This is to let all our visitors know that the lusakatimes.com website will not be available from midnight Zambia time to facilitate a major upgrade of the website.
We hope to bring up the site by Saturday afternoon or earlier if all goes well. We anticipate teething problems after the upgrade as this is a major upgrade we shall be doing. That explains why we have chosen Friday night to give us enough time in case things wrong. We hope the ample weekend time will enable us to have the site back to 70% operational capacity by Monday morning.
Sincere apologies for any inconvenience this upgrade may cause.
Team LT
ok
Ok thanks LT for the information. However I am # 1
Go for it guys
3RqU. Yashani iyooo? Eishh.
LT
Just tell the truth. You want to take mothers day! Osanama apa. Ati, “to facilitate a major…katwishi uko”, I know your tricks LT. Naunaka fye. Anyway, Happy Mothers Day!! :)>-
To be honest the numbers are next to zero after five o’clock pm on Fridays. Busy with my blonde.=))=))
Can’t be bothered with LT
😕 I get the point. It may be that Blogger will have to register on the Site!! Or upload their Pictures!!
Its about time we knew who fimo fimo really is :)>-
Morning bloggers
Good LT. At least people can find other social things to do with their time. Benangu monga bagona pa computer. Some of their children have even forgotten what they look like. What is weekend if people are busy blogging?
Jam@co how did it at the carnival? Did you get any change? I mean did you come back with a
Ok then advise on which site we go to as we await your completion of the update. isms.zm? watchdog.com?
9. 3RqU
Actually Carnival celebrations continue until next week wednesday!!
These blondes drink :o:o:o
Anyways I am a good dude!! Can not let my real one down. Not everything that glitters is a real blonde!! Some just change their hair colour to confuse things. So ine am now specialised to know who is who!!
So ninshi ni |-)|-)|-)
LT thanks for the off-time!! I was nearly forgetting my
blonde!! She will be happy to know that she still is in my life :d
But please fastele fastele with the maintainance we do not want to make more babys..
Zoe, Lusaka :)>-
Shani bane! Wabufi LT. Ni Mothers Day alefwaya! we know these tricks. Olo kapena ali ku mwezi!:-?, That time of the month.
Jam@co
Shani mani!
Abena LT nabasenda leave!
:o. Kwaliba??
Keep up the good work chaps what about a facility to submit guest articles hmm. God bless
you guys are full of crap, whats this mother’s day rubbish you are talking about, its a system upgrade period!!I advise all of you to use this outage to look for the man we are supposed to call our president!!!lol
Imwe Ba Moze my brother, why do want to bring inside issues pa blogg? Your wife will also forget what you look like if you continue like ka.
Notification is much appreciated
Going upgrade!! its about time… :d
LT, YOU SUCK!
This is a good move ,hopefully LT will be more efficient than what we have experienced in the last 10 days.
post site suspended, membe no money
twatotelamukwai.
fred mmembe to apear in court with siliya sors.
Ba Moze am fine,jus dnt knw which site to visit after the ka brief closure,limbi mwamupesha mumala LT mwee fikali ifintu ifi (naughty Ba Moze) Lusaka mama hw u doin?
post already down this morning
Lusaka
Ok. Sorry mwana. Naukalipa these days. Bushe kuli bwino kun’ganda bane?
LT
Don’t forget to include your contact details when upgrading. This is critical information for us who visit this website.
#20 Luapula Fish
Shani mune! Lt needs improving, ka? The service of late has been sub standard.
Goodmorning everyone.
Many thanks LT for the info. I’m just hoping the new upgrade does not bring a load of complications with it.
The reason most of us are still here is because it’s a very user friendly site. We appreciate your efforts.
LT, please put a provision for blogger’s photos insteady of the flags.
Zoe,Jam@co,3qrU and Lusaka
Goodmorning and welcome
pliz try to flush those comments of insults they dont build but distruct so work on that also
ok ba LT. :o):o)
Ba Moze
Awe tulifye bwino ,hopefuly you are fine too.
Unfortunately Lt has no substute site,only complementary sites like The Post Zambia and Idle Muvitv site .
Good News! Lets hope the grammar will be “upgraded” as well!! ^:)^
Friday is a good day, I’ll be on the prowl…:o)
Zoe
Good morning. Hope you Fine.
G Baby
Naiwe uli shani?
Ba Moze
Ku ng’anda kuli bwino chabe. but ma issues ya ba zimai si yoleta pa website. Even the children will know and start asking uncomfortable questions, waziba ka?
Twalumba kapati. Litumezi ahulu. Twasanta bingi. Zikomo kwambiri. Twatotela mukwai. Twasanta bingi. Thanks for the site. You keep us connected to motherland…Zambeziland
Offensive names are not wanted. Automatic delete system in your search engine.
Bless you.
:x:x
Thats good LT. We dont want what happened to Zamnet to happen to this our site of free speech or rather freedom of expression to be hacked due to lack of updates. Dora my dear let LT update this site so that i can continue to defend you when most bloggers are against you
😡 love is in the air. LT you want to stray into a dating site? am sure it will be very interesting.
Its Friday today and all roads lead to Wodwala Inn along Great East Road. I understand there will be ‘panick’ drinking there!!!
:u:
Carnival is better than LT :o):o):o):o):o)
Nine Chale :-c me when the Outage is over!! I will be drinking in a small “Kneipe am Ring”!!!
LT Please also try to confuse the Numbala l-) issue!!
Let the one who makes the Entry first start at Numbala 20!!=))=))=))=))
Nine Chale and Luapula Fish
How are you guys today?
Rashid morning. Thanks for giving me a new name.:d:d
Thanks LT those are holy hours of Sabbath we shall not be affected with my counsin Maestrol
Jam@co 😮
Sent you a mail.
You could have seen immature bulls try mounting cows or fellow males from the head. They often, while in this playing mood, almost break the legs of calves. In this hot-blooded age, they are excitable and like running around, tails raised high, snorting and stomping their legs on the ground. Lets not get excited with LT’s halucinations!
G Baby, respond to mail
3qR, Rashid Jones, morning to you too
Rashid Jones
Am fantastic my dear.
I have only been disturbed with the bad news from KCM Kitwe
Hai Kasy? I too, mourn the passing of hand delivered flowers and handwritten notes… and the looks of embarrassment on the faces of the men who were unfortunate enough to be in the same office with the girl that got the flowers on Valentine!
A Night without LT!!8->
Where are we going to meet Guys!!
For thos who want to stay in tough just in case LT disappear for good let me use this time to forward my email ad.
pls write so that this will not be the last day we meet here
[email protected]
ok LT
They’ll be back! **==
LETS HOPE COMMENTING PART SHALL NOT BE TAMPERED WITH.
AND I WISH YOU GOOD JOB AND TO ALL BLOGGERS, I WISH YOU A PLEASANT WEEK END
Iwe Jam@co, this is just an upgrade. Are you sure that LT will golela (yendelela)? These are signs of dependency. Can I suggest a place to seek help?
I think bala amba ukulipilisha kwati fi post.
Lady Chiza
You also drink from Wodwala?? Epa club mudala!! =))=))
thanks LT for the update
they want to start charging pay as you browse
#54 Lusaka
Do not believe the hype [-x[-x
LT may come back but who says that you will continue to blog?
It may just be another News Site for you to read. Our comments will then no longer be required.!!
So mwe Bantu before this happens pls napapata!!
A Night without LT!!8->
Where are we going to meet Guys!!
For those who want to stay in tough just in case LT disappears for good let me use this time to forward my email ad.
pls write so that this will not be the last day we meet here
[email protected]
LT
Please don’t do this to me. 8->8->You know very well that matworld and LT pama weekeneds no chemical seration technique can work nangu ni titration does not work.Please do all what you do to upgrade your system in a shorter perion on time.
Mwashibukeni Bonse Mukwai?
Jamco
You have nothing to worry about
Just get a 6 pack of weizen and blonde Gelemane for a friday night
45. 3RqU
please also forward it to [email protected]
#56 Ba Moze i hav heard a lot about tht club in Great East Road,where exactly is it situated?
Yes, if the LT brethren and sistren will be gathered at Wodwala Inn, and if LT may not be back as J@maco seems to fear, might as well gather there. What do the others say? Ba Moze, ali kut Wodwala Inn?
Zoe
Along Great East Road, after the airport round about and after the road block. Somewhere on your right opposite that Agri flora farm. Kaoneka kachabe chabe but pala diba bad!!
Lusaka
Refer to #65 =))=))
Mubwela lelo??
The goodness with Wodwala Inn is that they dont hasle you around over bottles like the bottle picker called Ba Chama at The Place in Avondale. You even have a choice to drive off with your bottle actually. The vimbombo and Nkuku is nice. If you are lucky, you get to see some minister smooching!! in a tinted car>>>
3RqU at how kani yama blonde, ni friday lelo. Any extra blondes?
66. Ba Moze
A flight from Gelemani just to get there? 😕
Let me call Nine Chale:)]
Ba Moze
Kaja ka lousy looking place????? Kaja kamene kaoneka kombonik? Monga papezeka che ma shakers??? Ndiye padiba bad?
Lady chiza’s legs
Now what I would give to see some minister smooching in a car that I bought for him. Maybe, just maybe, that may stimulate me to come.
Lusaka, Osa Sulapo. The angel is in the detail!
Ati how ladies. Any lady looking for a night out today is welcome. Call me on 094-22. Disgruntled married women are preferred since if she gets pregnant there is already someone to bear the responsibility (Her husband).
Lusaka
Nika building che ka white. Pali na sign pa road. Not kaja kama pan brick. kaja ni kaba shakers!
There pa wodwala we drink with Hon. Ministers, Reverends and even Generals. Hmmmm, pali che mwandi. Vimbombo? Ma!!
LT we expect a good site when it comes up. Upgrade must be planned to be carried out smoothly, to improve quality and layout. Why anticipate problems? Dont you have technocrats. UNIPIST mentallity & please stop relying on ZANIS for your 100% stories.I got the PF court case news immediately from my informers in the field,u only got it afeter 24hrs.Improve your act and that silly comment of “Duplicate Comment detected” without you having the comment published should be discarded.
Lusaka
Good question
73. The alpha male: Ask your sister. am sure she will be very much willing!!
Who is going to pay for the Upgrade? 😕
#65 i wil go there one of these days thts after Barn Motel not so?
Lady Chiza sum names of places,kusangwafye abalwele? The lyks of VJ $-)$-)
Lusaka check yo mail i hv sent u a good one
LT before the Upgrade 🙂
LT After the Upgrade >-)
79. Zoe.After Ban Motel if you are coming from Chief Mugwileni, pa mudzi waba kabwalala but before Ban if coming from the greater city of LSK
80.Jam@co
:-j:-j:-j:-j:-j:-jAla nacibipa.
82. Matworld.
Mune it is really bad. At least you have my mail. I will also respond to your invitation to that kama Site you sent.
Let us wait and see what LT looks like after a face lift!!
:d
77. Just say if you are interested. By opening your muoth you have just confirmed four things to me. That:
1. You are interested
2. You are a disgruntled married woman.
3. You are so urgly that you think I would not consider you so you propose my sister insted.
4. Where you come from you thrive on incest.
Ok. Nayenda ku ma painti pa wodwala!
Bye all!! :-h
Zoe, if you send to yahoo, I may not be able to access it. Send to ze aza 1
85. Wapa Zed
:-h:-h
Alpha Male and Lady Chiza
[-x
Can you cease fire please. This will become ugly!!
84. The alpha male
You are notorious!!
Anyways monkeys like showing there A S S in public. So go ahead. We are watching!!
#44. VILLAGE CONCEPT greetings and thanks cousin for the good reporting back to LT.
To bama-brazas aba cizyi especially GONENAS of LT, tough luck, but be patient with LT.
I believe that the update will be very much appreciated by all of us.
LT, all the best to you.
l-)
Ba Alpha Male, not kukamba vambili wandini. After all, God does not create ugly people
Abena Jam@co
I think naine manje nigwamo mwee. 😕
Need to have an early start to the fimo fimo. Waziba, ka? When you are too drunk, performance is affected. Bye bloggers:)>-
But Lady Chiza mayo imwe mwalyenda,so whom do u leave the baby with?
3RqU!! I just got your Mail bro. Nice!!
Let us see who will hit Numbala l-) after LT’s panel beating process =))
93. Ba Moze
then have a nice weekend Boss. Please drink responsibly and do not forget LT!!
Just LT is gone then contact me [email protected]
Alpha B*$%£@^. I dont know which part of your body the brain is. As a lady, I was merely responding to this yo message: (Ati how ladies. Any lady looking for a night out today is welcome. Call me on 094-22. Disgruntled married women are preferred since if she gets pregnant there is already someone to bear the responsibility (Her husband).
Okey
Ba Moze,
Performance cant be affected drunk or sober,just Measure yo performance properly :)):)):))<:-p Lusaka i jus sent it to both addresses mama
Jam@co
Please dont respond tom that kama site.it a long story mudala.they say ignorance has no defence.I didn’t it just happened automatically its a long story mwana ala ninsebana.
Mudala where can I find Stella? its like everyone is preparing in advance in case LT tabacitile appear bwangu.Iam sure she is beautiful uwasenda Sony Ericsson from that time bali bonse I haven’t seen him pa site.
97. Lady chiza’s legs
Chize do not let someone spoil your good start in the Weekend!! :d
Martworld
Ati how Mudala?
This might be the best time to confirm the wedding date. No room for the desperate and disgrunted triabalist. :d/
Ba 3RqU ndimwe ba gong’a why dnt u respond to my mails?
100. Matworld.
=))=))=))
I am getting worried mudala. Hope you are doing fine. So you got to that kama Site by accident ayi? Anyways I will not go there.
But wansekesha =))=))
Battery yaisa:d=))
Matworld
Am still waiting
Ba Moze
Nice weekend and drink responsibly. What will there be to talk about if you are already drunk when we get there?
Zoe
Okay, will check
ama xxchanges between alpha male and lady chizas legs are the ones LT wants to sort out.you guys are putting the guys under pressure with authority.
zambia is democracy but those in power still have communists thinking,from way back,it’s not their fault.
did you guys read that post headlined but a distasteful insult as a name yesterday.that sort of thing is unwarranted especially in zambia where elders are still elders.
Okay guys I cease fire. I just felt insulted. I didn’t insult anyone but lady chizya decides to insult me unprovoked.
100. Matworld.
Again!! Stella bwalwa iwe!!!!!
ulya Sony was taking Stella!! I remember the last time we were pa LT that kama night!!
Nomba Sony has not been around for a while!!
I just hope he does not find LT like >-)
after this Outage!!
The Alpha Male
You are a real deal ,thats how it goes. Peace man its one Lt family :)>-
Its Lady Chiza and not Chizya!!
111. Lady chiza’s legs
I Call you Lady Chize :d
NO WORRIES LT
Zoe 😮
Never got any mail from you. May be I need my rose tinted:-b
Jam@co yeah right.
l-)
111. Lady chiza’s legs
I hope you remember me!! I used to be BRUDER L!!
have a nice Weekend!!
If you have not yet read Homer’s famous epic, The Iliad and the Odyssey, you are truly to be envied. For, you have a whole treasure trove of knowledge and entertainment waiting to be explored!
Luapula Fish
Mudala I will do that mudala right away let me just call ba Madam.I will let you know Bro.Dont worry my chief best man.
Jam@co.
I will explain mudala wandi.ala ninsebana.
No Again,Nomba ati Stella bwalwa?
Lusaka
Iam know my dear,Actually that is what iam doing just be ready it will take you 2days.
Lady Chiza
How are you my friend?
#114 3RqU are u not the Excite user,my bad maybe i sent to a different person kutiwalowewa pa LT mwee
Thanks LT but we know you just want to catch up on Porn. Enjoy bra…..
Zoe try again. I redirected my mails to my works email ad.
#42 Rashid Jones
I’m fine, thanks. Just insanely busy this week. I hope the weekend brings some relaxation.
And what are your plans for the weekend? Are you also joining the others at Wodwala’s? The place sounds interesting, I hope it still exists next time I touch Zed.
Its okey please to check and maintain your system. Keep it up LT
115, 117, very fine pipo. cheers
How do you all these places guys?
Ba Moze, its like munayenda maningi pa Zed.
Matworld, ati bwanji mudala?
The alpha male,Hi man, where is the Alpha Female?
thats fine guys. do your work. Make it better. We love you …oh sole we like you.
I like that Ka lady at LT who comes at midnight. :)>-:)>-:)>-:)>-:)>-:)>-:)>-:)>-
thats fine guys. do your work. Make it better. We love you …oh sole we like you.
I like that Ka lady at LT who comes at midnight. :)>-:)>-:)>-:)>-:)>-:)>-:)>-:)>-
Nine Chale
Now the name sounds crazy, ati Wodwala as if its for sick people. My weekend will be kwalola mwela.
By the way Nine Chale, do you know what monks call Bunda’s liga pa Zed? Ask Ba MOze.
#127 Rashid No I don’t, I guess it has something to do with Nazi?:-?
C’mon ba Moze, spill the beans…:)
its ok for me, since I only access LT during working days. I am sure guys like Jam@co, Rashid, Baby C, Zoe, etc will have to look for something(or someone) else to do. Sorry guys! ;))
KA’DOYO…
How are you. Its not a problem cause we wil go for Facebook and Wayn.We only support LT because its Zambian though its a site for UPND.
#129 Owe Ka’doyo i equally access LT during working days as i owez become ocupied pa weekend wth kitchen parties, bu nachimbusa so. So tym pa weekend nshikwata
….iwe Jam@maco you now want to steal LT’s people te? enshi iyi nomba [email protected]. Kabwalala :d
131 Zoe, I am getting married soon. I will hire you my sister
Aah, just as well. No more Mpombo, Shikapwasha and ka Mike Mulongoti rantings.
Hey, have you noticed, Tetamashimba has gone quite. So quite that we can hear his quiteness.He is very disappointd with RB.My intelligence officers in the field tell me he has teamed up with Katele,Mabenga,Shakafuwa, Silvia, Magande, Maureen to Kick out NyamaSoya. They want the NCC to insert a recall clause for the ruling party to be able to replace him with one of them.
Don’t worry, peoples. After the Upgrade LT will be back better, fresher and sweeter than ever!
Jmaco iwe stop making bloogers panic..some are already comitting cyber suicide ati limbi today is the last day! 8-x
#133 Mpangula.
I think you are right, this is not typical Teta behaviour.He could have denounced Dora, George Kunda & Nyamasoya a long time ago when all these scandals came out. Teta has no brakes, this always land him into problems. Something fishy going on.
3RqU
Maybe u jus dnt see pay attention,my name on the email address cums as ritzoe maybe thts where u get confused. 😕
Iwe Mpangula na Masheke take your politcs ku Politics thread!~X(
Teta is very alert though he talks too much.
#132 Ka’doyo
=))=))=))=))=)) wasenkesha, Zoe is jus a lady who escaped teenage life 2years ago but its ok hire me i mite know some fimofimo,<:-p
#134…mwebeni ba chale. Jam@co >:/
I cant see Baby C. I hope she hasn’t committed cyber suicide8->
No problem,just make sure ati muchaye fast
Sorry bloggers forgot to tel u, Baby C has travelled to S.A for National duties
ok guys ,good luck!!i hope it will come with a better look than this…!!!
KA’DOYO…
Baby C is very much safe, you will see her latest tuesday
olo iwe Jam@co you are LT big brother (in case you guys didn’t know). My informer told me 😉
Zoe, Rashid thanks for the info about Baby C. I was getting worried. This LT is very addictive ka :d
97. lady chiza’s legs, I wont let myself indulge in a fight with you. Am not in the business of making derogatory statements against fellow bloggers. Not because its not allowed by LT but because its not in my nature to do so. I can but I wont. This is a public blog and I expect anyone to comment on anything but as the saying goes, there is sentiment and then there is banter. I felt insulted by your response to my comment and I think that was uncalled for. Maybe I shouldn’t have reacted the way I did, but the truth is I was provoked.
I extend an olive branch to you and lets keep this blog safe and clean. There are kids using this site also.
Baby C should have phoned me to tell me she is coming. I would have met her for some dinner or something (on her bill of couse :d )
Enjoy your weekend guys. I am going for some drinks (on the company bill of couse;)))
Bye:-h
Rashid.
Mudala wanga ati bwanji?Good to see you pa site.iam fine mudala though that nkhani I told you about yanihika mu pressure.
The alpha male and Lady Chiza
Just make peace guys, its friday so so let us be all happy.
Iwe LT you should add ‘Dear Blogger’ before your letters.
Hi Bloggers
#147 ati kids are reading and making comments on what they cant aticulate properly,their parents must really take good care of them!!LT should come up with subscription to deter kids from making unsustantiated contributions on important matters,i hope its part of the upgrade!!!
Ba Br Molini
When did you get the PhD? Anso in what? Sorry I may have missed the conferring
Don Jay~X(=d> napapata. dont test the depth of water with both feet!
Most of the discussion boards have a provision for submitting suggestions to the improvements of service delivery.
But I notice that LT staff simply depend on their own ideas which they hope will be appreciated by the public; nothing wrong with that in fact sometimes it works very well in preserving your organosational ethics.
But I still feel that learning from ideas of other people widens the scope of creativity. I hope that LT will think of putting up an opinion form on this site as they modify their site.
In any case their efforts are welcome.
Hope your reporting will also improve and the editor should pull up his socks. There just too many silly mistakes.
Hope your reporting will also improve and the editor should pull up his socks. There are just too many silly mistakes.
Thanks LT
Hi bloggers, eish, i have had a very hectic day, i deserve a shooter!
cheers!
l-)
Gud job LT:x
7. Jam@co , speak for yourself
I cant wait to see some pipos faces. wow
Thanks LT
Ba L.T Please BAN all the anonymouses, they are the causers of all the insults pa blog.
That is the mask they use to intimidate credible bloggers.. flush them out please, I am down on my knees, I beg you…. [-o<[-o<^:)^^:)^
mat world shani ba kitwe,how far has the construction of that tramline going like? someone told me it’s being abandoned due to crime on the work by tembisa tsostis’
say hallo to thandi from teazers for me.say the bloke with the dodgy smile.
162. Cutey/wifey
I also join in [-o<[-o<[-o<[-o<[-o<^:)^^:)^
161. Ba Honey
you will be the first to upload a pic ayi? :d
165. Jam@co ,
what your profile on Face book?
#164,
Honestly even if you want to mind your own business, contribute to the topic to the best of your knowledge, you find ‘CHI ANONYMOUS’ just popps up ‘WITH IRRELEVANT INSULTS’. You end up being tempted to answer back, pantu you are being insulted for no reason at all. Sometimes people/bloggers just hate your name . period. Others its just a way of attacking someone they feel jelous of.
ABASH ANONYMOUS. [-o<[-o<[-o<^:)^^:)^
LT nishani…ta tulefwaya ukushala tulelanda no ku langulka pa zed.we want to speak for Zambia
so you should hurry up. the imimbulu boys will take over LT if you dont finsh your work by Saturday.
oya ya olile iya ya oya olile maya iyaya
LUSAKA TIMES WHERE ARE YOUR OFFICES KANSHI?
YOU MAKE ME HAPPY. YOU KNOW EVEN WHEN I DONT WNAT TO LAUGH I JUST OPEN THIS WEBSITE AND I START READING THE LOGER’S COMMENTS. THEY REALLY MAKE ME LAUGH
166. Ba Honey
email me first
[email protected]
Thanks for info LT, all the best with upgrade!! look forward to coming back.
ok do a good job
okay thats cool
WHERE IS THE UPGRADE KANSHI :-l