Court hammer

There was laughter in the Chawama Local court in Lusaka when it was heard that a 43-year-old man left his wife and matrimonial home in preference to his girlfriend who had big hips.

This is in a matter in which Gladys Soko, 40, sued her husband Isaac Moyo for reconciliation.

Gladys told the court that her husband Isaac was no longer interested in her because she had small hips.

“My husband told me that he was no longer interested in me because of my small hips and sometimes would refer my hips to a Chinese lady who he described to have no hips and buttocks,” Gladys said.

She said her husband Isaac left their matrimonial home in March and she does not even know where he was with his new girlfriend whom he claims has an attractive body.

Gladys told the court that he will only return to the matrimonial home once she develops hips.

Isaac told the court that his wife Gladys was in the habit of gambling ‘playing bonanza’ and going out with different men in his neighborhood for drinking spree.

But when Moyo was asked by the court why he had deserted Soko and opted to live with another woman, he said her wife’s immoral behavior and excessive beer drinking led him to look for green pastures.

In passing judgment, court cautioned the woman to reduce on taking alcohol excessively and sleeping with other men as it would worsen her condition.

He however, granted the two divorce because they were both frustrating each other and warned Moyo to stop sleeping around with different women.

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  1. Hahahahaha, this man though wrong had the biblical right to ask for divorce. His wife was sleazy and a drunkard. Plus a woman with a nice booty and hips is attractive :).


    • Sex is in the mind, and thats why it works anywhere, be it in the mouth, in the thighs, in the hand or indeed mumulyelo; as this !diot will soon discover. So even those with less hips or matakkoless women can be very tasty, depending on your percieved drive, especially her art and response in the act…Hips and matakko reduce access to deep penetration, besides, women with matakko must wash twice as much…just saying because I have just ready that PF is now rationing water supply pa Zed..brace up bavimatakko…


    • This man was right, I would too. My woman will not be flat like a piece of razor – but will be one with serious curves in all the right places. The kind that makes me wet my pants when i just think about her!


    • He should have consulted some of us who have done all sorts of sizes, ages and races, before going astray…mune anakazi amatakko yakulu amanunka mutivi pamakati pamatakko, unless they are reminded to wash throuroughly with soap and spray perfume…but with povery and lack of water in Zed, you will never even enjoy your mune….just saying from experience!!



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