satire: Zimbabwe Coup

1. HH = Mugabe2 has overstayed and must go and now, thanks. He will have ruled UPND undemocratically for 16 YEARS by 2021 just in case some Tongas opt to be naive to this fact.

   • Webwawe

   • Ba pf we know it hurts to lose your mentor, move on.

   • Neanderthal tribal brains , can’t stop talking about tongas.

2. Why not just enjoy the strips instead of bringing HH or Lungu? Are you short on what to write? Then don’t.

3. It shall be a long story to tell when (if) finally Zambia says yes to HH. Most of it shall dwell on the failings and bitterness of this man so called HH. The satire of Mugabe which depicts a bird staying too long on one position is very much fitting for our HH. If he were sponsored by me, I would have given up when he failed the second time. They say “failing is not in falling but not to rise there after”. Presidency is not a preserve of one particular soul. If that soul thinks only it can run the affairs of the country then that soul is not in a good teacher. All these years and no one can dare open his mouth to challenge? At least in PF guy tried, miles tried and this was at a convention.

4. HH should allow Gary or Kakoma to takeover.
   GBM is not going to sell. He failed to win the Kasama Seat for UPND.
   Your successor can only be from Northwestern, Western, Lambaland, Central and Southern.
   Deputy from Luapula, Northern Muchinga or Eastern.
   Vise versa for PF.
   THAT IS HOW IT WORKS. SIMPLE.
   SUCH TRUE RUBBISH.
   MY FELLOW ZAMBIAN GET RID OF PF AND UPND NOW.
   Arise our Youth, arise and clean-up this mess.

5. So 16 years = dictator? Not if it is Under Five in it!

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