My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
“There was water in the carburetor.”
I asked her, “Where’s the car?”
She replied, In the lake.”
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You
know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and
When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months – I don’t
like to interrupt her.
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got myself two girlfriends.
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided
not to report it since the thief was spending much less than
his wife did.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
The father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
Africa, a Man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
Then there was a man who said, “I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too
A man placed an ad in the classifieds: “Wife wanted.”
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: “You can have mine.”
A woman was telling her friend, “I made my husband a
“And what was he before you married him?” asked the
“A billionaire.” she replied
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
It’s not true that married men live longer than single
men. It only seems longer.
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was
Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go
through life Thinking they had no faults at all.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask
for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double
of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says,
Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I’m half
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for
They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
The most effective way to remember your wife’s
birthday is to forget it once.