President Mwanawasa has said time for the African Union government or the
United States of Africa being advocated by some African leaders has not come.

Dr . Mwanawasa, who is also Southern Africa Development Community (SADC) Chairperson, noted that countries in the region are not against the idea of the Union government
but that the time has not come for such a government on the African continent.

Dr. Mwanawasa said there is need to strenghthen regional community organisations like SADC before thinking of the United States of Africa concept, which is a version of the possible future unification of Africa as a national and sovereign federal of states similar to that of the United States of America.

“When these organisations have been strengthened and our people sensitised and willingly accept the concept and only when we feel we are ready can we have that idea, but for now we are afraid we are not going to accept it.” he emphasised.

Dr. Mwanawasa said this in Antananarivo when he held a joint press briefing with his Madagascar counter part President Marc Ravalomanana today.

The idea of the United States Africa concept was recently advanced by Libyan President Muammar al-Qaddafi at a 2000 AU summit in Lome, Togo and in June 2007. It was further advanced by outgoing Africa Union Commisson chairperson Alpha Oumar Konare on the occassion of the commemoration of the Africa Day in May 2006.

President Mwanawasa pointed out that some of the countries like Zambia would require the amendment of the constitution as the issue of Africa Union Government is not enshrined in the country’s constitution saying if one was going to introduce such an item with such
an idea they will need to seek views from the people in Zambia or Madagascar.

” Let us not be rational, there is no need to confuse the people on something that needs serious consideration and consultation. We are doing everything possible to protect the interests of Africa and our individual countries,” said President Mwanawasa.

He explained that Zambia has nine provinces and that in most cases the country is unable to agree on which province to produce a President and wondered which nation out of the 53
countries in Africa would produce a President for the United States of Africa concept.
“I also wonder from which countries out of the 53 nations on the continent will produce the
15 ministers outlined in the concept,” he said.

Dr. Mwanawasa noted that the issue of United States of Africa has received a lot of public debate, positive and negative.

Western Province United Liberal Party (ULP) Secretary, Nambula Tebuho, has resigned and joined the United Party for National Development (UPND).

According to a press release made available to ZANIS in Mongu today and signed by ULP Provincial Publicity and Information Secretary, Saxson Kashumba, Mr. Tebuho cited irregularities in the ULP administration as the reason for his resignation.

Mr. Tebuho said the removal of Mr Sikwindi Situla and Mr Edwin Simusamba from the National Constitution Conference by Party President, Sakwiba Sikota without blessings from the National Executive Committee (NEC), was a clear exhibition that ULP was not a listening party.

He further accused Mr. Sikota of having appointed Crispin Shumina as both Party Secretary General and a commissioner on the NCC, removing Mr Sikwindi Situla and Mr Edwin Simusamba without consulting the NEC.

Mr. Tebuho said he has decided to join UPND because the party had credible and receptive leaders likely to form the next government.

President Levy Mwanawasa has said Zambians who do not look after public resources properly did not deserve to be entrusted with carrying out public jobs.

Speaking to journalists at the Lusaka International Airport today shortly on arrival from Madagascar, President Mwanawasa said it was sad that people that were suppose to take care of Zambia’s public resources and use them diligently were engaging into corrupt and crooked activities.

He said the report, which was submitted to him by the Auditor General on Tomorrow Investments was very bad, adding that he has since instructed his Legal Assistant Darlington Mwape to deal with the case carefully.

“If that is how some of our nationals are going to look after our national resources, then they do not deserve to be given public jobs,” he said.

He was answering a question from journalists on his comments about the Auditor General’s report on Tomorrow Investments that was submitted to him recently.

“But I have asked my Assistant for Legal affairs to separate the case and identify the counts. It is not only Tomorrow Investments but various other contractors. These will be handed over to the Anti-Corruption Commission (ACC),” he said.

Dr. Mwanawasa hoped that the case would commence soon in court.

He said it was sad that lack of integrity could be exhibited by officers who should help government to look after national resources prudently.

And Dr. Mwanawasa has asked mining companies criticizing government for increasing the tax regimes on mines to dialogue with government instead of complaining publicly.

He said it was only fair that government should raise tax on mines so that Zambians could benefit from their resources.

The President noted that despite the increase in the mine tax regime, Zambia still had the lowest in the world.

President Mwanawasa also cautioned Zambians against being used by investors to oppose the new tax regime on mines.

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
-Henny Youngman

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we
met.
-Rodney Dangerfield

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s
wrong.
-Milton Berle

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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
“There was water in the carburetor.”
I asked her, “Where’s the car?”
She replied, In the lake.”
-Henny Youngman

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Henny Youngman

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You
know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and
didn’t notice.”

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.

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I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months – I don’t
like to interrupt her.

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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got myself two girlfriends.
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided
not to report it since the thief was spending much less than
his wife did.

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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is
finished.

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A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
The father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still
paying.”

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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
Africa, a Man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

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Then there was a man who said, “I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too
late.

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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: “Wife wanted.”
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: “You can have mine.”

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A woman was telling her friend, “I made my husband a
millionaire.”
“And what was he before you married him?” asked the
friend.
“A billionaire.” she replied

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

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It’s not true that married men live longer than single
men. It only seems longer.

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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was
almost impossible.

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Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go
through life Thinking they had no faults at all.

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such
a man.

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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask
for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double
of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says,
Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I’m half
dead.”

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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for
marriage.
They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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The most effective way to remember your wife’s
birthday is to forget it once.

A witness yesterday told the Livingstone Magistrate’s Court that Former Southern Province Minister Joseph Mulyata instructed him to release an impounded bus belonging to businessman Geoffrey Mwamba Bwalya because it was a presidential directive.

Edward Ntinda Senior Road Inspector in the Road Development Agency (RDA) said this when giving evidence in the former minister’s abuse of authority of office case.

He told the court that Mulyata directed him to release the impounded bus because the owner, Bwalya was an MMD party official who had made huge financial contributions to the ruling party.

However, Ntinda explained that he had told Mulyata it was not within his authority to do so since the bus had by-passed the weigh bridge and attracted a penalty fee of 2,000 United States dollars in the process which had to be paid in full before the bus could be released.

The Senior Road Inspector told the court that Mulyata did not accept this explanation even after being told that there was no provision in the RDA statutory instrument were an impounded vehicle could be released regardless of the circumstances if the penalty fee was not paid.

Instead, he said Mulyata allegedly continued to insist that the bus be released as the penalty fee would be paid at a later date.

He further accused the former provincial minister of continuing to put pressure on him until Ntinda’s Supervisor Mubuyaeta Kapinga, the Regional Engineer returned from Lusaka where he had gone for official duties.

Ntinda said it was at this point that Mulyata allegedly arranged to meet him and Kapinga at the Livingstone Weighbridge where the impounded bus was and insisted that it be released in his presence to ensure his directive was complied with by the RDA officers.

He said the bus was then reluctantly released by Kapinga who handed over the keys to the bus driver of Germins Motorways and Mulyata commended them for a job well done before driving off after the released bus.

Two weighbridge operators and a Police Constable have so far given evidence in the case and the matter has been adjourned to tomorrow for continued trial.

Mulyata is on bail for a sum of K6 million after his police bond was revoked yesterday because he had missed a court session.

Lusaka Mayor, Steven Chilatu, has withdrawan his participation from the National Constitutional Conference (NCC).

In a Letter to Patriotic Front President, Michael Sata, the Mayor, said he was duped to particpate in the NCC by people who he claims had ulterior motives.

Mr. Chilatu further said his participation in the NCC was not only a violation of his party’s regulations, but also an act of betrayal.

The Mayor, who has pleaded with Mr. Sata to forgive him, said he has betrayed the confidence and trust that the party president had in him.

He said he was naive to participate in the NCC and that it is one of the most regretable and costly mistakes of his life.

Mr. Chilatu has asked Mr. Sata and the Patriotic Front to accept him back into the party, describing himself as a prodigal son.