more on some of these ideas,
after all the maximum a story stays here as a headline is approx 3 days max, after that both the story and comments disappear, you have to dig up for it to read the comments.
Hence the necessity for the other site.
May Yahweh’s favour precede your paths
Juian(D.T.R)
Nice to know Zambians in the Comments
Please send away those haters [-o<[-o<[-o<[-o<[-o<[-o<
#292, meant for #290.
#294,
How do you measure and judge one to be virtous??
Just brainstorming in here.
Sorry that others are fast asleep when its 10.00AM in the morning for me… :-?:-?
Cutey..
I am still awake :)>-
That is the airport road by the turning that takes you to The North Rd & Chisamba…..
Thandi looks improved, especially in the first picture. I think she is trying to look the part. We should give credit where it is due. Does anyone know what her educational background is like?
picture #10 the girls (swimmers) are better dressed than ba zambia.
Whoever says the first lady is a youngster must be a big joker,look at her face!!!
Charles Shawa, the struggling folk musician, efyo enine kwati chitumbuwa.
#301, ST. She is a primary school teacher trained at Chipata Teachers training College.
303. Jigga
What do you expect if her face is to reflect her Country’s condition? :-j:-j:-j:-j:-j:-j
Chansoni mudala!! its a shame:((
Pic 1..dats ma future baby mama
LT I commend you for your pictures. Definitely there was descent thinking in organising them.
Lovely weekend guys.
did the first lady took some shake shake Or ????????? Kachaso…..???
something is bitter in her mouth.please help
yaba:((
i think we are serous in need of 1 image builder… ha
Are these zambian swimmers OR ???? what????
PIC I# Before departure thinking of what happened on the Hudson river :-?:-?:-?
I SAW BA RUPIAH ON HIS WAY TO ADDIS ABABA, HE FIRST PASSED BY ANGOLA. IS HE BACK? LOVELY WEEK END TO ALL
YES he is back ,he is busy plaining next tour,it might be Gaza:o:o:o:o:o:o
I THINK HE HAS GAINED WEIGHT, AND CAN SOME OVER THERAE TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO THE YOUNG MAN WHO WAS TRAPPED WITH 2 ENERGIZER BATTERIES IN SHOPRITE.
I MEAN OVER THERE
LT Editor thanks for the pics. They speak louder than words. I feel homesick. Can’t help it. kwa ndu, ni kwa ndu (Home is home).
Nomba, now, leteniko ilyashi na ma pitures ya DUAL CITIZENSHIP. By chance on UKZAMBIANS, I Listened to LET THE PIPO TALK programme which was done by Frank Mutubila – Nov. I was left in no doubt that Zambeziland ought tap on the human and financial resources of her people who are earning abroad. Ghana, Kenya, Uganda, India are good examples.
DUAL CITIZENSHIP:((DUAL CITIZENSHIP=d>DUAL CITIZENSHIP^:)^[-o<
LET THE PHOTOGRAPHER GOSSIP TO ME WHAT THE FIRST LADY LOOKED AT AS SHE POSSED FOR THE PHOTO. IF WERE ONLY KA POZE THEN TELL HER IT’S OUTDATED.
The best photo bane is the guy on a bike nachibwabwa pa carrier. It really exemplfies our poverty and development levels. Take it or leave, 70% of Zambians live on less than a dollar per day. The truth pains but that’s the real Zambia for us.
High Court Judge Jane Kabuka resembles prof. Nkandu Luo.
S T, If that road is the one going to chisamba it should not be then”GREAT EAST ROAD- Pardon me, i just hate misinformation.
This brings to point some of the comments on this site that are degenarating into jokes and comedy, i wonder if that was the intended goal of Lusaka Times.Zambians, we are never ever serious with issues.It would be worthwhile to discuss matters that are worth discussing. I personaly feel it is a height of folly to tell us about a chibwabwa biker who lives on less than a dollar a day. Many people will agree this does not help anybody,not even the writer.the question that comes to mind is, who are we trying to inform?we all know the poverty levels in Zambia.BE serious!
Madam TB (Thandiwe fimo fimo )
Nyama Soya
George ‘Treason’ Duiker
Ronnie Mpuno
Angela Chif…Bilomo
Veep Red Lip
Sata Naleka Dobo
Pule ‘Yapa Dress’ Pule
Katele ‘Microsoft’ Kalumba(MCSE)
Brian ‘asobesa unga’ Chituwo
Mike ‘kabwatabwata’
Bert Namulambe ‘Witchcraft’
dual citizenship please
#312. Diversity!
Do not be surprised when you see my son Musonda Musonda representing England at the world cup finals in 8 years time. The world has moved on.
How about a certain Obama in White House! Grow up.
I understand women with bilomo like angela’s also do have bilomo down there too
#326 Are you an imposter
The veges in the pix are pumpkin leaves :d
Dual Citizenship please :)>-
Ma swining costume pa Zed ni yo dula. Only the whites can afford
Again !! Dual Citizenship Please :)>-
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Hey LT publish my comments why honestly why? Be transparent okey.
The farmer was not on Great East road but Airport Road near Kasisi turn-off comining from the nearby farms.
Thandiwe has a certificate in edu, diploma in edu. from Chalimbana,and a degree in Education from AIBT Australian versity. this is 4 the info of those ignorant about her ed. b/ground. especially connie, casey khisho and KaZoe. talk about what you know
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Some of you guys just have a certificates in Zambia Registered Nursing. Let us contribute reasonably.
Picture 10
Where are our children? SAD
t
NICE PICTURES WEL DONE LT
The Way I understand the DUAL Citizenship issue being illegal in Zambia is that it was designed during Kaunda’s time to check against both economic and political sabotage mainly by Zambians of Asian origin (royal to UK and India) and Boers (royal to Rhodesia’s Ian Smith and South Africa’s Verwoed Vorster). Then along the way Zaireans, Somalians and Senegalese joined in the band wagon mainly for illicit trade and emigration to Canada, USA, Europe and UK. Ofcourse KK wanted to also catch a few Zambians who were against his socialist policies. Ofcourse almost all these issues are now moriband. Chiluba was a bit apprehensive and I believe with his arrogance he could have changed the Law. :d//:):o
Thandiwe’s qualifications;
Well, well, well! It is the culture of the Zambians in Political circles to hide their qualifications! I have Sata in mind! This leaves room for speculation and guess work. But I like Rupiah’s qualifications although he has not used them much and so according to Neuropsychology, the chances are that the education has turned stale. 8-|/:)
Nice pictures..I was also wondering about the chibwabwa at the airstripe, i dont think thats great east road, more like the old airpot near kalingalinga/kabulonga area
Ha Our first lady really look superb Manje bantu boza ati she was born in 1981 ha imwe why do you like jokes she was born in 1976 why muliso ha you just agree with whatever printed things you browse through or hear….
# 341.
where did you get it that she was born in 76.
Good question! That means she is 33 and this is versus 71 not bad!
Ba yopa ndani kasi aba amai? Pic 1
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well, well, well
Have a nice weekend
Very nice pictures!!
WOW!
Ma!!!!
Ma!!!!
Wow
Bruder L
Comment on Pix # 13 :d
Nice photos
Pix # 1!
Ukakamba ati babyc akamba! so comment reserved
Does Angela Chifire has hair in her head?
7. Baby C
Our first Lady looks superb !!
:d
I miss the greens in pic 2 %%-%%-%%-%%-%%-%%-%%-%%-
Pix #10
Dont we have any zambian black Swimmers??? anyway… whites rule
Yabaaah,
Baby C….I miss chibwaba, pic #2
Bruder L
Say the truth!! look closely at the picture! osa yopa
OK will just comment on two pictures. Chishimba’s girlfriend in picture 9 does is not as hot as she looked last time. Looks oldish here. Picture 13: Is it me or what? I think the first lady has low confidence written all over her face. Like a primary school kid who has been take to work by his daddy on a take your daughter to work day.
Oh I didn’t know we had an all white swimming team. That will be an issue here in SA. But Zambia is a great country, so anything goes.
The 1st lady looked like she had a heavy night of drinking and has got H.O 😕
15. Baby C
you will put me in problems iwe!! I want to leave long :d
Ask Nine Chale to comment!!
Angela Ci-fire.
Is it monopause already, why is the hair retracting so fast?
#14 Casey
Dont even mention it! Have you ever tasted Chibwabwa mixed with Impwa + Chikondya?? casey, Its yammmmmmY!!!
#19 casey
Ma! bazakumanga iwe! if Chishimba sees your comments, he will be upset with you!!!
Pic 1
The 1st lady in DEEP THOUGHTS. [-(
Pix 1 – looks like she already has a stroke. I hope we do not loose a fist lady this time around
#16
Bias and all type of “isms” are contant evils that man should constantly fight…being color blind can be very difficult. In UK, most people are now color blind, they look at the content of the character, not what color, region,tribe…..all these can be quite …….. you could be dissing a savoiur!
# Baby C
I am simply salivating…..I might “come” pliz God!
Is that Chishimba’s Angela imwe? :o:o:o:o
Some one tell me please!!
Baby C Answer quick!! Is that the lady?
No Comment until someone answers me!! I am freaking out :o:o:o:o
I need answers!!
Chishimba I hope for you that it is not her!!! :d
……this guy with chibwabwa in great east road, is that not a plain in the back ground? Just wondering :-??
Baby C i can read yo mind on pic #1,ukulu fye 1st and the sandal.25pin mu kamwala 1st Lady? [-([-([-([-(Nikisi am cant possible,the Ethiopian 1st Lady is the one even tho shes covered the beauty is showing.
Give credit where it is due people please. Thandiwe looks so much better in these pics than the previous ones. Over her self confidence, it is expected of her to be like that because of her educational background and exposure. With time she will catch up.
But 1st Lady needs up-grade ladies and gentlemen. :d
#24, try being Labour or Lib Dems or Tories Leader in your black skin and you will find out what the UK is like..Good luck. I would believe the US, not crap from UK. That is a place entrenched with institutional racism..and that is the worst my friend
Picture 9 !! Is that Chishimba’s Angela? :o:o:o:o:o
Who did her hair? :d
#Connie
What level is 1st lady academically! :-b
I meant aeroplain/aircraft or whatever they call it these days :d
Oooops the toes on the right foot on pic #1 :o:o:o=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))<:-p<:-p<:-p
VIVA FIRST LADY!!!!! ZAMBIA HAS NEVER LOOKED SO YOUNG ABROAD!!! VIVA FIRST LADY <:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p
#33 Shes got a certificate in primary school teaching but after leaving state house she wil be Dr T Banda :)):)):)):))<:-p<:-p
Queen Thandie <):)<):)**==**==
#31
It may not really be as you think….things have changed here a lot. we now have a first blackwoman as Judge..could be better than you think bro…
And one thing…black people have never really believed in themselves alot…because of segregation, but things have now changed alot…and with Obama, the change is exponential in UK as well. trust me!
#32
Bruder L bangonayila ka Angela nemwine. :o:o:o:o
Blimey! Who did her hair?:o:o:o
Umufulo tawawama guys.:((
#26 Bruder L
Exactly!!!!!
YEAH!!! QUEEN THANDIE!!!
LET US KEEP HER AS OUR FIRST LADY FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS!!
IT DOES NOT MATTER WHO NEXT PRESIDENT WILL BE ; LET US KEEP HER AS OUR FIRST LADY!!!
TALENT SHOWS SHOULD ALSO BE INTRODUCED IN ZAMBIA TO CHOSE A FIRST LADY!!!
THANDIWE IS ON THE THRON FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS AND THEN A TALENT SHOW SHOULD BE HELD TO CHOSE THE NEXT FIRST LADY!!
FIRST LADY SHOULD BE AN INSTITUTION OF IST OWN!!!
ZEDIANS GIVE ME SOME NOIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE!!! :(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|)=d>=d>=d>=d>=d>=d>=d>=d>
I like the chair in picture. If only it was my Angela sitting in it 😕
Iye ba kenneth Chimpungu ba kula ka $-)
Zoe!
:)):)):)) Bazakugwila iwe
I like the chair in picture #1. If only it was my Angela sitting in it 😕
3RqU
:-h! did anyone use my :o):o) after i left?
Ka Baby C taumposeshe ala! Ukusamwa! OK! :o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o)
Baby C is a bell end!
Zoe
Thandie looks like a nabwinga ku chicken party !!!!!! =))=))=))=))!! that attire yapwa kale mu fasho!!!
Alaa!
Most of you men here dissing 1st lady just need 2 pints of alcohol…you will start negotiating. Tiye ukoooo!!!
Those whites really look great in our national colours. Get me right, I’m not being racial, but just wondering why there’re no black or albino swimmers.
I think Thandie needs someone to jump start her confidence. It’s not all about education, look at Vera, she was booming with so much confidence everywhere she went despite her level of education & background. We need a Mactribouy type to do the work.
The chair looks too big for the 1st lady though. Way too big :d
With time, Tandie will have the confidence. Especially if she goes back to school. The only problem is her husband wont be president for too long. 2011 is around the corner. She actually looks much, much better than in the previous pics
Angela you need to do something on that hair stile!:d
Ok!!!! do you have a problem???? deal with it!!!! :o):o):o):o):o):o)
It is true
#51 Aha I know you :d
#49
Ok!!!! do you have a problem???? deal with it!!!!
:o):o):o):o):o)~:>
#56 whose question is that for?
Bane:
After all is said and done….beauty is in the eye of RB!
Baby C is 56 meant for me? 😮
Sister
Mama check # 49 and do what needs to be done!
Beauty is in the eye of RB, nachikwati chimasula ova! >:d<~o)
Ba first lady kwati nibanachisungu being lectured by alangizi!!
40. 3RqU
Iwe the Angela looks like she had some expired livingstone liquor!! :d
My best picture is the one with the Zambian Swimers presenting there medals to Minister of Sport and Child Development. Medals, Congrats keep it up. To our first Lady, best wishes.
1st lady, dress ija bana washer na boom detergent zoona??
Swimming team ya zambia, niba zungu beka beka? where are the black honiz?
LT topics so boring this week lets hope editor aza fika pa cockpit and enjoy himself and give us good topics pa Monday.
Otherwise, fellow bloggers enjoy your weekend. !st tika woneko tugelo pa sunnyside…..ok na maule! :d
3RqU
No Papa! Its meant for #49!!! some people have a problem with babyc!!
Baby C lace,in this day and era.Chicken parties are advanced mwana balapopoka ba nabwinga not tht cr…p in the pic. Owe our LT….Zonda uzalema.
Imweee!! finally we have a black Zambian Phelps in that Dumbo!!He will be a Gold Machine for us. Go Dumbo Go
Mulamu
=))=))=))=))=))=))
#58
Ohoooooh, OK!
Who am I, me tell dem suga, in a rush, who am i?
Actually me know no body here. Me am jus asleep!
Yaba
Sharp Shooter,
What are you toking!
70. Zoe and 72. Baby C .
Why ma setting guys,
Cant you see you have upset ba Thaniwe, afuna kulila.
Take it easy please.
#66 Bruder L.
:d
I thik it`s Chishimba who got some villager from Kasama to do my Angela`s hair. Someone must have told him kuli competition so kufyonaulafye.
All to keep 3RqU away!:d:d:d:d:d
Pliz Baby C.
Chill now!
It over, the person is no longer responding, nawu!
picture #10 abaiche ifima regional tournaments ekufwa efyo bafiwinner, pamaolympics pena twabwelapofye.
13. Baby C ,
havent you heard of a saying ” Blacks cant swim.”
Now i believe it
Nice, informatative pictures LT. Thanks a lot & keep this tradition.
Ba Honey
Ok mama! i ve stopped! but she should improve on her dressing!!
LT is addictive.
you are jelousy of the first lady ,she looks very geogous
Casey
Ok! but if he continues…… :o):o):o)
Baby C,
Ba Thandiwe looks like our maid ku zed, are you sure this is the first lady?
Yabaaah,
Ni Friday, first tayenda kubapaisa!
Get the rollers and buckets of Ice!
Chao everybody!
I am out pc! :d
Baby C and Zoe, I am in North-Humberside….The Party Blazers Asylum, East Riding till…. mayo ine!
Later.
77. 3RqU
:-b
Angela -> pali Potential
Thandiwe -> pali Potential
gai xuexi le. ka jobeni ba monko.
Ba honey
you are right! but its not fair
I think the first lady has improved tremendously, It is always important to give credit where it is due.I belive that with time she will gain momentum and she get there that most of you will wish you met her before Sugar Daddy. 😕
Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, ZoeZoe, Zoe, Zoe, Zoe
Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, ZoeZoe, Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, ZoeZoe, Zoe, Zoe, Zoe Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, Zoe.
Mwana you are crazy.
How many times have i called you .
Do you like RB?
#76 Ba Honey i cant help ok naleka=))=))=)):o:o:o:o
Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, Zoe
So this is why you are dising Mrs RB .
Dont hate Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, appreciate.
Ba honey
Maid wapa Zed alisamba these days!!!
#92 28 times mama. By the way Ba Honey mwachindisha fire in the morning wen i asked for yo email adres n wether u r a she or he. Nomba thats history.
Awe nangu niba connection RB kuti abafye :o:o:o:o:o
I think the First Lady looks OK. Am I missing something?:-?
Ba Honey surely wat is there 2appreciate on pic #1? The lace and the toes on the right foot that have gone in the opposite direction? Pliz mama we appreciate where it is due. On this nakana sana [-([-([-(Nikisi am cant possible. Do u see Dr Maureen Mwanawasa? Ulya ena ni|-)|-)|-)|-)silent. Thandie ena=))=))=))=))=))
Nine Chale
put put on your :-b and say what you see
Good afternon Everybody!
The first lady really looks good but lacks confidence.Imagine if RB’s late wife Hope Mwansa Makulu was still alive? She was more than confident to say the least.
Please i have a question to My bro 3RqU,sis baby C, mulamu and the rest of the bloggers in UK if by chance you know whwere INFECTECTED MEAT is? we used to graft very well. Is he still around?
i reallly miss him.
Baby C it seems things hav started goin sour here, lets cross over…. :o)<:-p
#97 Nine Chale.
Yes you are. I like the chair more than the person sat in it. :d:d
chibwabwa 😮 , i think LT should do somthing abt ID pics so we see how some of u look ,and wat you have on ur heads .
chibwabwa 😮 , i think LT should do somthing abt ID pics so we see how some of u look ,and wat you have on ur heads .
Ok
mwakubwafye!!!!!!! I’m looking good. :d
Baby C cross over twalapumwa kuno.
😮
#87 Casey Khisho,ee life enjoy papa…. <:-p<:-p<:-p
thandiwe, thaniwe, thaniwe washupa awe ubusuma bobe bwatuletelela. look all these fellow bloggers are talking about you.
#75(case khisho),i mean sunamuone Phelps watu taking the medal to the minister? by the way, how has been friday?
Baby C, 3RqU get to the point. Is it something to do with her complexion? The dressing is fine with me, though I think the national dress is appropriate at such functions.
#104, the idea of pics is good, maybe some will have their pics taken with a real ugly NOKIA phone……..
BRUDER L, are those U 20 swimmers a donation from Germany?:))
#112. Nine Chale
The dressing is fine. I just don`t want to come out like I am being awkward. :d
Thanks for the pics LT.
Next topic b4 we go 2pounce on the expired liquor.. <:-p<:-p
Sharp shooter
Hmmmmm! we decided to send him back home as his behaviour was getting out of hand!!! :d:d
3RqU and Nine Chale,what dressing is fine? Pliz u guys ok complexion is beta not dressing that lace na Mama Kankasa alifwalamo.
ba thandie ninshi lesi lesi e favourite
117. Zoe
Give the Lady the expired liquor,
This should sharpen her up.
Ba Honey, for real mama
Baby C:o):o)Have noticed me struggling for identity?
ZOE twala sanga expired liquor yapwa. Infact we have amatebeto tomorrow so the weekend is makali
97. Nine Chale,
You cant be serious.
The Lace makes her to look 50 years older.
She needs a stylist.
Baby C,i got.
Anyway INFECTED MEAT i know you are a good citizen and you will do just good for Zed.
…..Tandi, I dont like the facial expression. Whats up?
I think Thandie looks just as cute as Cinderella in that dress.:)>-
And I also think she also shares other things in common with Cinderella:
1. They both rose from ashes to riches.
2. They both faced negative feelings (jealousy?)
Don’t stone me please….I’m just thinking aloud.
:d
Firstly let someone build Thandi’s image, just like they did with RB. Definately she needs to boost her confidence.
2nd Pic – There are no planes on the great east road. Oooops! Maybe in the dreams of LT. This is at the airport not along great east road. Anyways, great Pic.
Angela Cifire has never been beautiful. Look at her when near you will be amazed that the lady stands on two sticks and not a woman’s legs. Not being sacarstic but just my observation. But surely she can do better with her hair style.
My first Lady looks wonderful :d
I am not being paid to say that [-x[-x[-x[-x[-x
RB and Thandie, hope you still have my Account!! Just in case you want to show a brother some Love :)>-
Pix # 3,only the leg you can see.Is that RB or what.LT not a good one sorry :((
The man in pic 10 must be loving all the young girls. Damn his so lucky………………. am sure he has different ones every night
Amagelo
update us on the fashion deficit facing our first lady
128. Nine Chale
Do not forget to post your account $-)$-)$-)$-)$-)$-)
RB has enough for both of us :-j:-j:-j:-j
SISTER u r rite, nomba job nayo naikosa. Am missing tht matebeto? :o:o:o Its Ok kaili expired liquor yalankotola imbafu,kunwafye..Non stop
133. Luapula Fish
There is nothing live fashion deficit here [-x[-x[-x
LT should just invest in new photo Cams with 100000000000000000 Pixels :-j:-j:-j:-j:-j:-j:-j
You are all missing the point!!
My Camera would make that lady shine!! :d
Under 20 Swimmers have 95% abana ba basungu only, GRZ schools now have no swimming pools like we used to in the 70% let alone no Council owns a public swimming pool in Zambia now. In Livingstone the former Provincial Minister conned the council by having a 25yrs lease but turned the only public pool into a cement depot and truck stop for her satanic business son. I wonder what the Minister of Sports, Youth & Child Development do? Anyway those swimmers look colour and congrats for the medals.
Police: Ist lady, you are under arest
Ist Lady: Why?
Police: Ist lady, you have brkoen the law
Ist Lady: What do you mean, what have i done wrong.
Police:You are not allowed to dress like a 70 yr old woman pose like that,
Ist Lady: But officert, do you know who i am?
Police:You look so old in that Pink lace.
Ist Lady:Officer, this is cool in chipata province.
Police: You must change now and promise not to dress like that.
Ist Lady: Ok Bwana, honey i need money to go shopping with Zoe and Baby C.
#134 J
Spot the expired liquor in pic 12 :o:o:o
BRUDER L you made me laugh! “Show a brother some Love!”:d
But honestly, I see nothing wrong with Thandie’s physical appearance on today’s pictures. I don’t like compliments, I would rather tell the truth;)
I wil never 4get LT,even if it were shut down 2day i wud stil remember all of u except pests i wont mention.NEXT TOPIC?????????
136. BRUDER L
Do you fancy the Ist lady, take her sheis yours.
Free of charge.
139. Spring Chicken
Picture Nambala 12!!!!
Expired Liquor and a happy President :o:o:o:o:o
I hope they did not carry him to his car after dinner!
Looks like he is asking that lady to dance with him!!!
She looks stronger than him!! Look at that Arm!! Mudala we go kutunshimbi for years to get a arm like that :o:o:o:o:o:o
:o:o:o:o:oFashion police
I have an arest warrant for :
141. Zoe
140. Nine Chale
136. BRUDER L
133. Luapula Fish
127. SISTER
Thandi has the potential to look fabulous but I dont fancy that material she wearing .As for Angela she requires a complete overhaul to improve her appearance
143. BRUDER L :o):o)
Do you want me to tell the others about you and Thandiwe?
144. Zoe
:d:d:d
I smell sum famous blogger in Fashion Police
#145 Fashion Police,
How do you arrest a brother who steps out in Fubu Jeans, Timbalands, Platinum Rolex & Prada Sweatshirts? Not to mention the Gucci scent which announces my presence a hundred miles before I appear…:d
:x8-|:x
enjoy your weekend
Ok now I get it. Edith Nawakwi is her stylist……….no wonder
You are all invited to a pajama party at state house tomorrow!!! :d
We need a guest list of invited guests and one for gate Crushers :d
Please bring your own pajama … I repeat bring your own pajama :d
153 contd!
A Lorry packed with the expired Liquor has just arrived at state house!!
All drinks on me people. Just feel at home :)>-
Hi Baby C,Zoe,3RqU,Nine Chale.Matworld,Sister,Luapula Fish and the rest. Im back guys and really missed you.
Fashion Police
Where did you get permission to use :o):o):o)??? some bloggers will suspect that maybe you are babyc !!!
154 On the door as Body Guards
Chishimba and the Lady in the Numbala 12 Picture (we can make use of those muscles)
please also bring your pajamas!! Thankyou
Fashion Police
Certainly ready to offer you a donation in kind, How about;
I will offer you a bribe
Dolce and Gabbbana shirt
G Unit Sneakers
Ecko Hoodies
Iced G Unit watch-bling ^:)^
Hi Baby C,Zoe,3RqU,Nine Chale.Matworld,Sister,Luapula Fish and the rest. Im back guys and really missed you.
I also smell an exsay in #150 <:-p<:-p Nine Chale ama chase u on yo ballies cabbin,na this be yo language abi?
#153 BRUDER l. Sorry we dont wear pajamas. We go to bed the way we were born. Any suggestions? I dont want to miss the fun at State House. Maybe you can bring an extra one for me
156. Baby C
But you didnt study fashion and police , did you?
158. Luapula Fish
I need to see if they are the real deal, not fake ones
Ok nice pics but for the 1st Lady. Is it the problem of the cameramen or that is just how Thandiwe is?
Rashid Jones >:d< where hav u been? I equally missed u...<:-p
Looking at the photos again, I see a couple of interesting things:
Is the Mercedes too high or our president too short? With my knee on that level, my foot is normally already touching the ground.
Probably an illusion, but it looks as if Juma broke his own left foot while trying to bring down Red Arrows’ Chiwanki.
And more interestingly, it’s the first multiracial Zambian team I’ve seen ever since I left Zed. That photo just shows me how long I’ve been away from home & how things have changed.
#155
:*:x
Rachid Jones
Whats up man
Someone claiming to be Mrs Jones has been misssing you big time
Anonymous
Well come on board
BRUDER L
Have you taken some time to watch Christopher Katongo in the Bundesliga?
Dolce and Gabbbana ? !! Only a certain type wear these!! I will not tell otherwise kuti waponta
:-t:-t:-t:-t:-t:-t:-t:-t:-t:
RASHID good to have you back. I missed you
149. Zoe
What do mean, who are you talking about?
Sister
Naughty!!
Bruder L
Some of us only have night dresses :o):o):o):o)=))=))
Fashion Police
I have studied a lot, that inclusive:o):o):o)
#165 Nine Chale, also the toes on the right foot in pic #1,is the last toe in the right position? Cant possible
Baby C…do you work or work on bloggs? you are like a prison…23 hour lockdown!!!
167. Luapula Fish
oh yes!! He is playing for Bielefeld!!
Nice Guy :d
Good pictures. Now let me have a look at them.
153. BRUDER L
Count me in My Man.
i will come naked or sorry i mean in my birthday suit.
#170 😮 mistaken identity my mind is already occupied wth expired liquor which is awaitng
Zoe
I was somewhere trying to sort out this thing they are calling “World Economic Crisis” How is Ba Moze?
161. SISTER
you can have Thandie’s Pajama !!
Baby C
No night dresses please coz some will start coming in rags !! :d
Okay I think the Pajama issue will be a big one!!
I suggest we order some from China!!
Wait let me call China :)]
Some1 has picked on :o):o):o):o):o):o):o)
Hi Rashid, where wenze you so long? We missed you too. 🙂
173. Recession
Why are saying that , you sound like deflation to me.
our first lady looks sick very sick and ba angela change your hair dresser 🙁
Rashid where have you been? :-w
Bruder L sorry but ba first lady bena kwati tesana we!:-?
First picture kwati cameraman alibacita twist face!:-?
Fashion Police
There is always a big risk when conducting business under the desk,no time for you to prove if they are or fake.
BRUNDER L
D and G is a famous design but too expensive
Oi! No one talks about my Angela. We know it`s Chishimba`s fault! 😮
177. Zoe
Go easy on that stuff, or you might loose your head.
179. BRUDER L
Should i bring some friends too
Enough with the pajama’s already! It’s friday and i have 8 cases of Red Label..where the house party at?Last time i gate crashed Statehouse, sinaitambe mushe!
Baby C is it you? Oh Rashid ba Moze went to Mazabuka since then no 1 has heard frm him.
185. Luapula Fish
I hope its not D and G from Dubai,
188. Ba Honey
Which friends? Maestro Hehehe? :d
Recession
I work on LT full time!!!! Any problem?????? I dont ask for money from you , do i? so i wll advise you to mind your own business other than poking your noise into other people’s……. :o):o):o):o):o)
Zoe
Looks like am liked here!!!!! :o):o)
People please stop attacking our first lady, there was no application for her to be first lady. she find s herself in that position due to her marriage and we should just support her and know that looking down on our fist lady will not take us anywhere. Who among you can say that all their relatives are highly educated? Lets desist from pulling each other down. Let’s ,ake this blog progressive and not simply a chatting place.
luapula fish! am not claiming to be mrs rashid jones. am the ONE.
Baby C, Zoe, Luapula Fish and Nine Chale
Its like we have new people around, please i need info about them, who is who?
185. Luapula Fish
191. Ba Honey
I was in Turkey last summer and there you get everything and very cheap!!
They say its better than the Original!! And yes its true… No difference!!
Name it you will buy it there without asking your bank or your wifey!! She will not even notice money is missing!!
For little money I tell you!!
3RqU
Am jelousy!!!! :-w:-w:o)
Bruder L iwe naine kwati apapena awe. I love the chair more the person sat in it. Seriously. :d
Ba Honey
There is no chance for Dubai products in most developed countries,its real Dolce and Gabbana from a D and G shop.
Mrs Rashid Jones
congrats >:d<
Rashid Jones
hello! Its really bad here! new bloggers are picking on old ones!! ulubuli lwachila!
Rashid, mwambwela pamozi naba mrs rashid?
200. 3RqU
That is a Man’s Sit!!!! :d
203 Seat!!!
#199. Iwe Baby C :o:o
I am not a jealousy person. I mean seriously, I have seen better. Baby C mwalimonapo impolopolo imwe?:o:o:o:o
Babay C sorry. Read your post #199 in bemba. (thought oyu said ama jealousy) Sorry.
For this I am allowed to use :o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o):o
Baby C sorry. Icibemba mumutwe. Sorry. :o):o):o)
#194 Baby C efyo yaba n sum1 was sayin u and i want to prevail over LT,kaya kaya kaya.
#196 Rashid there are new pipo here n they are coming wth a bang, struggling for identity so da best way 2avoid commotion is to ignore them <:-p<:-p<:-p
ZAMBIAN AFRICAN SWIMMERS ARE SCARED OF COCODILES.
Bruder L Yeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssss!
200. Yes numbala 200. Yes.
I MEAN CROCODILES
Rashid where were you?
Zoe taumposeshe ala! Ulishani kanshi?
Sorry Baby C, I only picked on you cause you sounded dumb…!!:d
209. chishupu
not scared [-x[-x[-x[-x
they have respect :d
214. Recession
Nomba wailetelela iwe :d
:-t:-t:-t:-t:-t:-t:-t:-t:-t:-t
**==**==**==**==:-@:-@
Friday !!
Drinking activities :d
<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p Jonny Walker you are my best friend!! :*:*
Ku Zed kushele fye ba gelo.
CAN THEY GET AN IMAGE BUILDER FOR THE LADY. THE MAN IS NOW VERY SMART.
ENYOY YOUR WEEKEND
You cant have black Zambian Swimmers, where can you get a swimming pool with chlorin in Mandevu or chaisa,the ones in Roma and Kabulonga are used for poolside party’s and braii’s!
Recession
OH !!Ok! Am dumb just like you dear!!!! :o):o):o):*:x
Baby C you are just too reactive and emotional.Be compoesed.
I have never had a Zambian girl friend before!! Am I missing something ?
Guys pls update!! :d
224. BRUDER L
Where did you grow up?
Baby C is dumb! hahahahahahah!!! thats the joke of the day!!! :o):o):o):o):o).
Recession, you can say that again and again!! i no longer care! i have heard bigger words than your “dumb” !!! go on insult me more of you so wish!!! I have a lot of good friends on Lt and they simply make my day!!!!! :o):o):o):o)
GLOBAL RECESSION is OUT! Meet me right here next week Monday! Am now going to cause INFLATION at a bar!
One LUV Lady BABY C!!
Ntwenu
What have i done? so far ,4 bloggers have been on me today, i dont know why!!
Question: What do you hate about baby C????? is it the nama you hate or what?
FOLLOWING GLOBAL ECONOMIC RECESSION NOTICE TO ALL DEPENDANTS
Unavoidably, all domestic rules and regulations have been
revised as below and, under no circumstances is any
violation allowed.
1.The Kitchen and all pantries are declared
Restricted Zones. Entry and/or passage shall require
express permission from myself upon submission of written
request.
2.Breakfast is banned. This matter is not for
discussion.
3.Such food items as rice, chicken, butter, jam,
eggs, bread and milk are Restricted. Anyone intending to
eat any of such food, must write to Me in triplicate, with
three days notice, giving convincing nutritional reasons
backed by a qualified
3RqU am so sorry, swits sum new bloggers have dominated mwana so its rough seeing u..Nikafwafwa. Kalepuka friday njikata expired liquor here i cum….
Thoz that are in Livingstone meet mu Fairmount at 22hrs i will be in yellow dress,black tummy belt n black ankle boots <:-p<:-p<:-p
I think we have got a rat on here.
Baby C someone you know very well is playing about with you here. I have just looked. Just seen it.
I am out. :-?:-?
225. Anonymous
Came to Gelemani ant the age of 15 !!
dietician.
4.Watering with hoses is banned. Further, only
food-giving plants shall be watered. No lawns or flowers
shall receive water.For internal decoration, only plastic
and dry-flower arrangements shall be permitted.
5.Bathing in the morning is banned and limited to
5 litres of water per day per person, unless there are
medical reasons.
6.Security lights are being removed with immediate
effect.All dependants shall abide by an all-night
guard-duty roster I shall make available shortly.
7.No dependant shall entertain friends indoors,
far less attempt to offer food, drinks or even music.
Those who want their guests to listen to music shall sign for them
231. 3RqU
waya kwisa mudala?
Pls stay!! Baby C what have you done?
Some people should just learn to appreciate you! :)>-
Ok! then I understand. Yes, you are missing a lot.
#230 Zoe very funny. I think I have to charter a plane.
I am out. I am very disappointed today.
Bye everyone.
8->8->8->8->
Bruder L will write you an e-mail.
Peace :)>-
BRUDER L
Walikula bwino
At 13years I had my first girlfriend
Baby C
Dont mind the recession guy is just a come and go crap
238. 3RqU:)>-
239. Luapula Fish
Natotela !
[email protected] efyobaile
242. Zoe
thanks for the email :d
I will also send you mine :)>-
#224 Meine Liebe Bruder L, Zambeziland will always have some good frau for you. Yah, you might be missing something. Check with family back home or in the diaspora.
In the mean time I accompany you with my prayer so that you may find the lucky gurl of Zambeziland. Alles Gute Bruder L
dietician.
4.Watering with hoses is banned.Further, only
food-giving plants shall be watered. No lawns or flowers
shall receive water. For internal decoration, only plastic
and dry-flower arrangements shall be permitted.
5.Bathing in the morning is banned and limited to
5 litres of water per day per person, unless there are
medical reasons.
6.Security lights are being removed with immediate
effect.All dependants shall abide by an all-night
guard-duty roster I shall make available shortly.
7.No dependant shall entertain friends indoors,
far less attempt to offer food, drinks or even music.
Those who want their guests to listen to music shall sing for them
I’m out of this debate. Too many scatological references for my taste.
8.No one is allowed to talk to officials from
Zesco, Council or Court Bailiffs; doing so shall carry an
instantaneous penalty of ejection from The House.
9.Anybody who breaks a glass, furniture or any
other property in The House, shall immediately have to seek
temporary employment somewhere to earn money to replace such
broken item(s).
10.All visitors intending to spend a night/week or
more shall apply in triplicate and give two months notice,
with an endorsement from their town Mayor, Village Headman
or Church Priest, giving convincing reasons why they can’t
stay home. All applications must be accompanied by bank
statements to show that the visitor has means too survive :((
Baby C, you are a good girl/woman but my concern was about how reactive you are? we ned you on the blog.try to be open-minded and accept bloggers with divergent views be it negative or positive.You cant be appreciated by everyone!
In the picture Thandiwe is trying to be young at the same time mature. The compromise made her look like she had “babalazi”. She must be allowed to date young ones then she will be balanced.
Awe nomba am dry!! :d
Ok guys see you monday. Bena Recession Balefyaya ukushupa namona. I will sort out him out next week because he is the same chap pretending to be a Mrs Rashid Jones. Enjoy your weekend guys
:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o
nomba nashala neka !!
I hate weekends :((:((:((:((:((:((
Pic 2 Chibwabwa :((:((:((:((:((:(( I should cry too much though. I found frozen katapa na tute in an a shop run by Indians. I hope te matambula!!!
Pic 5. Theologians help, does one pray over a Bible. I was of the thought the All powerful Word sanctifies us and not the other way round?
Nine Chale, Bruder L, Rashid, Zoe, Sister, 3RqU, Luapula breams……
I ve had enough for today guys! ubushiku inkafwa elo bamo bakasekelamo! Nice weekend! drink responsibly!!!! :* love ya all!!!
BRUDER L
Get some Wezein beer and may be invite a girl next door
255. Luapula Fish
Good Idea!! Anyways I am busy until 20hrs and then <:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p<:-p Weizen beer is a must!!! :d
Thandiwe looks very unconfortable. I guess she’s not as educated and confident as Maureen Mwanawasa. Her age also does not help.
Those of you wondering were the black zambian swimmers are go to the under 20 beer drinking contest you ll find plenty of them there.This is one sport we guard jealously in Zed.
@258
The issue of black swimmers has been a source of debates for a long time. Even in the States, there are few black swimmers at Michael Phelps level. Others have attributed lack of swimming skills in blacks as genetical. At one time there a Professor did carry out a research to ascertain why they are very few black in this sport despite huge successes in splinting. Studies seem to be inclusive, but in Luapula there are so many small boys who are gurus at swimming ,I don’t know why they don’t make it at a higher level. May be Luapula fish can answer for us.
LT should be reporting correctly! Do we have an AIRPORT very very close to GREAT EAST ROAD? The guy carry “CHIBWABWA” on a bicycle is approximately 100-200 metres away from a PLANE! Is that surely GREAT EAST ROAD or Lusaka International Airport?
Anyway, great pictures!
Pic 5 busy [-o<[-o<[-o<[-o<[-o<[-o<[-o<[-o<
But despite the success of swimmers like Muhammad, 2004 silver medalist Maritza
Correia and 2000 gold medalist Anthony Irvin, no African American athlete has become a national face for minorities in swimming. And until that happens, the swimming pool remains the final frontier for minority athletes.
The lack of minority participation in competitive swimming is not the only problem, or even the most serious one. Lack of exposure to swimming leads to drowning rates that are three times higher for minority children than for whites. It’s a trend Muhammad can’t ignore.
“Swimming gets this reputation as kind of being the country club sport,” Muhammad says. “It’s a crucial life skill, though.
a quote for you all ‘food for thought on swimming’
But despite the success of swimmers like Muhammad, 2004 silver medalist Maritza
Correia and 2000 gold medalist Anthony Irvin, no African American athlete has become a national face for minorities in swimming. And until that happens, the swimming pool remains the final frontier for minority athletes.
The lack of minority participation in competitive swimming is not the only problem, or even the most serious one. Lack of exposure to swimming leads to drowning rates that are three times higher for minority children than for whites. It’s a trend Muhammad can’t ignore.
“Swimming gets this reputation as kind of being the country club sport,” Muhammad says. “It’s a crucial life skill, though. N
“Swimming gets this reputation as kind of being the country club sport,” Muhammad says. “It’s a crucial life skill, though. No one dies from not being
able to play basketball.”
#259 its all about interest period.How many blacks are playing tennis,golf,swimming at professional level very few why it has nothing to do with racism or whatever politics u think of its simply interest.Zambian parents dont even encourage their children to partcipate in sport.Venus,Tiger,Serena and Lewis etc would not have made it in their respective fields if they believed that certain sport disciplines are not for blacks.
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off topic
To all baby c haters, what has the poor girl ever to you? Baby c is one person who bloggers like picking on. left me wondering whether she dissed you before. Leave her alone.
Baby c, you go girl!
I like the second photograph as it shows how our serious people (the peasant farmers) are suffering. But, beleive you me, that man feeds you and I. I wished Sata could work with such people and help them produce more. Now these PF cadres he buys beer, they commit crimes after drinking his opaque beer and offend people with the Pabwatoo noise. RB help that young man please!!
-Lady Thandie looks good in here, only her legs are slowly resembling ‘lady Chizas legs’
-The man on the bicycle,
that is Chiwawa, I had fya kusashila lelo. good old nutritious taste- Nostalgic, mmmmm
-Ba yama bena ba RB, ni pembela ntushe pa kufuma mu motorcade, ala bwafya.
-Angela Chifire is naturally bald. No further comment.
-Ba Thandie na ba first lady banabo, you give a small hug.. bena ni wakumaboko, please enlighten her on this one.
>:d<
270. Cutey/wifey
how are you?
Iwe LT there is no airport on Great East Road. That chibwabwa man must be on Airport road (or whatever it is called)
#271,
I am good, and you?
Was too busy with higher duties today…(work as usual). 8-}
273. Cutey/wifey
am also in the office for the next 90 Minutes!! Just can not wait to get out of here!
Everyone is gone for the weekend!!
LT is empty
>:)>:)>:)b-(b-(@-)@-)
Try to Cut, copy the ‘Lady’on the first picture, replace the vegetables and paste the Lady on the carrier for the fella on the second picture. Then you have a Zambian Picasso !
Goodevening Bloggers !
276. Ba Dr Maureen
good evening ba Maureen!!
I am waiting for your comments apa! :d
OBSERVATIONS BY BA Dr MAUREEN
Pic 3. Look closely kulu sokoshi.
Pic 5 . Chief Shawa (Libs for Lads )
Pic 9. Ba Angela imishishi shambila kulokobo
Pic 10. Check the ‘coaches’ track bottom. Chinshi chilya chituntumene pantanshi ?
Pic 11. Umu guys (Super Delegate) kunuma yakwa NS ali flat !|-)
Second Last…I wont compare
BRUDER ! Whats up. This snow is killing me here. Radiator has malfunctioned, Landlord is sloppy etc
BA LT where iz ma F#@!$$$ comment???????????
Will be back gone out for Pizza
#276, Ba Maureen,
Benifye bwino. umunenu amonekako bwino lelo imwe ku musashila.. Tapali filubene pali Thandie muli picture uyu.
Abanenu kabalikako ilelo, amolufye ya palile kwati ya kwa lady Chizas legs..
Good evening to you.
The picture depicting a vegetable vendor along Great East road does not add up.Exactly which spot was it taken “along great east road” i see a plane in the background-i know i have been away for a long time and wondering exactly which spot on great east road DO WE SEE the airport.please help me!
Ever wondered wehy the USA basketball team is mostly black? Ever wondered why top sprinters in the world are black? So stop asking why the Zambian swimming team is mostly white….There should never be any AFFIRMATIVE ACTION in sport. If black Zambians are not good in swimming so be it. If the national cricket team is made of Asian Zambians so be it. It is either you are good or your not. There is nothing to mourn about!
And why the French Footbal team is Black?
Hey Gigolo,Nkosi, Ba Honey, Cutey/Wifey( woman of valour) and others feel free to exhaust this topic on this forumn
zambiana.proboards86.com/index.cgi
Blessed weekend
#286,First njipusheko, nga imwe mwafuma kwisa??
Awee ifwee L.T. ya liwamisha sana. A very informative site indeed.Wouldn’t want to be anywhere else.. We would have ‘defected long ago’ the way party cadres do.
Back to pics..
Iam still concerned about Thandie today, those legs.. if they were in full fledged shoes with some nice silky tights??? could have been better….Not ifyi iyooo. :o:o
#286′
Kind of you to award me the ‘valour award’
God blees you. Walk in the light always.
Big Thank you again.
=d>
Does the First Lady have a Personal Shopper or Fashion Consultant? I would propose that Maureen Mwanawasa be her Fashion Consultant briefly. Ba Maureen knew how to dress. Not hating on ba First Lady……
#287 Te molu, mikonso !
Who is this Pastor J that wants to ‘poach’ bloggers from LT ?
#289 Thank you
#90, Sorry, nachilabako…
Iam over and out for now.
see ya! :-h:-
#290,Sorry nachilabako…
Iam over and out for now.
see ya! :-h
Ba Dr Maureen & Virtous Cutey/Wifey
Am a regular and ardent contributer here, just thought Zambians are passionate and committed to the motherland that’s when ‘WE’ thought of this little idea,
some of the ideas typed here in the form of jokes are very progressive, not that people should migrate but they can meet at a place deliberate more on some of these ideas,
after all the maximum a story stays here as a headline is approx 3 days max, after that both the story and comments disappear, you have to dig up for it to read the comments.
Hence the necessity for the other site.
May Yahweh’s favour precede your paths
Juian(D.T.R)
Nice to know Zambians in the Comments
Please send away those haters [-o<[-o<[-o<[-o<[-o<[-o<
#292, meant for #290.
#294,
How do you measure and judge one to be virtous??
Just brainstorming in here.
Sorry that others are fast asleep when its 10.00AM in the morning for me… :-?:-?
Cutey..
I am still awake :)>-
That is the airport road by the turning that takes you to The North Rd & Chisamba…..
Thandi looks improved, especially in the first picture. I think she is trying to look the part. We should give credit where it is due. Does anyone know what her educational background is like?
picture #10 the girls (swimmers) are better dressed than ba zambia.
Whoever says the first lady is a youngster must be a big joker,look at her face!!!
Charles Shawa, the struggling folk musician, efyo enine kwati chitumbuwa.
#301, ST. She is a primary school teacher trained at Chipata Teachers training College.
303. Jigga
What do you expect if her face is to reflect her Country’s condition? :-j:-j:-j:-j:-j:-j
Chansoni mudala!! its a shame:((
Pic 1..dats ma future baby mama
LT I commend you for your pictures. Definitely there was descent thinking in organising them.
Lovely weekend guys.
did the first lady took some shake shake Or ????????? Kachaso…..???
something is bitter in her mouth.please help
yaba:((
i think we are serous in need of 1 image builder… ha
Are these zambian swimmers OR ???? what????
PIC I# Before departure thinking of what happened on the Hudson river :-?:-?:-?
I SAW BA RUPIAH ON HIS WAY TO ADDIS ABABA, HE FIRST PASSED BY ANGOLA. IS HE BACK? LOVELY WEEK END TO ALL
YES he is back ,he is busy plaining next tour,it might be Gaza:o:o:o:o:o:o
I THINK HE HAS GAINED WEIGHT, AND CAN SOME OVER THERAE TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO THE YOUNG MAN WHO WAS TRAPPED WITH 2 ENERGIZER BATTERIES IN SHOPRITE.
I MEAN OVER THERE
LT Editor thanks for the pics. They speak louder than words. I feel homesick. Can’t help it. kwa ndu, ni kwa ndu (Home is home).
Nomba, now, leteniko ilyashi na ma pitures ya DUAL CITIZENSHIP. By chance on UKZAMBIANS, I Listened to LET THE PIPO TALK programme which was done by Frank Mutubila – Nov. I was left in no doubt that Zambeziland ought tap on the human and financial resources of her people who are earning abroad. Ghana, Kenya, Uganda, India are good examples.
DUAL CITIZENSHIP:((DUAL CITIZENSHIP=d>DUAL CITIZENSHIP^:)^[-o<
LET THE PHOTOGRAPHER GOSSIP TO ME WHAT THE FIRST LADY LOOKED AT AS SHE POSSED FOR THE PHOTO. IF WERE ONLY KA POZE THEN TELL HER IT’S OUTDATED.
The best photo bane is the guy on a bike nachibwabwa pa carrier. It really exemplfies our poverty and development levels. Take it or leave, 70% of Zambians live on less than a dollar per day. The truth pains but that’s the real Zambia for us.
High Court Judge Jane Kabuka resembles prof. Nkandu Luo.
S T, If that road is the one going to chisamba it should not be then”GREAT EAST ROAD- Pardon me, i just hate misinformation.
This brings to point some of the comments on this site that are degenarating into jokes and comedy, i wonder if that was the intended goal of Lusaka Times.Zambians, we are never ever serious with issues.It would be worthwhile to discuss matters that are worth discussing. I personaly feel it is a height of folly to tell us about a chibwabwa biker who lives on less than a dollar a day. Many people will agree this does not help anybody,not even the writer.the question that comes to mind is, who are we trying to inform?we all know the poverty levels in Zambia.BE serious!
Madam TB (Thandiwe fimo fimo )
Nyama Soya
George ‘Treason’ Duiker
Ronnie Mpuno
Angela Chif…Bilomo
Veep Red Lip
Sata Naleka Dobo
Pule ‘Yapa Dress’ Pule
Katele ‘Microsoft’ Kalumba(MCSE)
Brian ‘asobesa unga’ Chituwo
Mike ‘kabwatabwata’
Bert Namulambe ‘Witchcraft’
dual citizenship please
#312. Diversity!
Do not be surprised when you see my son Musonda Musonda representing England at the world cup finals in 8 years time. The world has moved on.
How about a certain Obama in White House! Grow up.
I understand women with bilomo like angela’s also do have bilomo down there too
#326 Are you an imposter
The veges in the pix are pumpkin leaves :d
Dual Citizenship please :)>-
Ma swining costume pa Zed ni yo dula. Only the whites can afford
Again !! Dual Citizenship Please :)>-
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Hey LT publish my comments why honestly why? Be transparent okey.
The farmer was not on Great East road but Airport Road near Kasisi turn-off comining from the nearby farms.
Thandiwe has a certificate in edu, diploma in edu. from Chalimbana,and a degree in Education from AIBT Australian versity. this is 4 the info of those ignorant about her ed. b/ground. especially connie, casey khisho and KaZoe. talk about what you know
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Some of you guys just have a certificates in Zambia Registered Nursing. Let us contribute reasonably.
Picture 10
Where are our children? SAD
t
NICE PICTURES WEL DONE LT
The Way I understand the DUAL Citizenship issue being illegal in Zambia is that it was designed during Kaunda’s time to check against both economic and political sabotage mainly by Zambians of Asian origin (royal to UK and India) and Boers (royal to Rhodesia’s Ian Smith and South Africa’s Verwoed Vorster). Then along the way Zaireans, Somalians and Senegalese joined in the band wagon mainly for illicit trade and emigration to Canada, USA, Europe and UK. Ofcourse KK wanted to also catch a few Zambians who were against his socialist policies. Ofcourse almost all these issues are now moriband. Chiluba was a bit apprehensive and I believe with his arrogance he could have changed the Law. :d//:):o
Thandiwe’s qualifications;
Well, well, well! It is the culture of the Zambians in Political circles to hide their qualifications! I have Sata in mind! This leaves room for speculation and guess work. But I like Rupiah’s qualifications although he has not used them much and so according to Neuropsychology, the chances are that the education has turned stale. 8-|/:)
Nice pictures..I was also wondering about the chibwabwa at the airstripe, i dont think thats great east road, more like the old airpot near kalingalinga/kabulonga area
Ha Our first lady really look superb Manje bantu boza ati she was born in 1981 ha imwe why do you like jokes she was born in 1976 why muliso ha you just agree with whatever printed things you browse through or hear….
# 341.
where did you get it that she was born in 76.
Good question! That means she is 33 and this is versus 71 not bad!
Ba yopa ndani kasi aba amai? Pic 1
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