The Weekend in Pictures

1. Great way to usher in a workweek. Someone tell me when Gadaffi is leaving the post of African Union president for such crazy charaters are evil to our continents freedoms. And for you inferiority complex driven Zambians Arabs can be some of the nastiest people left to their devices, look at who funded civil strife in Mali in the eighties and before. His own Arab states in the middle east rejected his plans for a united Arab states movement so love Africa independent working like ants; no leader but the are smartly wise.

2. Bushe Mampi mwana mwebantu???? This girl is crazy!!!

3. These pics are boring to say the least!!!

4. The third pic ture the chieftainese Shimukunami looks like bamayo ba maureen mwanawasa

5. The Zambia Police horses need serious veterinary attention. they are not healthy.

6. Pic#1, RB does not care about you officers.
   Pic#10, thanks to govt for banning these illicit bears. Some say 1 ka(jibi)2 = 1 crate of Mosi!

7. whats wrong mulikaputula for the guy in picture 14 ,Is he the one who had taken tujijili in the other picture ? Ekotwafilubila

8. # 4 ha ha ha ndiwe wa chamba. Ok what about pix # 14 is that katundu or what?

9. Mampi looks an rather an addict than a star!! Boring pictures LT to say the least. Blood stained faces and punctured jaws of political caders at the high court grounds would have made sence.

10. Ha ha ha ha are the so called tujijili brewed in Zambia. the name sounds kwati chigiligili. Jils= 1 crate of mosi? then tukali bad

11. #15 Mampi is so beautiful! I like that line of symmetry from the bellybutton to the “issues”.

12. pic #2 Aren’t those the women that shout ‘ma botro’ , I remember when I was young I used to exchange bottles for K20’s to buy bubble gums from them. It’s good to see zambians supporting zambian teams rather than how people are obsessed with english football.

13. Pic #15 and 16 Ba Mampi kukanwa kwati bali chita……….amangalo ayabakulu.

14. RB getting some investor connections from King Mswati! LOL

15. # 14 what’s that thing protruding on that fan’s kaputula? Is he a mandingo?

16. LT pic 5 where was that? Pic 12 those vuvuzela things irritate the s.h.i.t out of me. olo iwe #3 ule tasha sometimes

17. Mampi has changed her dressing, she looks like she is coming from Chinama Hospital.

18. #15 maybe he gets a hard-on when watching soccer. Its a fetish thing I suppose

19. Picture 1
    Kwati ni play circle my first thought
    Picture 2
    They are not draging the crate but rather carrying it yangu.
    The rest are ok i like the danny and gang picture mampi kwati ni solola

20. That police station under the tree, is it in Zambia really?…44 years after independence the police are still operating under the tree.I wish the monkeys can go there.

21. # 14 nabwima ubulendo bwakuya kunganda i can see by the walking that he is going home

22. Kwena people you can spot picture 14 i didnt see that paka after reading ppls comments

23. Kadoyo, i was about to answer you back, then i remembered something…. next time, dont poke your nose where it doesnt concern you!!!!!

24. #15…hehehe, is Mampi a mad midget? hahaha

25. THESE PICS ARE POOR TO SAY THE LEAST…..LT WHAT TYPE OF A CAMERA ARE ARE USING? PLEASE TRY TO LOOK FOR A SKILLED PHOTO JOURNALISTS. PIC 15 FOR EXMAPLE WAS POORLY TAKEN THE PICTURE HAS SHRINKED AND THE COLOUR HAS BEEN DAMAGED. PLEASE PLEASE LT BE PROFESSIONAL LOOK FOR A PHOTO JOURNALISTS OR TRAIN SOMEBODY IN PHOTO JOURNALISM…..I AM NOT IMPRESSED WITH YOUR SERVICES TO SAY THE LEAST.

26. Oh ! Danny Yakumbuyo still look good. I like that picture. Ba LT I want to see also the picture of my only home boy K MILLIAN. I always enjoy your cool music. His latest album is also very good. K Millan please keap the same spirit. Utu nyimbo twanu tonse ni twamunshe.

27. Are those donkeys or Horses. If the government cant even look after horses what hope do our relatives have?

    #14 Ala umulumenda you are blessed my man even the guys sitting are admiring your “black and decker”

28. Pic #5, who wears pink hair on a pink dress? Now thats one designer I would never let clothe me. Pic #6 Mswati, ever heard of gym. The man looks like a woman. He has girly hands and legs! Tone up man. I feel sorry for the young gals he married; waking up to that jiggly body! Pic # 16, Mampi what in the world are you wearing? That outfit or whatever you may call it looks like it was pulled out of a pit, for real!

29. Pic #14, Wow, that brother is endowed, what in the ‘snake’ world…….LMAO!

30. Owe kwena uyu mwana Mampi mubi, iye she is ugly. What a ugly belly. #15 iwe ni big Umupyetwo.

31. #21 Key Thanks, am fine and hope you are too

32. I thought Mampi was a civilised musician like Yvonne Chaka Chaka. Am so disappointed.

33. nice pictures LT. I always look forward to seeing a piece of Zed every Monday and Friday. When are you going to start charging us subscription so you can improve your services and impress people like #23

34. Mampis outfit is cheap and dirty

35. Mampis outfit is cheap,fakely ripped and dirty

36. Mampis outfit is cheap,fakely ripped, stinky and dirty

37. Mampis outfit is cheap,fakely ripped, stinky,ugly and dirty

38. Mampis outfit is cheap,fakely ripped, stinky,ugly,embarassing and dirty

39. pic14, blessed with issues. Mampi, well strange but …………. ladies am told told you like a bigger ‘car’ than a mini one, how true is it? That fan, telling by the way he looks am sure has a hammer for a ‘car’

40. Not impressed with the pictures? get the hell out,i for one am very happy with you LT.Mule tasha guys.

41. #31 –
    36

    Is it poluting the morals of society?????? LOL

42. Ba ficalour muletasha #32-36.you forget to mention that your girlfriend is dirty and stinky too.

43. The shimaster dont insult….iwe #40 wachokela kuti???

44. #14 Hope the guy does not end up with a hernia blowing stuff like that.

45. Ba LT you have removed all my comments….I did’t insult anybody.

46. Yo pics LT not very good, and for Mampi every thing is just fine with her, chaps if the took yo pics with yo expensive clothes u think u hav, i bet LT would be shut down by now.

47. # 37 Persona, Now thats one hammer I would like to ride on, looks sturdy as hell, am sure it can handle my “pothole” perfectly. LOL

48. Picture #14 lu sato abikilemo bena monster fimo fimo, ama 5kg ya eba ba na makwenkwe

49. LT picture comments just makes my day. this is when you read the most crazy posts from bloggers.

50. #15 Ubuntu, but guys mulalolesha. Are you a man or a woman because I did not see that until I saw all the comments. And look at those two men in the back ground admiring the man’s rod. It’s like the one in the khaki shirt is saying “man it would take me 4 ‘VIAGRA’ and may be 5 ”CIALIS’ plus ‘EXTENZE’ to get me there”. LMAO!

51. Picture # 1: Police station in Garneton under a tree?
    Is this 21st century Zambia the real Africa?
    Can the Inpector General of Police advise were official records and dockets are kept at the end of the day. Or is it that one of the police officers takes the documents home?
    Its a comedy. Whats your comment honorable mangani?

52. #1, After 45 years of independence police in one of the major Zambian towns use the shelter of a tree as an office. The president is only concerned about Chiluba, Dora Siliya, King Mswati and travelling. We all need to pray for God’s intervention in our country. Enough is enough.

53. I like mampi coz she’s really a gud singer and dancer. I like her performances but it’s true she’s very ugly.

54. Who is this other Ubuntu,

55. If RB cancelled just one or two of his trips the government would manage to buy some prefabs to use for offices by the police but no, people have work under trees.

56. I feel sorry for people who live in garnaton, especially for my cousin who’s been working there for some months now. She complains a lot,now I understand why. Mampi imifwalile ububi, kwati tesa naku london sure!! Ububi bwena mubi mampi however,she’s a great singer .

57. Mmmm abena Mampi yashani eyo! “Ati uyo ni osauka”, “Ati uyo ni namakwenkwe”

58. Aha! Pic#14 Mulumendo wali fundumana.

59. Please this font is killing us, either increase it or revert to the old one.

60. most of you guys saying that mampi umubi wouldnt give a second thought if given the chance to PIPE. Hahaha
    If thats what it takes to put a roof on top of her heade, I give her all my blessings.
    Go Mampi, next time try stripping (hahahaa)

61. most of you guys saying that mampi umubi wouldnt give a second thought if given the chance to PIPE. Hahaha
    If thats what it takes to put a roof on top of her head, I give her all my blessings.
    Go Mampi, next time try stripping (hahahaa)

62. # 61 kumulya iyo yena

63. The chap in #12 and #14 is the same. Look carefully and you will see that the ‘pipe’ starts way high. That is not the normal place for the manhood. The chap has just put something in his pants to excite others.

64. Mampi being civilised ooh? Liule le fye lilya. Listen carefully to the lyrics of her songs, eeh!! You will run away, “NALIKOSA MU CHILONGANINO CHAKUPONOKA” Such crude language coming from a woman, bane. She reminds me of those days’ dirty compound sex workers we called ‘mupele fifty ngwee afule.’ Full of nothing but foul language. that’s our Mampi.

65. # 14 yaima kubola, ndiwe yakumbuyo. if it was netball i would have understood that hump in the short but soccer. nayopa ine.

66. Guys like # 63 learn to give praise where it is due that is a true machine probably you have to look at my husbands to know that such gadjets are possible.

67. Well done LT, the range of pictures has improved. Now what police station is that? I just could not believe it!

68. Mampi…………..ifiko!!! ema consiquences yakusangwa na ma jerabo ku Kitwe chila weekend

69. This mampi girl is on drugs.

70. Mampi is cool…..I like her….those who dont like her ifi colour fyenu monse!!!

71. whats with this sudden relationship between zambia and swaziland, RB swaziland has no money,and all the countries giving aid re booking out cos of mismanagement, he will just make u like him so be careful.l know u have women in common but that aside please.

72. Mampi iwe why do you like showing-off yr vibelo thats moral decay. Twanako ukufitamba.
    Just dress respectively, may be your face is not attractive enough to convince men……

73. Ba Buju the poor horses are thin,those cops look like cattle rustlers!poor animals why not kill them!!!!!!!

74. #72 what morals are you talking about?she feeds and takes care of herself,she has beautiful body and she is smart,people pay her to do what she does,if we had morals,the leaders should stop stealing…Mampi do what you know best! haters are everywhere!!!!!!!!!#72 just enjoy the sight!

75. Picture # 3..those women are not dragging anything, and it doesnt even show on their faces that they are having hardship in transporting the crate….how does the word drag come into play here??? Somebody teach me please! The picture itself tells a totally different story. Want my suggestions??????? Tsk tsk tsk

76. Heal No…. Mampi your behalves really pieces  me off,Whats wrong with you?why cant you use your brains?further your education men sisy!

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