These are the results of the 2010 online survey conducted by LusakaTimes to give awards to respective categories decided by website visitors from across the globe. Nominees were based on the top three and winners topped the list.
Personalities
1. Man of the Year
The Nominees are: Michael Sata, Felix Mutati, Medardo Joseph Cardinal Mazombwe
And the Award goes to: Medardo Joseph Cardinal Mazombwe
2. Woman of the Year
The Nominees are: Dora Siliya, Thandiwe Banda, Esther Phiri
And the Award goes to: Thandiwe Banda
3. Most controversial Zambian in 2010
The Nominees are: Michael Sata , William Banda, Father Frank Bwalya
And the Award goes to: William Banda
4. Most disappointing Personality of the Year
The Nominees are: Kalusha Bwalya, Godfrey Mwamba, Rupiah Banda
And the Award goes to: Godfrey Bwalya Mwamba
5. Most disappointing Political Party
The Nominees are: MMD, UPND-PACT, NAREP
And the Award goes to: MMD
6. Sportsperson of the Year
The Nominees are: Esther Phiri, Jacob Mulenga, Emmanuele Mbola
And the Award goes to: Jacob Mulenga
7. Sports Administrator of the year
The Nominees are: Kalusha Bwalya,Anthony Mwamba, Emmanule Munaile
And the Award goes to: Anthony Mwamba
Institutions
8. Best Government Ministry
The Nominees are: Ministry of Finance, Ministry of Commerce, Trade and Industry, Ministry of Education
And the Award goes to: Ministry of Education
9. Worst Government Ministry
The Nominees are: Ministry of Works and Supply, Ministry of Health, Ministry of Home Affairs
And the Award goes to: Ministry of Health
10. Well managed Government Parastatal
The Nominees are: ZESCO, ZRA , NAPSA
And the Award goes to: ZESCO
11. Badly managed Government Parastatal
The Nominees are: Nitrogen Chemicals of Zambia, Zambia State Insurance, National Housing Authority
And the Award goes to: Nitrogen Chemicals of Zambia
12. Well managed Public Institution
The Nominees are: Patents and Companies Registration Agency (PACRA), Bank of Zambia, Zambia Information Communication Technology Authority (ZICTA)
And the Award goes to: Patents and Companies Registration Agency (PACRA)
13. The most passive Opposition Politician of the year
The Nominees are: General Godfrey Miyanda, Ben Mwila, Tilyenji Kaunda
And the Award goes to: General Godfrey Miyanda
14. Commercial bank of the year in Zambia
The Nominees are: Standard Chartered Bank, ZANACO, Stanbic Bank
And the Award goes to: ZANACO
15. Best Private Company of the year
The Nominees are: Farmers House PLC, Zambeef Products Plc, MTN Zambia
And the Award goes to: Farmers House PLC
16. Zambian Sports Team of the year
The Nominees are: ZESCO United Footbal Club, Nchanga Rangers Footbal Club, Under 20 National Team
And the Award goes to: Under 20 National team
17. Picture of the year ( click on URL/LINK to view Picture)
Nominees are:
http://www.postzambia.com/article_image.php?image_type=article&id=3240
And the Award goes to:
LT Readers/Bloggers
18. Best Zambian Website (*LT not included for ethical reasons)
The Nominees are: www.postzambia.com, www.zambia.co.zm, www.zamnet.zm
And the Award goes to: www.postzambia.com
19. Most hated LT Blogger
The Nominees are: Senior Citizen, Kalos2121, Lady Gaga
And the Award goes to: Senior Citizen
20. Best LT Columns Contributor
The Nominees are: Henry Kyambalesa, Elias Munshya wa Munshya , Patrick Hatontola
And the Award goes to: Elias Munshya wa Munshya
21. Most Missed LT blogger
The Nominees are: Ba Moze, Baby C, Ghost Dog
And the Award goes to: Ghost Dog
22. Most appreciated and respected LT Blogger
The Nominees are: Nine Chale, Mr Capitalist, Senior Citizen
And the Award goes to: Nine Chale
23. Best Quote on LT
The Nominees are:
“PACT is DEAD”
“Statistics are like bikinis, what they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital”
“We are not interested in the same old speeches every year when all you do is change the dates on the same old speeches,” Joyce Chabala, wife of the late Efford Chabale at 2010 Gabon Disaster Memorial
And the Award goes to: “We are not interested in the same old speeches every year when all you do is change the dates on the same old speeches,” Joyce Chabala, wife of the late Efford Chabale at 2010 Gabon Disaster Memorial
24. Best Joke told on LT
The Nominees are:
By Yaba
A Licensed Counselor was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children….
“You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.” He turned to the second Mom. “Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.” He turns to the third Mom. “Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child’s name, Brandy.” At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, “Come on, Dick, we’re leaving.”
By Pa Zed:
“Picture 14. Ba Simataa, is that a face towel hanging from the pocket? (jacket). Teti mwashitako a descent handkerchief? Mwalitusebanya ku Zurich uku mwaile!!
By Nkalanda
Gring gring: elo..who is this?
Kasengele: bena kalu, this is K
Kalu: ah K nauchinja fone number?
K: Ndimundoti abena Great! fone taileleka ukulila. Mufwile mwabwela pa lusaka
Kalu: ahaaa is everything ok?..what now
K: abena king cobra baingilamo mu wrangle nabo and I cant argue with this man..you know him well also
Kalu: Abena K not ukubaposako amano abena sata..Ba vice president ba kunda na ba RB has assured me ati all will be fine. Blatter nao ebele ati FIFA wont act so we are safe mudala.
K: That’s great news bena Kalu
Kalu: I almost forgot. Tell the nation on Monday that we are planning to host the world cup also apart from AFCON Cup. That will distract them. Let me know how the response goes.
K: Great idea! I will call the press conference on monday then.
Kalu: Great job K
And the Award goes to: Nkalanda
25. LT blogger with best analytical skills
The Nominees are: Mr Capitalist, De Ja Vu, Smooth Criminal
And the Award goes to: Mr Capitalist
Webmaster’s choice Award
26. Best story teller on Lusakatimes
The award goes to Digga.
Here are two stories by Digga that kept bloggers and LT staff alike mesmerized
1st story
You know.. the thing that annoys me even more is that on the other hand , that con of a mine Lumwana has just announced $198 million dollars in Operating Profit of the 9 months to December 2009!!!!.. and paid ZERO, ZILCH , NADA , “0? in taxes because they 1) offset huge Capital Allowance credit that will run for several more years 2) other tax concession.. I spent 5 days on the mine this January, and I tell you I wanted to cry.. There is no brick a mortar structure at all. all Offices, house etc are either Prefabricated structures imported from South Africa or 20 foot or 40 foot containers converted to offices..
and I mean the whole mine including the prefabricated houses under the so call Lumwana housing scheme that they are mortgaging to staff. There is NO TARRED ROAD in the whole of the mine and mine town ship area (with the prefabs) I mean no a metre of BITUMEN / Molasses TAR.. ITS ALL GRAVEL and mud like a farm. There is no SMELTER only a SIEMENS CONCENTRATOR. In the plant area the grinds the ore from the BALL MILL into Concentrate .. thats the plant – thats it..
Then from the Concentrator, the COPPER CONCENTRATE ( POWDER) is loaded into 100 waiting ZALAWI Trucks mostly for Export straight tot the USA.. Apparently because of the Uranium content, KCM or MOPANI are is not buying the Lumwana concentrate, only Chambishi Mines (Chinese) is buying some… I was so angry .. and like that was not enough I went to the General Offices (where MD admin are) and almost collapsed when I saw a big black sculpture at the entrace that had both hands of a person clasped together in a THANKYOU and in the middle of it read “””Lumwana mine officially opened in Nov 09 by his Excellency Rupiah Banda President of Zambia”””” Nalefwaya uku pena.. and right next to it was a normal Plackard that had Mwanawasa’s Official Opening.. I mean what ???? I almost threw up.. and when the guys on the mine told me the mine expansion plans I wanted to cry..
They really have none apart from a Uranium processing facility.. none.. They have no plan to set up a SMELTER.. There’s none in the next 7 years at least- forget a refinery and so have no plan to produce Copper bars .. Cathodes they call it for export or sale to Manufacturing companies like ZAMEFA in Zambia that make wires etc.. I so so annoyed I tell you.. We’ve been hoodwinked and we let them.. I will not even talk about the CHINGOLA to SOLWEZI road that bent my TYRE RIMS.. THIS IS NOT AN INVESTOR: WE dont need this.. In this day and age WE ARE EXPORTING CONCENTRATE.. and at that concentrator they separate the diamonds, Gold from the copper.. and the metals are flown out by plane to buyers..
I’m not racist or xenophobic at all but you will not find a ZAMBIAN in a Management position whether its for Lumwana or the several CONTRACTOR Firms (Camp Management Firms, Construction & Civils) and there are many many non citizens doing simple jobs (like tyre mending, equipment supervisor) we used to do for many years in our rich Copper mining history.. Apparently they say the Zambia’s Mining Labour Market (all miners in Zambia) dont have the Acumen, required experience and skills to manage of supervise operational tasks in a “20th Century Mine”.. How or why did Mangani (Home affairs) issued all those work permits for jobs that can be
done by Locals? Zambians we need to wake up!!!.. We can Own and run the these mines. We have the skills and experience.. We NEED TO BE SERIOUS!!!!!
2nd Story
( Digga’s initial comments to a story on a robbery)
#2 Slumdog shalaz…. ma ma ma ma … my brotha not ZP police mwana… I’ve enough respect for C5.. believe me.. I’ve witnessed 1st hand their wrath and modus operandi.. We were all diving for cover in our offices opposite Fire station across Evelyn hone… trust me.. you’ll hear soon that bandits have been gunned down..
The only problem is the EXTRA JUDICIAL kiiling that they do.. but ZP I’ve enough respect.. especially after Mateyo and the late Wazakaza N’guni… The way ZP CID(C5 & flying squad ) Operate.. it’s a scipt out of a movie.. As we speak.. probably a dragnet has been set up u to Kapiri.. they operate with Intelligence.. They are patient. they even wait for months till their moment.. my guess is those crimminals are trying to leave town with their heist cause they know the’ve been circled. I’ve have little faith in GRZ but massive respect for POLICE force when it matters when things are serious.. no judges, no warning shots.. THEY gun down and parade your body for all to see.. PICS in newspapers and then throw ur carcass at back to C5 Nissan Hardbody van, with excited guys waving AK’s weaving through traffic to General Hospital mortuary.. Then the disappear.. They wear masks in operation.
The story
7# Nine Chale 2007 October.. Nali pa job pa LSK.. aka celo fye around 8:30… people even crossing the road walking past Fire station from the Traffic lights at that Evelyn hone T-junction.. There was a lot of traffic as usual in the morning RED.. The traffic lights hit Red.. 20 seconds later.. a few screams, a car then raved.. two shouts after that.. then the AK47 rang 4 warning shots.. Our office is upstairs and along the road so everyone then turned to see what was happening.. You know.. from no where up 5 cars coming from all directions cut the road, with armed police -some in ZP gear acrobatically jumping out of moving vehicles.. moving into a cordon..
A car blocked by traffic then bashed the car in front.. 3 Armed bandits jumped out.. stopped the car going down Makishi road to Nothmead…At that same moment our very own anti robbery squad rang I think up 7 warning shots.. and took aim at the car.. while the C5 units prepared for the chase.. Other units that were on foot unassuming jumping into the back of speeding Nissan hard body in chase.. But I’ll tell you after the 2nd AK shot the whole office dived for cover.. there are guns and there are gun shots. but that of the AKmilitary assault rifle is deadly, deafening-a scary thing.. All this happend in a space of two minutes and seven cars chased down makishi.. 15-20 minutes later.. The C5 boys were standing on top of a convoy of 3 hard white hardbodys lights fully beamed, sweepng the road like presidential motorcade back up the road to same traffic lights then truned left headed for UTH.. much to the stunned somewhat muted applause of the passers and people standing around and others that had come to listen to the action that happend 20 minutes earlier.
kabovas whistled as three piled bodys lay at the back of the not in a hurry C5 bad *** team.. lights full beam. hazards on… was crazy.. we told that story for days… So those bandits trying to speed away in the car they highjacked had their tires shot just before Northmed total filling station and careered off the road.. They got out and tried to run.. but were taken out swifty shot in the back , buttocks by sniper guys in the on rushing hard body..
off course people watching at the scene split.. Ephraim Mateyo was on news then explaining the operation and that for months they tracked the gang who were headed to kamwala to rob Finance Bank.. Tabangala pa Zed ba anti robbery and armed special forces. A career of armed robberies does not pay in Zambia.. At least you wont live long enough.. Uke pushe that gang that terrorised the Copperbelt 3 year ago. Those chaps were killed in a major operation..Inspector General Ephraim Mateyo even warned before the operation began.. people thought he was joking.. the amazing thing is a week later a group of wanted chaps actually truned themselves in saying they would rather go to jail and not be killed by the C5 knowing thats what would happen.. though there are new criminals back on the belt I see kabwe now as well. but the current IG is uninspiring.. just arrests Chansa Kabwela
C5 … so called .. Is the special anti robbery/terrorist squad unit in the Criminal Investigations Dept of the Zambia police.. the name comes from the numberering of their Office door at Zambia police HQ.. They are in room C5..
27. Government Minister easily reachable and close to the people
The award goes to Hon Dora Siliya because she keeps her facebook page upto date and interacts with online Zambians and responds to comments and e-mails