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The Bad Science Behind a Bad Alliance-Part 1

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Sunday Chanda

By Sunday Chilufya Chanda

We have consistently stated that in the interest of a vibrant democracy and development of our country, the nation needs an opposition that will add value to the political discourse by offering alternative policies.

We need a contest of ideas and best practice that will raise the bar higher than the record dizzy heights the ruling party has set it.

Zambia doesn’t need Insultant’s: The Nation Needs Credible Competition in the Form of a Proposition Partys

What we do NOT definitely need from the opposition is the type of competition of insults and contest of calumny being promoted by and between Roan Member of Parliament Honourable Chishimba Kambwili and Mr Hakainde Hichilema of the United Party for National Development (UPND).

We respectfully exhort Mr Kambwili to think before he opens his mouth: is it worth losing one’s dignity and self-respect just to earn the ignominy of being recognised as the undisputed Chief “Insultant”?

Is his name becoming synonymous with a vile motor mouth worth the woeful position of Prime Minister under Mr Hichilema in a fantasy opposition alliance government as per the reported promise by the latter?

Sangwapo – The Bad Science Behind a Bad Alliance

The so called opposition alliance is far from a credible entity of proposition, because behind this alliance is a science that cannot hold-it’s fake. Quackery!

Zambians have watched this movie before. They recall how under the UDA alliance in 2006, Hakainde cannibalised alliance partners UNIP & FDD by eating into their territories. Both of these parties have never since recovered from the political contamination they received when they came into close contact with Mr Hichilema and UPND through the alliance.

Hakainde has already swallowed Mulongoti & Milupi’s parties while Chipimo’s NAREP is currently being used as a secondhand tooth pick.

However, Kambwili knows all this but Mr Hichilema has outsmarted him as he knows more than a thing or two about Hostile Take overs.The latter has dangled before the former the carrot of the Position of Prime Minister before the morally deficient NDC Consultant.

The Honourable Member of Parliament for Roan Constituency has demonstrated a rather exceptional talent at being Mr Hakainde Hichilema’s useful idiot!

This among many other things just goes to show that the “alliance” has nothing to do with bettering the lives of citizens. It is instead, nothing but a scramble and a rat race for positions; a get-rich-joy ride with national resources at stake; a Sangwapo!

The Opposition Alliance Godfather- “Don Hichie” has already stamped his authority as the sole Presidential Candidate for 2021. Kambwili has duly prostrated himself before “Don Hichi” and the UPND leader has found the portly Insultant’s cranium an amusing footstool to rest his feet as his two hoary headed attendants serve him with generous swigs of flattery juice.

Kambwili’s Attempts to Occupy State House By Hook or By Crook

There is nothing inherently wrong with harbouring Presidential ambitions; but there is everything wrong with being underhanded and going about it in crooked fashion.

Kambwili has always wanted to be President and his ambition has always been driven by everything alien to virtue and decency.

For instance the nation remembers how Mr Chishimba Kambwili was condemned by late President Michael Sata (MHSRIP) for campaigning during the late President’s illness.

As a government and ruling party official at the time, Kambwili was expected and obliged to provide comfort and solidarity to the Head of State during the Late President Sata’s illness. But then those expectations would only be expected of people with a conscience – not Kambwili!

He instead chose to engage in a clandestine Presidential campaign right behind President Sata’s back. The late President Sata called out Kambwili’s wickedness and condemned him before the whole world. An unrepentant Kambwili still roams the earth condemned.

The NDC Consultant is living proof that the only thing worse than a liar is a sadistic liar that’s also a hypocrite.

Talking about sadists and the dark arts – it is not uncommon for sadists and masochists to be driven by the esoteric powers. It is not long ago when Honourable Chishimba Kambwili publicly contemplated being driven by Devil’s “evil spirits” also known as “Demons” to insult the good Tonga – speaking people. *https://www.lusakatimes.com/2017/08/11/evil-spirits-drove-uttering-tribal-remarks-people-southern-province-kambwili/*

Going by the company he now sucks up to, and the caustic fruit of his lips; one cannot help but wonder whether or not the much touted possession and control by el-diablo’s spirits took place.

Is this one of the highlights of the opposition Alliance are promoting on the Zambian Political Scene? They peddle the freak show of a man who blissfully indulges in political copremesis – for the amusement of his newfound barf collecting overseer?

Are these the best kind of politics the opposition alliance has to offer?

Other than opposing everything just for the sake of opposing; what manifestos do these parties & individuals have individually and severally that can match or even challenge the ruling party’s manifesto and tangible development efforts so far?

All Brawn and no Brain

Kambwili has the ignoble distinction of having been transferred between a number of ministries within a short space of about six months probably because he proved to be at best clueless and at worst witless: all brawn and no brain.

One of the Ministries at which he messed up was the Ministry of Labour.

The NDC “Consultant” should by now know that job losses can never be blamed on Government like he seeks to portray.

Not even in the past was government to blame whether under President Levy Mwanawasa after Anglo-American dumped Zambia, Rupiah Banda or any other.

The Member of Parliament’s
attempt to foment discord in the labour movement is irresponsible and it falls exceedingly short of everything that is decent and honourable. His intellectual cretinism is shocking! He sees problems everywhere – especially when he looks in the mirror.

In such a marriage of inconvenience, little wonder that such a knock engined appliance represents the cream of the alliance.

 

The Author is Patriotic Front Media Director At the Patriotic Front Secretariat Lusaka

43 COMMENTS

  1. There goes the PF demon and messenger of the devil with his demonic tu ma articals, no wonder CK is saying u can’t blame the chap but blame his parents for being bad parents, probably comes from a broken home,that’s why he and his brother are thieves who looted social cash… What a d!ck head

    • I like Sunday Chanda. He is a genius. This is exactly what he should be doing for his party. Brutalizing the brutal brats of democracy. The disgraced conduit of ill change. The vampires of crooks law. Rainbow foul mouthed gullibles.

    • Yes you got it, ideas and best practice –
      Watch “lungu stole HH’s votes (Evidence 2)” on YouTube
      Watch “Dr Chishimba Kambwili talks about President Edgar Lungu’s Earnings from birth” on YouTube

    • If Sunday got in accident and broke his hip (God forbid), NOT even his brothers would visit him. The guy can’t even marry. What a saddest.

    • I am noticing a little scared thief rat trying to make sense where there is no sense! Sunday or Friday Chanda, all you the nonsense you have said won’t save your head or tail. You are a gonna! Thefts and corruption do not pay. The people of Zambia are on your tail. Watch it! Matter of countable days!

    • @Thorn in the Flesh–Is this what you call genius? Insults? Advise Chanda to get a serious job. This is not healthy for a human being. How can one be cheap to earn his living through insults?

    • It’s official! PF is scared of standing against this alliance. To beat the opposition, they had to get RB and MMD to back them up but now Nakachinda cannot bring the same number of votes. Next time, PF will struggle to get more than 42%. The more Sunday or Amos talk, the more we sense fear.

    • Am I the only seeing something wrong with the Chanda type of names, Look at this, “Chanda Chimba”, “Sunday Chanda”… Any way we ve been there, ask RB

  2. Going by his analytical skill, Dr. Sunday Chanda is better suited for policy analysis at state house. He would also not be bad a political advisor to the President considering we have never seen any Kaizer Zulu writeups

    • Sunday Chanda analysis of things is no less compared to a tick that sucks a dying dog without realise time to eat is fast approaching. The boy with bold head but no sense is the most foolish cadre contineously barking in PF.

  3. Sunday Chanda’s brother lost a job few months ago. Hope he blames no one. Sunday chanda diarrhea mouth never ceases to irritate my eyes when reading his crap that finishes space for important news items.

  4. This alliance is just a moribund group of bitter and disgruntled politicians.CK is a rebel of PF as whole.HH is an Anglo American stooge who is sharing with them WICKEDNESS because minerals in African continent. Chipimo is a frustrated politician who wanted to make his fortunes in politics after testing monies accumulated during privatization era.Sean Tembo is another young man who’s over ambitious. The rest have no profile on politics.

    • @ Mr P, Then it should not bother anyone, right? I suggest PF should ignore them since they are just ‘disgruntled politicians’. My worry is time is being spent writing articles for an organization PF considers useless.

  5. Sunday Chanda’s brother lost a job few months ago. Hope he blames no one. Sunday chanda diarrhea mouth never ceases to irritate my eyes when reading his crap that finishes space for important news items.

  6. Corruption scandals: Social Security Cash Luxury Presidential Jet Ambulances Fire Trucks Mukula Trees Ndola-Lusaka Rd Malawi Maizegate Fuelgate Swaziland landgate Zesco Loans Corruption scandals: Social Security Cash Luxury Presidential Jet Ambulances Fire Trucks Mukula Trees Ndola-Lusaka Rd Malawi Maizegate Fuelgate Swaziland landgate Zesco Loans

    Look he is talking about insults and yet he is the one who keeps insulting them… what a double standard.

    And he is talking about politics of ideas but all he does is spewing garbage.

    I have already broken my new year resolution never to read this sycophant’s garbage articles but I thought after the opposition’s appeal to his boss, I thought he may have found his senses but I was completely wrong… so I will need to get back to my resolution.

    This dude really thinks he is clever and the best writer ever, obviously he gets lied to my those close to him he may be complimenting him at ‘mwa lasa imwe ba Chanda, ba wishi , bakaramba’, and yet all he is doing is embarrassing himself. Last time I’m wasting my time for sure.

  7. 25 flag MunaDekhane January 3, 2019 at 12:48 pm
    Political complacency in Zambia led vile speaking Michael Sata take over Zambia, in turn created dishonest Edgar Chagwa Lungu take over Zambia while Zambians are still complacent. Today, Sunday Chanda a psychotic disciple of both Sata and Lungu school of thought is clearly aspiring to take over Zambia. All because of Zambian political complacency. Beware Zambians Chanda is another despot in the offing.

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  8. Sunday Chanda is doing a great job and knows politics.

    Honestly,how can HH tell us about alliances today especially with characters like CK?
    At best this is madness.

    What alliance are they talking about apart from licking Don Hichies a$$?

  9. When is this degenerate silly boy going to dictate this many paragraphs to corruption and bad governance…it seems this is annoying the small boy.

  10. I’m not politically aligned but reading this piece shows that we need such analytical brains in politics….Sunday Chanda has brought relevance to the PF Communication Department. We never had this in depth under Father Frank Bwalya.

    You dont need to love Sunday to appreciate his super-intelligence…Hate him or love him, the guy is making PF enemies sweat…

    • Kelvin Simwanza—If insults can be equated to being analytical, then I know what critical thinking is. This piece is just full of insults.

  11. I’m yet to read an intelligent response to this guy’s articles from the Opposition…even Kambwili knows he’s beneath Sunday’s intellectual depth…

  12. Sunday Chanda 10 Opposition Alliance 0
    I’ve never liked Sunday Chanda but I respect his works…No political Party wants to have him on the opposite side…The day he becomes information minister, the Opposition will sweat …bane politics is not a church, teyabana.

  13. Sunday Chanda is inteligent,his writings are very deep.Amisepa no tukato 8 kwa 0.NDC,UPND where is your media team?

  14. Am not a member of any of the parties in the group BUT they have the RIGHT to team up and select one candidate. PF once did it nobody stopped them. So why the panic…Sunday leave these people alone!

  15. sunday chanda really must blame his parents for his bad manners that has dented the face of pf. chanda when he uses bad words .he doesnt know what an insult is in his language. he is not a good politicians. if the alliance is nothing and has no impact why bother yourselves. it shows this alliance brought diarrhea in pf camp. forward with the alliance we are with you.

  16. Overworked over this alliance.
    It has made you see the misery beyond 2021 after PF is out. Sunday has glanced beyond the PF life span and sees hell. The man can’t sleep anymore with the formation of this alliance. Talk of having bad dreams consistently!

  17. I really find this person irritating and i hope he pays for his stupidity one day.Believe me arising from past experience i have not even read this article as i am sure it is not worth the time.Even the language he uses is abusing free education of KK.At the very least can he be using PF language that can be understood by his league,the likes of Kapata,Kampyongo, Chitotela,Lusambo and

  18. Bad mouthed Fri Chandia. This guy just knows how to use students’ companion old book for mandalas selecting tuma-big words that are not even connected.
    Disaster!!!!

  19. I doubt if the alliance leaders (HH, CK, Milupi, Sean Tembo, Mulongoti etc) are endowed with the genius intellectual talent displayed Sunday Chanda. Lessons from South Africa’s Zuma suggest that the opposition Alliance leaders are very scared of being exposed for their skills in looting public financial resources. For instance, HH looted through the sale of mines/hotels; Kambwili and Kalaba are looting Parliament as non-PF MPs; Sean Tembo is an apprentice of HH learning some looting skills and hoping to displace some villagers in Nsenga-land.

  20. Good article, thanks Friday. At least someone who can articulate the english language intelligently. Opposition should answer back with their own analysis, in English. Maybe they should consult Gen. Miyanda. Kambwili and Hachi are very far compared to my friend Chanda. Thanks again.

  21. Jay Gay the trib.als consultant. What else can you expect him to say? We all know that his mental capacity is limited to what Triba.l Hacks releases in trib.al bits and pieces.

  22. Kikikikikiki,”ati Chipimo’s NAREP is now being used as a second hand tooth pick. “I found this very funny.Ladies and gentlemen,Sunday is the man!Huts off to you man,you are just intelligent. Brilliant stuff!

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