By Joe Fungu
It was Fathers Day yesterday. My wife and kids ‘forgot’ to wish me a happy Fathers Day.Not long ago there was such a fuss over mothers day.I was almost crucified for not buying my wife a present.I tried the line that – she’s not my mother but that almost landed me a black eye.It was not in my best interest to be a smart mouth on such a ‘glorious’ day.So why then is fathers day ignored by wife and kids alike.Is it that we are not good husbands/fathers? I decided to google how men of different cultures treat their wives when no one is looking and found this Husband of the year awards…..

The United Kingdom

followed closely by

The United States of America

And then …………… Poland

But 3rd Place must go to

Albania

it was very very close

But the runner up prize

Was awarded to….

…………. Serbia

But the winner of the

Husband/partner of the year

……is

……… Ireland

Ya gotta love the Irish

So there you have it! Need I say more.

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  1. SORRY ,TO TELL YOU THIS JOE, IN AFRICA AND MY CULTURE IN PARTICULAR THIS AWARD IS “GIVEN” BY THE WIFE TO THE HUSBAND IN THE BEDROOM! NO PRESS-RELEASES IS DONE, I MEAN NO TV CAMERAS AND WHAT YOU CALL IN THE WEST. IAM A HAPPY MAN I HAVE RECEIVED IT MORE THAN 1OOO TIMES OR MORE. I HAVE JUST MISSED THE COUNT.PLEASE CONTACT ME THROUGH TELL-PATH AS MY COMPUTER CAN NOT SEND PICTURES.

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  2. I forgot to but a fathers day gift because I know my husbands present doesn’t come wrapped.BTW who ever said ‘the way to a mans heart is through his stomach’ was 6 inches too high!

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  3. #4 HAAMBILWI
    Typical tonga bull, i hope you at least take good care of my sister. Did you say over 1000 times during your one year marriage? Some of us can’t even do 365 times / year.

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  4. # 8 BRO msana wanzili. thanks for your compliments. I have been married for 20 years now.I have 5 BONUS NUMBERS. ALL DOING VERY WELL AT SCHOOL.

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  5. THANKS JOE FUNGU,again I have shown your pictures to some very wise ” alangizi” marriage counselors they are saying THE WOMEN IN THE PICTURES ACTUALLY ARE VERY WISE AS THEY ARE PRACTICING “ENERGY SAVING” PRINCIPLE FOR THEIR HUSBANDS BEFORE THE AWARD GIVING CEREMONY. IT IS ONLY A FOOLISH WIFE WHO “DEPLETES” HER HUSBANDS ENERGY.

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  6. What iz this Father’z Day? Hope it’s not like Valentine’z or indeed Chistmas Day which people get obsessed with even without clearly understanding the hazy meaningz advanced.

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  7. @ Kalaba They’ve issues how?
    This is o bout fun, if u’re a married person or even in a relationship and are that uptight then chances of being cheated on are totally high.
    I’m 24 and hav a 23 yr old domestic partner and we do it everyday, save wen i’m on my pees and even then, we’ve kinky alternatives.
    Counting da # of tyms in da 2y6m we’v been 2getha….eh….it’s astounding coz somtymz we jus lock ourselves up da whole day and do it in btwn movies,meals and sleeping.
    We both enjoy sex with each other,it’s fun and playful.
    @ #4 After 20 yrs of marriage and ‘5 bonus #s’ u stil enjoy makin luv 2 yo wife?
    That’s inspiring.
    Hope if I…

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  8. Guys we should be doing it everyday as long there is no blood. remember there will be no marriages/intimacy in heaven.

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